Hello children. Today, we do some maffs about sluts for the sake of fun Jesus.
QUESTION #1: How much sex do foids have?
Well of course, that's the wrong question to ask. Why? If you do a survey on how much sex people have nowadays, of course you're going to get a down-to-earth answer like once or twice a week. But 2020 isn't a down-to earth year. Women and Chads are having sex like rabbits on Viagra and MDMA. After all, we know that foids are going to get however much sex they fucking please. So how much secks do women want?
Well, all of it, of course. Dumbass. On threads online, I found that there are two kinds of answers women (also men) give to this question: "as much as possible" and "once or twice a day", which I suppose is the same thing, only the latter answer takes into account the fact that having sex all day every day will lead to brokeness and also probably injury.
So let's assume women are having secks once per day. With whom? Shhh, be patient.
Let's see how many sexy times a woman has in a year, and how many times in her attractive lifetime (teen to 30).
Sex once per day obviously means you have 365 sexy times per year, which may not seem much until you consider that, at the peak of sexual activity (ages 18-30) are 112 sexual encounters per year. Triple yikes. The average foid loses her virginity at the age of 17, so that's 13 years of senks. 13*365= 4745 times of sex by 30 years of age.
And of course we have to calculate how many miles of cock that is. On average, it takes 48 thrusts to 100% the game of sex, multiplied by the average penis size of 6", that's 48x6 = 288 inches of cock ingested per sex. 288x4745 = 1.366.560 inches of cock ingested by the age of 30. That's 21 miles. 21 miles of cock that went into the vegana. There's a song named "21 miles" by Coldplay. You would need 20 minutes to drive that distance, if you drive at highway speed. 20 minutes is 14 minutes more than the amount of time the brain remains alive after total oxygen deprivation. Someone could have died and you would still be driving on Route 69.
QUESTION #2: How many Chads does the average foid get to enjoy?
Google says that the average number of sex partners in a lifetime is 7 for men and 4 for women. BUT WAIT! We're talking about today's hyperwhores. A more accurate number would be one new sex partner per week, assuming our foid likes to sleep around on the weekends.
That's 365*(1/7) = 52 sex parters per year. Yes.
But what is a "Chad"? A Chad is over 8 on the decile scale for attractiveness. Fuck you.
Actually, no, I will prove it. On the normal bell curve of attractiveness (it's a bell curve because it's the compound of random biological characteristics, all of which have normal distributions), the bulk of all men (circa 70%) fall within one standard deviation. That means that men above 1 standard deviation over the average are exceptionally attractive. Those men make up circa 15% of the male population. If we map the normal curve onto a scale of 0-10, we see that the line that divides Chads from average Joes is around the 9th mark, so that's 8 and above. There, see?
How many Chads per foid? Let's start out by saying that foids won't fuck the bottom 15% of the male population. So, in a foid's dating pool, Chads make up 15/75 = 20% of the population. So one in five sexual partners will be Chad. Therefore, Stacy will fuck (1/5)*52 = about 10 Chads per year.
That's 130 Chads til 30. That's more sex partners you'll ever have (but you knew that), and they're just the cream of the crop for Stacy.
Just for funsies, let's see some Chad stats. All of these are calculated by finding the top 15% on a bell curve for these characteristics.
-All Chads are above 6'2" in height.
-All Chads have a penis length above 7"-7,5" erect.
-All Chads have a penis girth above 5"-6" erect. That's enough so that the average female cannot close her hand around it by touching thumb and pointer.
I had wanted to post more stats initially, but I have now realized that doing so is extremely gay and I will now stop. I have also realized that trying to prove Chad has a larger anal circumference is both futile and gay.
QUESTION #3: What even is hypergamy?
Yeah, we know hypergamy is real. Foids will always want Chads and foids will always get Chads. But this is MY thread and I will use MAFFS.
Remember how I said that the average number of sex partners is 4 for foids and 7 for Joes? Why do you think those two are different? Shouldn't it be the same? No really, since sex takes two, doesn't that mean those should be equal? Well fuck, no. No it fucking doesn't. So how do we explain this?
Okay, to be honest with you, this entire post was made in one hour. I'm making it up as I go along. I'll figure it out right now.
We know that no woman in her right mind will date any male under the 15th percentile, no matter how infernal and diseased she may look. Therefore, all male sex partners can be found from the 16th percentile and above.
Men however, date women from the entire spectrum.
We also know that males get more sex partners the more attractive they are, because they can. They obviously want to, because their higher testosterone levels bid them to. But how many more? We see on Tinder, women are 10 times more likely to message somebody who is of maximum attractiveness than someone who is of the lowest (Tinder-tier) attractiveness. And of course, if the female matches, there's no way they're not smashing. No male with a proper Y chromosome would let that opportunity go.
So Chadwicks are 10x more likely to smash. I have also seen that there is basically a linear correlation between attractiveness and likeliness to match/smash. Furthermore, the "least attractive" men on Tinder are indeed those who are 0s, because why wouldn't it be. So this is how it goes: 0: 0% likeliness to smash, 1: 1,8%, 2: 5,4%, 3: 10,8%, 4: 18%, 5: 27%, 6: 37,8%, 7: 50,4% (semi official Chad status), 8: 64,8%, 9: 81%, 10: 100%, because who wouldn't bang Gigachad.
It's even more skewed if you take into account that most women, even 0s, won't consider below 3s: 0,1,2,3: 0% to smash, 4: 14%, 5: 28%, 6: 42%, 7: 56%, 8: 70%, 9: 84%, 10: 100%. I kinda fucked it but you get the point.
I'm way too high to be awake
QUESTION #1: How much sex do foids have?
Well of course, that's the wrong question to ask. Why? If you do a survey on how much sex people have nowadays, of course you're going to get a down-to-earth answer like once or twice a week. But 2020 isn't a down-to earth year. Women and Chads are having sex like rabbits on Viagra and MDMA. After all, we know that foids are going to get however much sex they fucking please. So how much secks do women want?
Well, all of it, of course. Dumbass. On threads online, I found that there are two kinds of answers women (also men) give to this question: "as much as possible" and "once or twice a day", which I suppose is the same thing, only the latter answer takes into account the fact that having sex all day every day will lead to brokeness and also probably injury.
So let's assume women are having secks once per day. With whom? Shhh, be patient.
Let's see how many sexy times a woman has in a year, and how many times in her attractive lifetime (teen to 30).
Sex once per day obviously means you have 365 sexy times per year, which may not seem much until you consider that, at the peak of sexual activity (ages 18-30) are 112 sexual encounters per year. Triple yikes. The average foid loses her virginity at the age of 17, so that's 13 years of senks. 13*365= 4745 times of sex by 30 years of age.
And of course we have to calculate how many miles of cock that is. On average, it takes 48 thrusts to 100% the game of sex, multiplied by the average penis size of 6", that's 48x6 = 288 inches of cock ingested per sex. 288x4745 = 1.366.560 inches of cock ingested by the age of 30. That's 21 miles. 21 miles of cock that went into the vegana. There's a song named "21 miles" by Coldplay. You would need 20 minutes to drive that distance, if you drive at highway speed. 20 minutes is 14 minutes more than the amount of time the brain remains alive after total oxygen deprivation. Someone could have died and you would still be driving on Route 69.
QUESTION #2: How many Chads does the average foid get to enjoy?
Google says that the average number of sex partners in a lifetime is 7 for men and 4 for women. BUT WAIT! We're talking about today's hyperwhores. A more accurate number would be one new sex partner per week, assuming our foid likes to sleep around on the weekends.
That's 365*(1/7) = 52 sex parters per year. Yes.
But what is a "Chad"? A Chad is over 8 on the decile scale for attractiveness. Fuck you.
Actually, no, I will prove it. On the normal bell curve of attractiveness (it's a bell curve because it's the compound of random biological characteristics, all of which have normal distributions), the bulk of all men (circa 70%) fall within one standard deviation. That means that men above 1 standard deviation over the average are exceptionally attractive. Those men make up circa 15% of the male population. If we map the normal curve onto a scale of 0-10, we see that the line that divides Chads from average Joes is around the 9th mark, so that's 8 and above. There, see?
How many Chads per foid? Let's start out by saying that foids won't fuck the bottom 15% of the male population. So, in a foid's dating pool, Chads make up 15/75 = 20% of the population. So one in five sexual partners will be Chad. Therefore, Stacy will fuck (1/5)*52 = about 10 Chads per year.
That's 130 Chads til 30. That's more sex partners you'll ever have (but you knew that), and they're just the cream of the crop for Stacy.
Just for funsies, let's see some Chad stats. All of these are calculated by finding the top 15% on a bell curve for these characteristics.
-All Chads are above 6'2" in height.
-All Chads have a penis length above 7"-7,5" erect.
-All Chads have a penis girth above 5"-6" erect. That's enough so that the average female cannot close her hand around it by touching thumb and pointer.
I had wanted to post more stats initially, but I have now realized that doing so is extremely gay and I will now stop. I have also realized that trying to prove Chad has a larger anal circumference is both futile and gay.
QUESTION #3: What even is hypergamy?
Yeah, we know hypergamy is real. Foids will always want Chads and foids will always get Chads. But this is MY thread and I will use MAFFS.
Remember how I said that the average number of sex partners is 4 for foids and 7 for Joes? Why do you think those two are different? Shouldn't it be the same? No really, since sex takes two, doesn't that mean those should be equal? Well fuck, no. No it fucking doesn't. So how do we explain this?
Okay, to be honest with you, this entire post was made in one hour. I'm making it up as I go along. I'll figure it out right now.
We know that no woman in her right mind will date any male under the 15th percentile, no matter how infernal and diseased she may look. Therefore, all male sex partners can be found from the 16th percentile and above.
Men however, date women from the entire spectrum.
We also know that males get more sex partners the more attractive they are, because they can. They obviously want to, because their higher testosterone levels bid them to. But how many more? We see on Tinder, women are 10 times more likely to message somebody who is of maximum attractiveness than someone who is of the lowest (Tinder-tier) attractiveness. And of course, if the female matches, there's no way they're not smashing. No male with a proper Y chromosome would let that opportunity go.
So Chadwicks are 10x more likely to smash. I have also seen that there is basically a linear correlation between attractiveness and likeliness to match/smash. Furthermore, the "least attractive" men on Tinder are indeed those who are 0s, because why wouldn't it be. So this is how it goes: 0: 0% likeliness to smash, 1: 1,8%, 2: 5,4%, 3: 10,8%, 4: 18%, 5: 27%, 6: 37,8%, 7: 50,4% (semi official Chad status), 8: 64,8%, 9: 81%, 10: 100%, because who wouldn't bang Gigachad.
It's even more skewed if you take into account that most women, even 0s, won't consider below 3s: 0,1,2,3: 0% to smash, 4: 14%, 5: 28%, 6: 42%, 7: 56%, 8: 70%, 9: 84%, 10: 100%. I kinda fucked it but you get the point.
I'm way too high to be awake
