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Day in the Life of Stacey

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  • 07:00. Stacey wakes up, ruffles her hair, and takes a pic for Instagram. Within 1 minute she has 100 comments telling her how she is the most beautiful person in the world
  • 07:15. Stacey showers and puts on make-up and does up her hair, improving her looks 100-fold. She uploads her makeup bill to Twitter and gets it immediately paid for
  • 07:30. Stacey orders some Brunch from UberEats, using her Father's Credit card. Because she tried a fad diet one time at 14, her Father now pays all her food bills at 24. Sure, he only makes $50K a year but because of patriarchal wage gap Stacy thinks it is justified
  • 07:45. While waiting for and eating Brunch Stacey scrolls through Tinder examining her offers. She matches with and sets up a $24 conversation fee with Betas, collects $2,400, and unmatches
  • 08:30. Stacey puts on her $1000 perfume, grabs her $5000 purse, and walks towards ger $50,000 sports car and drives to work. Being Stacey, she faces no traffic as she drives in the bus and carpool lanes, the shoulder, and the wrong side of the road. She just flashes a smile at all the drivers and flirts at any cop who gets in the way.
  • 09:00. Stacey arrives at work and heads to the Starbucks. The guy behind her pays for her Grande low-fat caramel macchiato soy match Pumkin Spice Chai latte and she gives him the number of the local suicide hotline.
  • 09:15. Stacey walks into the office in her Lululemon leggings and sleeveless crop top. She is cold since the misogynistic guys in suits keep blasting the AC so she walks in the CEOs office and threatens a sexism lawsuit unless they turn the AC off, which they immediately do
  • 09:45. Having just won a victory for feminism, Stacey makes an Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr post about it and gets 100,000 likes by the end of the day. She spends the next hour complimenting her fellow Stacies in the fight against the Patriarchy
  • 10:45. Stacey decides it is about time she gets to work. Now she works as a software engineer making $150K a year but of course has no idea how to code. Being a Stacey, she just sent her resume to a STEM job and got hired on the spot due to diversity mandates. Not knowing how to do her job, she asks Billy Beta if he could take them on and gives him a shoulder squeeze. Enamored and always wanting to help his best friend, he accepts
  • 11:00. Delegating like a #GirlBoss, Stacey spends the rest of the morning planning her sorority initiation event where they would lead on nerdy STEM guys, kick them in the nuts, and take their cash. Laughing about humiliating Asian and Indian subhumans makes her realize that her virtue signal bar is dropping so she makes a TikTok on how #BlackLivesMatter restoring her bar
  • 12:00. Stacey has her eyes on Premium Steakhouse and organizes a team lunch there for herself and some of the Beckys around. Billy Beta, Raj BetaSingh, and Wang BetaChang are all invited to come and pay the bill and give them relationship advice about all the Chads they are seeing. She expresses how grateful she is to her friends for always taking her out and how she always all the guys she likes were like them. She talks about how much is expected of her as a Woman and if they would be willing to take on more work to ease the expectations.
  • 13:00. Having had completed more projects than anyone else in the team. Stacey is given a raise to $250K a year and a 100% performance bonus. After pointing out that the highest paid male employee, the lead engineer who co-founded the company makes 10 times as much, Stacey gets a retroactive adjustment to $2.5M a year plus a 30% wage gap premium
  • 14:00. Having delegated her work like the #GirlBoss she is, Stacey makes an inspirational YouTube Video and LinkedIn post and immediately gets 1M likes and 100 job offers. She decides she has earned her #SelfCare time off and heads to the mall where she meets her friend Brad
  • 14:30. Needing new clothes - can't be seen wearing last month's fashion - Stacey has no time to lose. She tells Brad how she is so happy to have her best friend take her shopping that she loves having a best friend to compliment her and carry her bags. Having left her card in her car, she knows she can always rely on her best friend to spot her this one time. As always, Brad tells Stacey how he feels, and Stacey tells him how she cannot bear the thought about losing him as a friend but that he deserves a big wonderful best friend forever hug. She then asks Brad to store the stuff in his apartment as she needs to get ready for her dates tonight
  • 17:30. After telling a loser homeless man to check his male privilege, Stacey drives home to get ready for her date
  • 18:00. Feeling insulted that her date Claude came to meet her in a bus, Stacey makes a TikTok on how Claude insulted and sexually assaulted her. Claude gets immediately imprisoned. Stacey then sets up another date with Brent
  • 18:30. Brent arrives a rented limo - finally a gentlemen who knows how to court a Woman. He takes her to a 7-star restaurant, par for the course and standard of course, and he listens and takes interest in her and her life. A solid 7, will keep him around as potential boyfriend. She graces him with a kiss and they partway, her saying that she wants to keep it slow
  • 21:30. Stacey then hops on Tinder, matches with a local pro 10/10 Chad Athlete, and fucks him through the night. She reflects on how the Athlete is richer than her and how the patriarchy still runs the world and how she and her next gen feminists have a lot of work to do going forward. She hopes that this NHL player would commit, but just like the NBA and NFL players she dated before him, none of them would. She can out comprehend why all the Men of her league are all trash and wonders if she could ever find a good Man
 
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Funny but some truth to it. Life not even on a mode
 
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  • 07:00. Stacey wakes up, ruffles her hair, and takes a pic for Instagram. Within 1 minute she has 100 comments telling her how she is the most beautiful person in the world
  • 07:15. Stacey showers and puts on make-up and does up her hair, improving her looks 100-fold. She uploads her makeup bill to Twitter and gets it immediately paid for
  • 07:30. Stacey orders some Brunch from UberEats, using her Father's Credit card. Because she tried a fad diet one time at 14, her Father now pays all her food bills at 24. Sure, he only makes $50K a year but because of patriarchal wage gap Stacy thinks it is justified
  • 07:45. While waiting for and eating Brunch Stacey scrolls through Tinder examining her offers. She matches with and sets up a $24 conversation fee with Betas, collects $2,400, and unmatches
  • 08:30. Stacey puts on her $1000 perfume, grabs her $5000 purse, and walks towards ger $50,000 sports car and drives to work. Being Stacey, she faces no traffic as she drives in the bus and carpool lanes, the shoulder, and the wrong side of the road. She just flashes a smile at all the drivers and flirts at any cop who gets in the way.
  • 09:00. Stacey arrives at work and heads to the Starbucks. The guy behind her pays for her Grande low-fat caramel macchiato soy match Pumkin Spice Chai latte and she gives him the number of the local suicide hotline.
  • 09:15. Stacey walks into the office in her Lululemon leggings and sleeveless crop top. She is cold since the misogynistic guys in suits keep blasting the AC so she walks in the CEOs office and threatens a sexism lawsuit unless they turn the AC off, which they immediately do
  • 09:45. Having just won a victory for feminism, Stacey makes an Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr post about it and gets 100,000 likes by the end of the day. She spends the next hour complimenting her fellow Stacies in the fight against the Patriarchy
  • 10:45. Stacey decides it is about time she gets to work. Now she works as a software engineer making $150K a year but of course has no idea how to code. Being a Stacey, she just sent her resume to a STEM job and got hired on the spot due to diversity mandates. Not knowing how to do her job, she asks Billy Beta if he could take them on and gives him a shoulder squeeze. Enamored and always wanting to help his best friend, he accepts
  • 11:00. Delegating like a #GirlBoss, Stacey spends the rest of the morning planning her sorority initiation event where they would lead on nerdy STEM guys, kick them in the nuts, and take their cash. Laughing about humiliating Asian and Indian subhumans makes her realize that her virtue signal bar is dropping so she makes a TikTok on how #BlackLivesMatter restoring her bar
  • 12:00. Stacey has her eyes on Premium Steakhouse and organizes a team lunch there for herself and some of the Beckys around. Billy Beta, Raj BetaSingh, and Wang BetaChang are all invited to come and pay the bill and give them relationship advice about all the Chads they are seeing. She expresses how grateful she is to her friends for always taking her out and how she always all the guys she likes were like them. She talks about how much is expected of her as a Woman and if they would be willing to take on more work to ease the expectations.
  • 13:00. Having had completed more projects than anyone else in the team. Stacey is given a raise to $250K a year and a 100% performance bonus. After pointing out that the highest paid male employee, the lead engineer who co-founded the company makes 10 times as much, Stacey gets a retroactive adjustment to $2.5M a year plus a 30% wage gap premium
  • 14:00. Having delegated her work like the #GirlBoss she is, Stacey makes an inspirational YouTube Video and LinkedIn post and immediately gets 1M likes and 100 job offers. She decides she has earned her #SelfCare time off and heads to the mall where she meets her friend Brad
  • 14:30. Needing new clothes - can't be seen wearing last month's fashion - Stacey has no time to lose. She tells Brad how she is so happy to have her best friend take her shopping that she loves having a best friend to compliment her and carry her bags. Having left her card in her car, she knows she can always rely on her best friend to spot her this one time. As always, Brad tells Stacey how he feels, and Stacey tells him how she cannot bear the thought about losing him as a friend but that he deserves a big wonderful best friend forever hug. She then asks Brad to store the stuff in his apartment as she needs to get ready for her dates tonight
  • 17:30. After telling a loser homeless man to check his male privilege, Stacey drives home to get ready for her date
  • 18:00. Feeling insulted that her date Claude came to meet her in a bus, Stacey makes a TikTok on how Claude insulted and sexually assaulted her. Claude gets immediately imprisoned. Stacey then sets up another date with Brent
  • 18:30. Brent arrives a rented limo - finally a gentlemen who knows how to court a Woman. He takes her to a 7-star restaurant, par for the course and standard of course, and he listens and takes interest in her and her life. A solid 7, will keep him around as potential boyfriend. She graces him with a kiss and they partway, her saying that she wants to keep it slow
  • 21:30. Stacey then hops on Tinder, matches with a local pro 10/10 Chad Athlete, and fucks him through the night. She reflects on how the Athlete is richer than her and how the patriarchy still runs the world and how she and her next gen feminists have a lot of work to do going forward. She hopes that this NHL player would commit, but just like the NBA and NFL players she dated before him, none of them would. She can out comprehend why all the Men of her league are all trash and wonders if she could ever find a good Man
JFL AT Wang BetaChang

very nice story should have way more replies qudos
 
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They just live in a completely different universe.

Incels and Stacies will never understand each other or fathom the possibility of a lifestyle like that.
 
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  • 07:00. Stacey wakes up, ruffles her hair, and takes a pic for Instagram. Within 1 minute she has 100 comments telling her how she is the most beautiful person in the world
  • 07:15. Stacey showers and puts on make-up and does up her hair, improving her looks 100-fold. She uploads her makeup bill to Twitter and gets it immediately paid for
  • 07:30. Stacey orders some Brunch from UberEats, using her Father's Credit card. Because she tried a fad diet one time at 14, her Father now pays all her food bills at 24. Sure, he only makes $50K a year but because of patriarchal wage gap Stacy thinks it is justified
  • 07:45. While waiting for and eating Brunch Stacey scrolls through Tinder examining her offers. She matches with and sets up a $24 conversation fee with Betas, collects $2,400, and unmatches
  • 08:30. Stacey puts on her $1000 perfume, grabs her $5000 purse, and walks towards ger $50,000 sports car and drives to work. Being Stacey, she faces no traffic as she drives in the bus and carpool lanes, the shoulder, and the wrong side of the road. She just flashes a smile at all the drivers and flirts at any cop who gets in the way.
  • 09:00. Stacey arrives at work and heads to the Starbucks. The guy behind her pays for her Grande low-fat caramel macchiato soy match Pumkin Spice Chai latte and she gives him the number of the local suicide hotline.
  • 09:15. Stacey walks into the office in her Lululemon leggings and sleeveless crop top. She is cold since the misogynistic guys in suits keep blasting the AC so she walks in the CEOs office and threatens a sexism lawsuit unless they turn the AC off, which they immediately do
  • 09:45. Having just won a victory for feminism, Stacey makes an Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr post about it and gets 100,000 likes by the end of the day. She spends the next hour complimenting her fellow Stacies in the fight against the Patriarchy
  • 10:45. Stacey decides it is about time she gets to work. Now she works as a software engineer making $150K a year but of course has no idea how to code. Being a Stacey, she just sent her resume to a STEM job and got hired on the spot due to diversity mandates. Not knowing how to do her job, she asks Billy Beta if he could take them on and gives him a shoulder squeeze. Enamored and always wanting to help his best friend, he accepts
  • 11:00. Delegating like a #GirlBoss, Stacey spends the rest of the morning planning her sorority initiation event where they would lead on nerdy STEM guys, kick them in the nuts, and take their cash. Laughing about humiliating Asian and Indian subhumans makes her realize that her virtue signal bar is dropping so she makes a TikTok on how #BlackLivesMatter restoring her bar
  • 12:00. Stacey has her eyes on Premium Steakhouse and organizes a team lunch there for herself and some of the Beckys around. Billy Beta, Raj BetaSingh, and Wang BetaChang are all invited to come and pay the bill and give them relationship advice about all the Chads they are seeing. She expresses how grateful she is to her friends for always taking her out and how she always all the guys she likes were like them. She talks about how much is expected of her as a Woman and if they would be willing to take on more work to ease the expectations.
  • 13:00. Having had completed more projects than anyone else in the team. Stacey is given a raise to $250K a year and a 100% performance bonus. After pointing out that the highest paid male employee, the lead engineer who co-founded the company makes 10 times as much, Stacey gets a retroactive adjustment to $2.5M a year plus a 30% wage gap premium
  • 14:00. Having delegated her work like the #GirlBoss she is, Stacey makes an inspirational YouTube Video and LinkedIn post and immediately gets 1M likes and 100 job offers. She decides she has earned her #SelfCare time off and heads to the mall where she meets her friend Brad
  • 14:30. Needing new clothes - can't be seen wearing last month's fashion - Stacey has no time to lose. She tells Brad how she is so happy to have her best friend take her shopping that she loves having a best friend to compliment her and carry her bags. Having left her card in her car, she knows she can always rely on her best friend to spot her this one time. As always, Brad tells Stacey how he feels, and Stacey tells him how she cannot bear the thought about losing him as a friend but that he deserves a big wonderful best friend forever hug. She then asks Brad to store the stuff in his apartment as she needs to get ready for her dates tonight
  • 17:30. After telling a loser homeless man to check his male privilege, Stacey drives home to get ready for her date
  • 18:00. Feeling insulted that her date Claude came to meet her in a bus, Stacey makes a TikTok on how Claude insulted and sexually assaulted her. Claude gets immediately imprisoned. Stacey then sets up another date with Brent
  • 18:30. Brent arrives a rented limo - finally a gentlemen who knows how to court a Woman. He takes her to a 7-star restaurant, par for the course and standard of course, and he listens and takes interest in her and her life. A solid 7, will keep him around as potential boyfriend. She graces him with a kiss and they partway, her saying that she wants to keep it slow
  • 21:30. Stacey then hops on Tinder, matches with a local pro 10/10 Chad Athlete, and fucks him through the night. She reflects on how the Athlete is richer than her and how the patriarchy still runs the world and how she and her next gen feminists have a lot of work to do going forward. She hopes that this NHL player would commit, but just like the NBA and NFL players she dated before him, none of them would. She can out comprehend why all the Men of her league are all trash and wonders if she could ever find a good Man
Literally life on beginner level
 
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Way more virtue signaling than a stacy is likely to do virtue signaling for attention is for landwhales selfies for attention are for hot chicks.
 
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That's why the only females I hire, as a director in an IT company, are 40+ and ugly. Once I hired a stacy, and it went almost like in the OP.
 
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Way more virtue signaling than a stacy is likely to do virtue signaling for attention is for landwhales selfies for attention are for hot chicks.
 
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That's why the only females I hire, as a director in an IT company, are 40+ and ugly. Once I hired a stacy, and it went almost like in the OP.
Too bad your workplace does not outsource HR to india (like a lot of companies already do).
 

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