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Story Day in the life of a 5'6 incel (Day 5)

GrandWeptAutismo

GrandWeptAutismo

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Wake up. Feel off.
Get up and go to the doctor to.draw some blood. My anxiety is so bad that it physically hurts me, but I am checking myself to make sure I'm not sick/ have a condition.
It wasn't that bad today.
Get my blood stolen by probably a jew so they can keep track of my goyslop consumption rate and steal adrenochrome remnants, but what the hell the Chinese have all of my info anyways.
I get out and go to goyway (subway) for breakfast. See a morbidly obese spic struggle with the long line. Laugh to myself and remember to never tip unless they are a fellow incel. I eat and then go to work.
It's busy today, but I knock out the work pretty quick (because I try at work for some reason, it makes me feel like I have a purpose.)
After a while I get a bad anxiety headache. But after an hour I mog it and go back to normal. (Thank god)
After work I drive home and play some terraria mods. Have fun for 3 hours and then I go run errands for an hour. Go back home eat dinner. I get indigestion and heartburn from pizza. But I use a Tums to mog it. I then go back to my bed, draw for a while and watch lolcow content on YouTube (boogie2988 is a fakecel).
I then go to sleep.

Overall rating
4/10

Heartburn AND an anxiety headache. Ugh.
Atleast I got tipped well. Or should I say the velma-maxxed asecual foid I work with got tipped. They never let me check people out because they don't like a sub-5 ruining they're guap collection. We truly are discriminated against. I cant even talk to people at my job. Hated my life for a while, so that's why my rating is so low. Hopefully I have a 7 or higher day today.

End Day In the life.

Hope your day is incellerific!

How was your day yesterday? Comment.
 
How was your day yesterday? Comment.
I didn't leave the house yesterday, just like every day the last 12 years. I lifted some weights and coped with news/politics/hatesites and made some posts on here. It was a warm day with rain and lightning, I smoked on the balcony while it poured down outside, it was the highlight of my day.

I yearn for death.
 
I didn't leave the house yesterday, just like every day the last 12 years. I lifted some weights and coped with news/politics/hatesites and made some posts on here. It was a warm day with rain and lightning, I smoked on the balcony while it poured down outside, it was the highlight of my day.

I yearn for death.
Dont kill yourself dude
 
How was your day yesterday? Comment.
It was the best day I've had in a while, actually. I had a certification exam, and after rotting on this forum instead of studying for most of last week, I fully expected to fail. Despite making educated guesses on at least a third of the questions, somehow I passed, so I rewarded myself by going on a long bike ride since the weather was nice. Even today I'm still in disbelief that I passed, during the test I had fully accepted that I had thrown away my time and money.
 
It was the best day I've had in a while, actually. I had a certification exam, and after rotting on this forum instead of studying for most of last week, I fully expected to fail. Despite making educated guesses on at least a third of the questions, somehow I passed, so I rewarded myself by going on a long bike ride since the weather was nice. Even today I'm still in disbelief that I passed, during the test I had fully accepted that I had thrown away my time and money.
Your still an incel so rip. Hopefully you get hired by a company owned by sub-5s
 
Wake up. Feel off.
Get up and go to the doctor to.draw some blood. My anxiety is so bad that it physically hurts me, but I am checking myself to make sure I'm not sick/ have a condition.
It wasn't that bad today.
Get my blood stolen by probably a jew so they can keep track of my goyslop consumption rate and steal adrenochrome remnants, but what the hell the Chinese have all of my info anyways.
I get out and go to goyway (subway) for breakfast. See a morbidly obese spic struggle with the long line. Laugh to myself and remember to never tip unless they are a fellow incel. I eat and then go to work.
It's busy today, but I knock out the work pretty quick (because I try at work for some reason, it makes me feel like I have a purpose.)
After a while I get a bad anxiety headache. But after an hour I mog it and go back to normal. (Thank god)
After work I drive home and play some terraria mods. Have fun for 3 hours and then I go run errands for an hour. Go back home eat dinner. I get indigestion and heartburn from pizza. But I use a Tums to mog it. I then go back to my bed, draw for a while and watch lolcow content on YouTube (boogie2988 is a fakecel).
I then go to sleep.

Overall rating
4/10

Heartburn AND an anxiety headache. Ugh.
Atleast I got tipped well. Or should I say the velma-maxxed asecual foid I work with got tipped. They never let me check people out because they don't like a sub-5 ruining they're guap collection. We truly are discriminated against. I cant even talk to people at my job. Hated my life for a while, so that's why my rating is so low. Hopefully I have a 7 or higher day today.

End Day In the life.

Hope your day is incellerific!

How was your day yesterday? Comment.
and what did i do? Stay home all day rottening
 
It was the best day I've had in a while, actually. I had a certification exam, and after rotting on this forum instead of studying for most of last week, I fully expected to fail. Despite making educated guesses on at least a third of the questions, somehow I passed, so I rewarded myself by going on a long bike ride since the weather was nice. Even today I'm still in disbelief that I passed, during the test I had fully accepted that I had thrown away my time and money.
What certification brocel?
 
CISSP, a cybersecurity thing by ISC2
I don't have the work experience necessary to be a full ISC2 "Member", but I'm an "Associate" for now and can upgrade later.
I'm doing cyberspace stuff too. Let's get the guap bro-cel
 
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Me trying to keep myself from commenting DNRD
 
Heartburn AND an anxiety headache. Ugh.
So you're a refluxcel as well like me. Get Stretta procedure and if that doesn't work ARMA. Stretta costs $6000. See if your insurance will cover it. I am mod of a reflux group run by this reflux specialist doctor.
 

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