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SuicideFuel Dave Grohl telling the story of how he had an affair with a gorgeous 11 years old blonde girl as a kid

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It starts at 6:13 if it starts from the beginning for you.

Holy shit, I never had a chance. Even the least attractive guy of my favorite band was already dating a gorgeous blonde girl at fucking 11.

Imagine getting to kiss a kissless virgin sweet 11 yo blonde girl. Being the first to kiss those lips and having your first love experience together. The girl ditched him and broke his heart after a short while like he told, but even then, this is the sort of experience that gives you hope and strength to go on, exactly like it happened to him. He aspired to be a rock star and focused on it 100%, even dropping school, because he got the taste of it. This is an experience absolutely no one here had or will ever have (except for the occasional fakecel in disguise).

It's also funny because like someone here pointed out once, people will talk about the past and say "remember that girl? she was gorgeous!". But hey, aren't you supposed not to be attracted to girls that young anymore? According to feminists and cucks, he should have said: "I used to think she was very attractive back then, but now that I got older I see that she was in fact 0% attractive". Kek.
 
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Imagine getting to kiss a kissless virgin sweet 11 your blonde girl.
No love as a kid, no love as a teen..
It is completely hopeless.
 
How old was he?
 
I know of this girl named Jess Greenberg who did covers on YouTube and had big tits and everyone thought she was hot as hell. While she was legally an adult in plenty of videos, in some of her old videos she was 17 or even younger.
 
Ooops, I thought she was attractive, but now that you gave me that information, now I see that she isn't really attractive :forcedsmile:
Yep. I found out she’s underage so now I will magically get rid of my attraction to her like as if that’s how sexuality works
 
Yep. I found out she’s underage so now I will magically get rid of my attraction to her like as if that’s how sexuality works
Attraction is not a choice. Some PUA guy used to say that, this time PUAs weren't scamming but telling the truth.
 
Attraction is not a choice. Some PUA guy used to say that, this time PUAs weren't scamming but telling the truth.
Yep and you can’t get rid of an attraction. If getting rid of your attraction was possible, then married men wouldn’t remain attracted to other women.
 
Yep and you can’t get rid of an attraction. If getting rid of your attraction was possible, then married men wouldn’t remain attracted to other women.
According to IT, therapy won't change your attraction if you're gay, but it will if you're a pedo/hebephile.
 
According to IT, therapy won't change your attraction if you're gay, but it will if you're a pedo/hebephile.
I remember studies showing that men are often in denial about their attraction to teens and that they downplay their attraction to teens.
 
Good for him i guess
 
gorgeous 11 years old
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If you say you're not sexually attracted to girls that young because of lack of bodily development, I might believe you, but saying that no girl is facially attractive at that age is a blatant lie. According to the studies I saw, 12 is the peak facial attractiveness for a female.
 
If you say you're not sexually attracted to girls that young because of lack of bodily development, I might believe you, but saying that no girl is facially attractive at that age is a blatant lie. According to the studies I saw, 12 is the peak facial attractiveness for a female.

A face is not enough to turn a healthy male on, you need a developed body to feel sexually attracted to women (unless you are a mentally ill pedo)
 
This used to be a common thing, used to.
 
Which is the reason no man masturbate to those overly skinny supermodels because they have the body of young boys.
 
If you say you're not sexually attracted to girls that young because of lack of bodily development, I might believe you, but saying that no girl is facially attractive at that age is a blatant lie. According to the studies I saw, 12 is the peak facial attractiveness for a female.
I think most men find late teens/early 20s most attractive.
 
A face is not enough to turn a healthy male on, you need a developed body to feel sexually attracted to women (unless you are a mentally ill pedo)
But you kiss with your mouth and not with your body, just saying...

I agree that 11 is too young for sex tbh.
 
So many bluepillers watching this thread
 
A face is not enough to turn a healthy male on, you need a developed body to feel sexually attracted to women (unless you are a mentally ill pedo)
 
I think men find college girls more attractive than preteens
In the studies I read, the age men feel the most attracted to ranges from 14 to 22. Is without a doubt somewhere between those two.
 
Can I see the studies?
It's usually hard to find that shit on Google, but I'll try to find for you. Me and other posters have posted them here before, or at least images that name them, I'll try to look for them that way.
 
It's usually hard to find that shit on Google, but I'll try to find for you. Me and other posters have posted them here before, or at least images that name them, I'll try to look for them that way.
Women seem to be peak physically in college, because that’s when they look most feminine. That’s what I think.
 
Women seem to be peak physically in college, because that’s when they look most feminine. That’s what I think.

I can only find the Abstract now, but I already read it fully once. Can't find it anymore, but there's the name of it. If you find it complete, send me as well.

I should have memorized the name and saved the links of all of the studies I read about pedophilia tbh, it was like 5 of them.

The other one which says 22 had no source.
 

I can only find the Abstract now, but I already read it fully once. Can't find it anymore, but there's the name of it. If you find it complete, send me as well.

I should have memorized the name and saved the links of all of the studies I read about pedophilia tbh, it was like 5 of them.

The other one which says 22 had no source.
okcupid men said they find women most attractive at age 20
 
okcupid men said they find women most attractive at age 20
But I'm pretty sure the minimal age there is 18 so the sample size is skewed.

For me the most attractive age on average is 14. Face peaks at 12, body at 16, so that's the average. The data from that study I read supports my tastes as pretty normal.

That said, it's more about the girl being a kissless virgin than about looks. I'm not a high standards guy at all.
 
But I'm pretty sure the minimal age there is 18 so the sample size is skewed.

For me the most attractive age on average is 14. Face peaks at 12, body at 16, so that's the average. The data from that study I read supports my tastes as pretty normal.

That said, it's more about the girl being a kissless virgin than about looks. I'm not a high standards guy at all.
I think I read that men find foids most attractive at 16
 
most rockstars were teen/kid fuckers. Mick Jagger, Brian Jones, Jimmy Page, Johnny Thunders, the list goes on really
 
I think I read that men find foids most attractive at 16
But the difference is not that big tbh, especially as they get older. Like, a 12 yo is radically different from an 8 yo, but a 16 yo isn't that much different from a 20 yo.
most rockstars were teen/kid fuckers. Mick Jagger, Brian Jones, Jimmy Page, Johnny Thunders, the list goes on really
Jimmy Page was into JBs big time from what it seems.

Dave Grohl was a kid himself when it happened though, so it's ok according to current morals.
 
If you say you're not sexually attracted to girls that young because of lack of bodily development, I might believe you, but saying that no girl is facially attractive at that age is a blatant lie. According to the studies I saw, 12 is the peak facial attractiveness for a female.
True but if you go outside the rules of society, you go to jail. It's simple as that. They don't want to accept it because the system in which they are raised wants it and they are repressing it because they live in fear.
 
He gets more credit for Nirvana than he deserves, he didn't write very many songs. Nirvana were a prime example of a one man show.
 
True but if you go outside the rules of society, you go to jail. It's simple as that. They don't want to accept it because the system in which they are raised wants it and they are repressing it because they live in fear.
I know. Sometimes the indoctrination is so well done that even just as little as you find some of them facially attractive, which isn't even a crime, in an anonymous space is already too much.
He gets more credit for Nirvana than he deserves, he didn't write very many songs. Nirvana were a prime example of a one man show.
He was an amazing drummer though. Nirvana only made it big once he joined, which might be just a coincidence but it's hard to picture Nirvana being that big with a drummer like Chad Channing (who wasn't bad, but not that good either).

I like some FF albums as well. Especially the earlier ones. But Wasting Light was cool as well. I don't like some of the newer ones though.

Pocketwatch is amazing, have you heard it? Dave was like 20 or even younger when he wrote the songs featured there. This one in particular is so fucking good:




He's a talented guy, but Kurt was even more talented, he was absolutely a musical genius.
 
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I know. Sometimes the indoctrination is so well done that even just as little as you find some of them facially attractive, which isn't even a crime, in an anonymous space is already too much.

He was an amazing drummer though. Nirvana only made it big once he joined, which might be just a coincidence but it's hard to picture Nirvana being that big with a drummer like Chad Channing (who wasn't bad, but not that good either).

I like some FF albums as well. Especially the earlier ones. But Wasting Light was cool as well. I don't like some of the newer ones though.

Pocketwatch is amazing, have you heard it? Dave was like 20 when he wrote some of the songs there. This one in particular is so fucking good:




He's a talented guy, but Kurt was even more talented, he was absolutely a musical genius.

Aren’t women most fertile at age 20-24?
 
I would have been fine losing my virginity at 16-25
11 is a little premature. Didn't even masturbate until I was 16
 
I would have been fine losing my virginity at 16-25
11 is a little premature. Didn't even masturbate until I was 16
I didn't masturbate until I was 19. I managed to miss teen love, teen sex and even teen masturbation.
 
I didn't masturbate until I was 19. I managed to miss teen love, teen sex and even teen masturbation.
I started at like 11 and I couldn't tell you what you missed tbh.
There was always an aura of evil around it ngl, having porn mags around at age 11 was degenerate as fuck, and I had a strong feeling that the reasons others were masturbating so young and were nosy about whether others were doing it too, was that they were having gross ass circlejerks somewhere in our neighborhood. I even remember some guy my age trying to tell me exactly how to jerk off and shit. Fuck that.

It was very strange how all this sexual energy and restlessness still didn't lead anywhere. Girls were already very aloof in the late 90s with average guys, and I have a strong hunch most of my acquaintances from that time were extremely low on sexual experience. My best friend had only one pic of him with a girl that looked like a couple, she was exceptionally sickly-looking goth chick with no appeal whatsoever, while he was just some average dude.
 
I started at like 11 and I couldn't tell you what you missed tbh.
There was always an aura of evil around it ngl, having porn mags around at age 11 was degenerate as fuck, and I had a strong feeling that the reasons others were masturbating so young and were nosy about whether others were doing it too, was that they were having gross ass circlejerks somewhere in our neighborhood. I even remember some guy my age trying to tell me exactly how to jerk off and shit. Fuck that.

It was very strange how all this sexual energy and restlessness still didn't lead anywhere. Girls were already very aloof in the late 90s with average guys, and I have a strong hunch most of my acquaintances from that time were extremely low on sexual experience. My best friend had only one pic of him with a girl that looked like a couple, she was exceptionally sickly-looking goth chick with no appeal whatsoever, while he was just some average dude.
When were you born?
I did some research and each source tells a different value again.
Most say 20-24
 
I started at like 11 and I couldn't tell you what you missed tbh.
There was always an aura of evil around it ngl, having porn mags around at age 11 was degenerate as fuck, and I had a strong feeling that the reasons others were masturbating so young and were nosy about whether others were doing it too, was that they were having gross ass circlejerks somewhere in our neighborhood. I even remember some guy my age trying to tell me exactly how to jerk off and shit. Fuck that.

It was very strange how all this sexual energy and restlessness still didn't lead anywhere. Girls were already very aloof in the late 90s with average guys, and I have a strong hunch most of my acquaintances from that time were extremely low on sexual experience. My best friend had only one pic of him with a girl that looked like a couple, she was exceptionally sickly-looking goth chick with no appeal whatsoever, while he was just some average dude.
I wasn't even double digit when i started masturbating. I remember being caught by my mother while watching BBC porn and telling it to my brother JFL. Either way it was a traumatizing moment. :feelshaha:
 
When were you born?
late 80s

I wasn't even double digit when i started masturbating. I remember being caught by my mother while watching BBC porn and telling it to my brother JFL. Either way it was a traumatizing moment. :feelshaha:
man that is brutal. getting caught in the act is brutal and I developed insanely fine tuned senses to prevent it from ever happening. moms really want it to happen ngl so much unnecessary snooping around ngl.
 
Just be the drummer of Nirvana bro
 
ok now I hate this guy
 
How old was he?
He would be 12 if it was the start of 7th grade. So he probably went to a "junior high school" that just had 7th and 8th grade.

His Wikipedia article says "At the age of 12, he began learning to play guitar. He grew tired of lessons and instead taught himself, and he eventually began playing in bands with friends."

From the book Come As You Are: The Story of Nirvana
As a kid, Dave appeared professionally in a Washington theater company, but his main love was music. He formed a little duo with his buddy Larry called the H. G. Hancock Band when he was ten. They’d write songs and Dave would play a one-stringed guitar while Larry banged on pots and pans.

Dave started playing guitar when he was twelve and took lessons for a couple of years. He’d write songs about his friends or his dog and play them into a boom box, then play the tape back over the stereo while he recorded the drum parts back onto the boom box.

Eventually, he got sick of lessons and just played in neighborhood bands doing the typical Rolling Stones and Beatles covers. Dave hadn’t yet discovered punk rock, although he’d already gotten a taste of new wave from the same B-52’s appearance on “Saturday Night Live” that Kurt had seen. He had gone out and bought the requisite checkered Vans as well as records by the B-52’s and Devo, but nothing prepared him for the time he visited his cousin Tracy, who lived in Evanston, Illinois, in the summer of 1982, when Dave was thirteen.

A face is not enough to turn a healthy male on, you need a developed body to feel sexually attracted to women (unless you are a mentally ill pedo)
The thing with the highest likelihood of first capturing men’s attention and the thing men spent the most time looking at was female faces. Of course, this wasn’t the only thing that men focused on—they also spent a good deal of time looking at genitals. In addition, I should caution that this finding did not apply to every guy--there was a lot of variability in the features they oriented on. However, it’s interesting to note (and contrary to popular belief) that faces really seemed to stand out. Why? Perhaps men want to know how excited and "into it" the woman really is.
Based on Sex differences in viewing sexual stimuli: An eye-tracking study in men and women.


I can only find the Abstract now, but I already read it fully once. Can't find it anymore, but there's the name of it. If you find it complete, send me as well.

I should have memorized the name and saved the links of all of the studies I read about pedophilia tbh, it was like 5 of them.

The other one which says 22 had no source.
The full article.
 
Ooops, I thought she was attractive, but now that you gave me that information, now I see that she isn't really attractive :forcedsmile:


This girl isn’t attractive because she’s 17 in this video and does a Foo Fighters remix/cover. She looks absolutely disgusting.
 

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