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SuicideFuel Dating for virgincels in 40 years

krimpi

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60 yo virgincel doing old people "speed" dating:

Old virgincel: "hi what are your hobbies?"
Granny1: "i like to do porn with hung young men."
Old virgincel: "Is that your chinese boyfriend?"

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Old virgincel: "hi what are your hobbies?"
Granny2: " i like to knit clothes and getting fucked in my ass with my 12" fucking machine"

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Old virgincel: "hel...
Granny3: "wow i'm so dried out from my gangbang session this morning!"

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Granny4: "how big big is your cock?"

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Granny5: "I've made a fortune on onlyfans, these niggers love the raceplay!"
Old virgincel: "So you're rich?"
Granny5: "Oh no i've spent all of it for surgery, but i'm ready to settle down now!"

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Old virgincel: "MY HOBBIES ARE READING OLD BOOKS, COOKING FOR MYSELF, GO ON SIGHTSEEING TOURS, LISTEN TO GOOD OLD MUSIC.."
Granny6: "Are you a virgin?"
Old virgincel: "No! I'm 60 years old, come on!"
Granny6: "Why don't you say something normal like, your favourite porn genre, how much money do you spend wanking per month for your favourite models?"
Old virgincel: "You mean whores!"
Granny6: "What is a whore?"

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Granny7: "Hi!"
Old virgincel: "Why are all of you old cunts whores?"
Granny7: "Are you an incel?"

500th ER takes place:feelsping:

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Ok i'm done, feel free to add something that i have missed (in 40 years).
Incels will do slut- decimation, it's part of the depopulation agenda.
Watch "that 70's show" if you wanna know how foids used to behave 50 years ago:feelsUnreal:
 
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I dont mean to be a necro mang, but I actually knew a granny who’s now in her 60s who’s said something along the lines of “what is a whore?”
 
I don't think anybody from our generation will psss the ages of 50
 

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