Dark, thick eyebrows are a HUGE HALO on men

[BonePressed]

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[Deleted member 1627]

Then why do people talk shit of my eyebrows.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I have dark and thick eyebrows

Life is still shit lol

 

[Deleted member 60]

unexpected life fuel.

 

[Jockcel]

I have HUGE eyebrows. Why am I not swimming in pussy? Someone explain, please.

 

[BlackPill47]

Connery had great eyebrow game, even after balding.

 

[zebracrossing]

I have thick and dark eye brows too... still a virgin

 

[BonePressed]

I have HUGE eyebrows. Why am I not swimming in pussy? Someone explain, please.

You have to have somewhat decent other features

Such as height over 6'0", good hairline, strong jawline

 

[Jockcel]

You have to have somewhat decent other features

Such as height over 6'0", good hairline, strong jawline

>over 6"0                                 ABSENT
>good hair                                ABSENT
>strong jaw line                         ABSENT


IT'S OVER

 

[IdealHyoidBone]

Only feature that can be nitpicked linked to ascending is eye area

 

[FACEandLMS]

Life is still shit lol

Weil du ein mentalcel bist, nichts mit deine Looks zu tun.

Kek.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Weil du ein mentalcel bist, nichts mit deine Looks zu tun.

Kek.

es hat nichts mit deinen Looks zu tun*

You can also say "mit deinem Aussehen" but most germans like to combine german with english in casual conversations so I guess it is fine to use Looks

Sicher bin ich das zu einem großen Teil,allerdings würde ich trotzdem sagen, dass mein kindisches Aussehen mir es auch nicht gerade leichter macht.

 

[QuantumDummy]

Wait...

 

[M. Bison]

And women wil magically like you

 

[FACEandLMS]

es hat nichts mit deinen Looks zu tun*

You can also say "mit deinem Aussehen" but most germans like to combine german with english in casual conversations so I guess it is fine to use Looks

Sicher bin ich das zu einem großen Teil,allerdings würde ich trotzdem sagen, dass mein kindisches Aussehen mir es auch nicht gerade leichter macht.

Was fur eine coole Sprache.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Was fur eine coole Sprache.

At least teens use tend to use english words in casual conversations but I am not really sure how people at your age use them or might use them. Whatever you will see english words everywhere if you travel to Germany (fast food chains,movies,advertisements etc)

The only thing that prevents most people from learning German is the grammar system. But I cannot really talk about it since  I have no idea how it works

 

[_incelinside]

Was fur eine coole Sprache.

>learns german to impress european ladies.
>they fuck chad instead 

 

[Allblueeeee]

At least teens use tend to use english words in casual conversations but I am not really sure how people at your age use them or might use them. Whatever you will see english words everywhere if you travel to Germany (fast food chains,movies,advertisements etc)

The only thing that prevents most people from learning German is the grammar system. But I cannot really talk about it since  I have no idea how it works

Wenn lms dir sagt dass du gut aussiehst dann bist du ein fakecel tbh.

 

[FACEandLMS]

At least teens use tend to use english words in casual conversations but I am not really sure how people at your age use them or might use them. Whatever you will see english words everywhere if you travel to Germany (fast food chains,movies,advertisements etc)

The only thing that prevents most people from learning German is the grammar system. But I cannot really talk about it since  I have no idea how it works

What a shame. Soon enough, German will be like the Welsh language in Wales, UK: Pretty much dead. 

Once German gives way to English, then you will get more immigrants, relieved not to have to learn German, as they already speak English.

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>learns german to impress european ladies.
>they fuck chad instead 

lol no. Skills and talent don't impress women. LMS does. I don't even learn German, I just browse bild.de and german dictionaries every now and again.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

What a shame. Soon enough, German will be like the Welsh language in Wales, UK: Pretty much dead. 

Once German gives way to English, then you will get more immigrants, relieved not to have to learn German, as they already speak English.

Yeah but I doubt that german will be replaced and english words are not used in official or formal settings. And you have to keep in mind that German has 100+ millon speakers and that makes it extremely unlikely to be replaced

 

[theultimate341]

I have dark and thick eyebrows
Life is still shit lol

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Wenn lms dir sagt dass du gut aussiehst dann bist du ein fakecel tbh.

I never actually sent him a picture of me because I am afraid of doxxing.

But I have evidence that supports the claim that I look average. I have 2 main problems that prevent me from escaping

1. Chronic depression (Combined with self hatred,fear of rejection and trust issues)
2.Constitutional delay of growth and puberty

 

[FACEandLMS]

 I am not really sure how people at your age use them or might use them. 

There is a clip of Harold Schmidt interviewing Bjork in English, in the early 2000s. The audience, who I assume was around 30-60 yo at the time, followed the conversation fine, and the show didn't even subtitle it for viewers at home, so even older Germans are fluent in English. So as much as I like the language, I am not actively learning it cuz there is no real point.

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I never actually sent him a picture of me because I am afraid of doxxing.

But I have evidence that supports the claim that I look average. I have 2 main problems that prevent me from escaping

1. Chronic depression (Combined with self hatred,fear of rejection and trust issues)
2.Constitutional delay of growth and puberty

Damn, I was reading Bild at work and an Indian? coworker with the thickest accent ever asked if I speak German. he said he can speak some German. Mind was blown as there is even less reason for him to learn it than there is for me to cuz, presumably, he had to learn English whereas I already had that in the bag from a young age.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Then why do people talk shit of my eyebrows.

Same here, explain this OP

 

[Deleted member 3129]

not if you have negative canthal tilt like me!

 

[Getlooksordie]

is there a way to get extremely thick eyebrows through surgery or is it all genetics?

 

[Vision]

not if you have negative canthal tilt like me!

Not if you're an ethnic either.