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Daily reminder you're only a trucel if you're a c-sectioncel

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Are you a truecel?

  • yes, I never touched a vag before

    Votes: 31 66.0%
  • No, i'm a fakecel slayer who touched his mom's vag with his peen

    Votes: 16 34.0%

  • Total voters
    47
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If you aren't that means your penis touched a vag at least once in your life :chad:
Fakecels OUT.
 
I wanna try escortmaxxing this summer
 
C-sectioncels might as well head to the rope store right now
 
you're only truecel if you roped with the umbilical cord in the womb because you knew it never began
 
I wanna try escortmaxxing this summer

I'm going this Thursday. It's my last week as a virgin, it's quite emotional. Going to your first escort is 100% admitting to yourself that you're a trucel.
 
I never had but voted slayer 4 the lulz
 
I'm going this Thursday. It's my last week as a virgin, it's quite emotional. Going to your first escort is 100% admitting to yourself that you're a trucel.
I am a confirmed truecel. 3/10 face, under weight, 5'7
 
Ban all non C sectioncels ngl
 
70% C-sectioncels :feelswow:
 
I am one too, it's so far beyond over it's incomprehensible.

Made a thread like this one some time way back, iirc. Literal womb to tomb, just lol.
 
An escort once rejected me. I was so depressed i didnt wanna do anything.
 
elab

what happened bro?
i approached a escort, but she rejected me saying some dumb excuse like "uhhhh, im kinda busy now have lots of things going on try other girls" but i could see in her face a look of disgust and she was trying to avoid me all she could. I was so depressed, i returned home and ldar
 
i approached a escort, but she rejected me saying some dumb excuse like "uhhhh, im kinda busy now have lots of things going on try other girls" but i could see in her face a look of disgust and she was trying to avoid me all she could. I was so depressed, i returned home and ldar

an escort rejected me for looking too young
 
I think I prefer being a c-sectioncel. My mom slept around before she got with my Dad so I'm thankful for not having to have touched her used up birth canal.
 
Wonder if there is a correlation behind c-section cels tbh :waitwhat:
 
Laugh 5
what is this thread jfl.

Also yes I was born naturally, through le birh canal. COME AT ME BRO :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad:
 
retarded level IQ.
So if you have been with an escort, you're a fakecel? Fuck you.
 
retarded level IQ.
So if you have been with an escort, you're a fakecel? Fuck you.

you didn't pay your mother to birth you. She did it voluntarily.
Mad about getting called out, :chad: ?
 
All these standard birth chads :chad::chad::chad::chad:think they can mog us c sectioncels into oblivion
 
I'm 5'8 (rounded up), weak chinned and a C-sectioncel...

I don't want to rope bros...:cryfeels: I can't believe I went 23 years and still never even seen a vagina, let alone touched one.
 
I'm 5'8 (rounded up), weak chinned and a C-sectioncel...

I don't want to rope bros...:cryfeels: I can't believe I went 23 years and still never even seen a vagina, let alone touched one.
ever considered escortcelling?
I saw one at a strip club once. It looked very nice.
 
We're reaching high levels of cringe never seen before in this website. :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
Niggas who got born from stomach surgery rn
 
"However, cesarean births have been linked to an increased risk of various long-term health issues for both women and children, and a recent study shows an association between cesarean birth and the risk of developing autism or attention deficit disorder."

It was over before you were even born.

 
i actually was born c-section rofl
 
Naturaly births Chad here :chad:


If only the rest of the world saw me like as one:kys:

At least I got the day off wagecuckery today
 

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