Daily reminder that women would rather have sex with a dog than kiss you

[anon]

80% of female dog owners let their dogs lick their vaginas. Many have sex with their dog, especially if it's a large breed.
Women unironically kiss their dogs, but wouldn't kiss you even if you paid them.
This is how subhuman you are and never forget that.

 

[Crustaciouse]

There is a reason they call him buster, because he is busting nuts in these sluts.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Take the dogpill, this is the ultimate Chad.

 

[The End]

It sounds like a comedy-bit, but really it makes me feel bad when I see bestiality porn. "You'd rather fuck a dog than me?"

Argh.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

There is a reason they call him buster, because he is busting nuts in these sluts.

lmao.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Take the dogpill, this is the ultimate Chad.

From birthcel to slayer.

 

[kappo0]

kek so ther is hope for me i always been told that im look like a dog

 

[TheRealChincel]

kek so ther is hope for me i always been told that im look like a dog

Gotta look like a robust one though.

 

[kappo0]

fucking sad i would have more action if i was born a dog what a live

 

[TURBO]

Heterosexual women, Dr. Chivers and her colleagues found, were no more excited by athletic naked men doing yoga or tossing stones into the ocean than they were by the control footage: long pans of the snowcapped Himalayas.

What was surprising, however, was that women were aroused by almost everything else, particularly naked women. When straight women viewed a video of a naked woman doing calisthenics, on the other hand, their blood flow increased significantly. They were also turned on by videos of women masturbating and graphic videos of bonobo chimps mating

 

[Schizoidcel]

Imagine being a dog and having her as your owner. Fuaaark, heaven compared to inceldom.

 

[Weed]

Take the dogpill, this is the ultimate Chad.

Damn stblackopscel dogmaxxed. Should we dogmaxx to get laid? Tbhtbh

 

[RottingThroat]

Ugly short dog still won't get Stacey. It's over for dogcels.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Damn stblackopscel dogmaxxed. Should we dogmaxx to get laid? Tbhtbh

We'd still get cucked by dog with 3 tongues though.

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

Becky has usually let her german shepard fuck her by the age of 14, at which point she switches to chadlite cock.

I remember having some statistics saved somewhere proving that young females fucking their dog is pretty common.

 

[ElfCake]

80% of female dog owners let their dogs lick their vaginas

Ya imma need a source on that quote.

 

[Deleted member 5089]

That's because women are mostly primal and primordial. They love dog-like sex, to be submissive sluts and cumdumpsters for a horny dog. Their ultimate fantasy is to become dog-slaves and be fucked in a cruel, ruthless way.

 

[BrokenRotten]

Not a big deal because I'd rather kill a fuckload of women rather than hurt any dog.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Take the dogpill, this is the ultimate Chad.

Egyptians are the ultimate Chads.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

Used to catch my young female cousin on the floor with no bottoms and she would jump up and try to make up an alibi when it was obvious what she was doing with the dog. She was 7/8yo when this happened.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

where tf is that quote from holy shieeeeeet

 

[Indari]

tell that to the fucks at my uni who called me weird for pointing this out

 

[tehgymcel420]

Egyptians are the ultimate Chads.

No we aren't, we are the ultimate trucels, we get cucked by these statues.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

A few years back I used to be obsessed with this webcam model. We chatted back and forth and through my stupid eyes I never realized she was just using me. Thought we were legit having real conversations but I didn't understand that women can be charming and then real bitches when the want to be.
So we are talking and she basically knew about everything in my life. So I eventually tell her I'm a virgin and if we could get together and I'd like to lose my virginity to her if possible. She just started laughing and making fun of me and I had the horrible experience of her going on private cam and going into public cam and telling all her followers about what happened then she started playing with her dog and said she was going to fuck her dog. She looked like she really meant it and was jerking him off but before any fucking happened I turned that shit off and never saw her again. Her laughs were horrible and I still remember the mean things she said about me. I knew I shouldn't have put my faith into a literal whore but I was desperate for affection.

 

[AnonSnake]

A few years back I used to be obsessed with this webcam model. We chatted back and forth and through my stupid eyes I never realized she was just using me. Thought we were legit having real conversations but I didn't understand that women can be charming and then real bitches when the want to be.
So we are talking and she basically knew about everything in my life. So I eventually tell her I'm a virgin and if we could get together and I'd like to lose my virginity to her if possible. She just started laughing and making fun of me and I had the horrible experience of her going on private cam and going into public cam and telling all her followers about what happened then she started playing with her dog and said she was going to fuck her dog. She looked like she really meant it and was jerking him off but before any fucking happened I turned that shit off and never saw her again. Her laughs were horrible and I still remember the mean things she said about me. I knew I shouldn't have put my faith into a literal whore but I was desperate for affection.

That's rough lad. At least you've learned your lesson and not to trust camwhores.