daily reminder: if you refuse to fuck a 35+ y.o. mummy with roast beef, gonorrhea, chlamydia, HIV, aids, syphilis....you are a volcel, bro

[uninstall]

5/10 jane plain pussy is not part of your job description, plebs

just stick to the roast beef

buy her flowers too

pay for that coffee

 

[2340922]

No..why. I rather die. Why should we lower our standards.

 

[LastGerman]

just stick to the roast beef

buy her flowers too

pay for that coffee

I would eat that roast beef for some protein and the flowers for some vitamins.

 

[Deleted member 8206]

I rather die.

 

[ovrload]

i rather fist myself 100x then fuck a landwhale

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Death is a preferable alternative to sex with literal pork. JB or GTFO not going to screw a std ridden whore who will leave me the minute chad shows up for the 500th time.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

By definiton yes, you are volcel. But who would go to such extreme lenghts.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

even if you could stomach an old whore like that, she will twist your arm behind your back by wanting reassurance that your love is actually unique and exclusive... good luck keeping a straight face.

 

[Gengar]

JFL at this cope.

No..why. I rather die. Why should we lower our standards.

 

[Twinkcel]

I have chlamdyia now,it’s not so bad

 

[Cuyen]

You lost me at "roast beef " tbh its over.

 

[Hate_my_life]

By definiton yes, you are volcel. But who would go to such extreme lenghts.

Probably IT regulars.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I have chlamdyia now,it’s not so bad

nice, you are now NT vis-a-vis fat bluehaired whores

 

[Cuyen]

Death is a preferable alternative to sex with literal pork. JB or GTFO not going to screw a std ridden whore who will leave me the minute chad shows up for the 500th time.

I agree lol I rather die

 

[Ignas]

Jfl I'd rather CHOose the othER way. I won't die from catching STDs after fucking a used up pussy

 

[GameDevCel]

so volcel it will be

 

[Michael15651]

Seems like the most truecels so far is you and @FrustratedWhiteMale

 

[Deleted member 11032]

5/10 jane plain pussy is not part of your job description, plebs

just stick to the roast beef

buy her flowers too

pay for that coffee

Need to get a date first bro.

 

[Cuyen]

Seems like the most truecels so far is you and @FrustratedWhiteMale

I doubt even him woulld fuck this thing tbh

 

[Michael15651]

I doubt even him woulld fuck this thing tbh

He’s full of mystery.

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

Where is my harpoon

 

[FlamingCel]

No..why. I rather die.

 

[Michael15651]

so volcel it will be

Yeah, I'm human and still have at least a few standards.

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Can I Burn it?

 

[Sanpakucel]

mature women> jbs

 

[Akkadian]

No..why. I rather die. Why should we lower our standards.

Exactly, a virgin man is entitled to a virgin foid

 

[Michael15651]

Can I Burn it?

Asking the real questions

 

[2340922]

Exactly, a virgin man is entitled to a virgin foid

Wise words there.

 

[Cuyen]

mature women> jbs

gigacope

 

[FinnCel]

Really, if you think about it;
her SMV should be lower.
Having STDs is a bad thing, we have none of that.

But society is so cucked into thinking STDs are a good thing.
Seriously wtf?!