Dad wants me to go to a Post-Grad Career Fair

[IronMike]

FML. Its a 2 hour drive away. 2 hour drive. Then get surrounded by Chads and Stacies who heightmog the fuck out of me and make me look like a middle school kid.

repeatedly approach white HR nazi women who want to have nothing to do with a spike lee looking black kid

Sweat, leave early because I think other people can smell me, drive 2 hours back

Nobody calls me.

This is what will happen.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Good luck

 

[StormlitAqua]

The only thing you've got to your advantage is diversity quotas. Although, at 5'5", they might just hire a taller minority man/Tyrone. Sorry m8. If you do get a job, having money is nice. It makes accessing certain copes alot easier.

 

[KyloRen]

Do it.

 

[IronMike]

The only thing you've got to your advantage is diversity quotas. Although, at 5'5", they might just hire a taller minority man/Tyrone. Sorry m8. If you do get a job, having money is nice. It makes accessing certain copes alot easier.

my ultimate life cope is buying a small to medium Victorian home like the one pictured, having Victorian furniture and oil realism paintings around the home. I will then host thanksgivings for my parents and older much taller brother who will hopefully leave inceldom and continue our family line by having children who will refer to me as the cool uncle.

but in order to do any of this. I need money.

 

[IronMike]

Do it.

Well, what do I have to lose? Either sweat while autistically networking, or sweat while fapping at home.

Gotta push through.

 

[KyloRen]

my ultimate life cope is buying a small to medium Victorian home like the one pictured, having Victorian furniture and oil realism paintings around the home. I will then host thanksgivings for my parents and older much taller brother who will hopefully leave inceldom and continue our family line by having children who will refer to me as the cool uncle.

but in order to do any of this. I need money.

Not a bad cope

 

[KyloRen]

Well, what do I have to lose? Either sweat while autistically networking, or sweat while fapping at home.

Gotta push through.

Only, what, 5 hours is what you'll lose?

D O I T

 

[IronMike]

Only, what, 5 hours is what you'll lose?

D O I T

YEAH!

If I nofap for 2 days prior, I can certainly convey my thoughts and opinions to the HR Nazis without sperging out

 

[KyloRen]

YEAH!

If I nofap for 2 days prior, I can certainly convey my thoughts and opinions to the HR Nazis without sperging out

Kek.

Go and beat those FemiNazis

 

[Weirdcel]

They will tell you to "just apply online bruh".

 

[Deleted member 60]

Sweat, leave early because I think other people can smell me, drive 2 hours back.

fuckin feels, lol

They will tell you to "just apply online bruh".

yeah, I get the impression these things are a waste of time

 

[IronMike]

They will tell you to "just apply online bruh".

FML

 

[Deleted member 4159]

my ultimate life cope is buying a small to medium Victorian home like the one pictured, having Victorian furniture and oil realism paintings around the home. I will then host thanksgivings for my parents and older much taller brother who will hopefully leave inceldom and continue our family line by having children who will refer to me as the cool uncle.

but in order to do any of this. I need money.

It's doable in a low cost of living area.