TeeHee Dad Bod™

[Deleted member 1252]

JFL at toilets who claim they like a guy with a “dad bod”.

“Dad Bod” simply means “chad without a six pack”. He still needs to be tall, high T frame, huge hands and thick arms, long legs, big cock, and a jaw that could crack rocks.

“Teehee you can’t quite make out a ripped six pack on chad he’s got a dad bod I’m not shallow now teehee personality teehee”

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Based

 

[Gymcelled]

Just like when they say skinny guy. If you're ugly or short it doesn't count. For years I was confused by this when I was a teenager.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

yup

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Based

yup

 

[StormWind]

It also implies from a psychological standpoint that he's a father to his kids and therefore might be a good provider. A Chad and a dad is too much to pass up for these foids.

 

[Robtical]

High iq. What those whores mean is they want a chad dad bod.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

You don't even need to go to gym to get laid bro, u only need to have a chad face and height

 

[Deleted member 17997]

You don't even need to go to gym to get laid bro, u only need to have a chad face and height

 

[Deleted member 6753]

from most forums ive seen dad bod means "christian bale in batman" like 15-18% bf and far bigger muscularly than average man. it doesnt actually mean what dads irl look like.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Truth

 

[Deleted member 21980]

They basically want an out of shape johñny depp or brad pitt.

 

[Wristlet 2]

dad bod means betabux hubby

 

[Deleted member 1252]

from most forums ive seen dad bod means "christian bale in batman" like 15-18% bf and far bigger muscularly than average man. it doesnt actually mean what dads irl look like.

Yeah, this.

JFL at bluepillers who think they mean a manlet with manboobs and wide hips.

 

[sub8male]

Based

 

[Speed]

Of course body positivity is for wahmen only in practice. That'll be the day we see some fat fuck man with the body of Lizzo get paraded around as a sex symbol.

 

[theson]

Dad bod = unshaved/unwaxed mail model.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Gymcels on suiwatch.

 

[UglySlav]

haha i love dad bods it just so happens my boyfriend is a 6'10 300 pound 5% bodyfat with a 10 pack haha i liked him because of his personality

 

[legocelkhv]

Media shows dad bod as "middle aged fatty" to lie to us and give us fake hope, you're spot on with six packless Chad

 

[Pennywise]

Completely over for oldcels.

 

[Incel Gamer]

Dad bod = good frame but not ripped