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Sparrow's Song

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I've made a bit of progress on my currymaxxing journey. Don't be fooled, currymaxxing may not cost as much as surgerymaxxing, but it's no easy task. My skin was pale from ten years of hermit life so I've been basking in the sun trying to burn the white devil out of my skin. At this point I dress in only Arabcel/Persiancel/Hinducel clothing when I'm not at work. I've been turbanmaxxing too. My skin is now a ghee-ish olive tone. I've also noticed that I'm a footcel, I have short, wide, hairy subhuman feet that are only a size 8.5... pathetic. My nickname growing up was Caveman because I was always a hairy piece of shit ever since I was a kid. That made me decide my next step in currymaxxing... taking long walks barefoot. I walk barefoot on sidewalks, grass, train tracks, gravel, creek and riverbeds, broken glass ect... I noticed on National Geographic that most curries in curryland walk around barefoot... Makes sense because you don't want to ruin a pair of shoes by stepping in a pile of street shit. I have also started adding curry powder to my Tom's deodorant and Arabic cologne, I still smell better than the currycel customers at my job but they know I'm trying. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't adding a bit of Persian to my currymaxxing routine, I've been digging into Zarathustianism as much as Hinduism lately. I'm starting to think incels are friends of Ahura Mazda and femoids were created by Angra Mainyu... Does anyone know any currycel magic/occult manuscripts I can use? I want to summon a chubby 6/10 white qt girl for @chudur-budur to sexually enslave. He deserves it, curries never get rewarded for their hard work. I'm starting to feel my curry eye open, and not the brown curry eye I street shit with, that was open this morning spitting out corn.
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:lul: Just lol at making yourself low caste
 
try jewmaxxing it actually works quite well. get a degree in finance, join your local synagogue and smash hoook puss. far more effective than currymaxxing. also it has the added benefit of business networking
 
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Just get reincarnated into Chadpreet theory.
 
im so happy for you bro, hopefully my currymaxx can be successful. Being a curry is a blessing in disguise.

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hahahaha turbanmaxxing. grant me 3 wishes br0
 
Seems legit and autistic
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Just get reincarnated into Chadpreet theory.
I'm just a jaw surgery away from having more SMV than him... Racism sucks.

im so happy for you bro, hopefully my currymaxx can be successful. Being a curry is a blessing in disguise.

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We need to band together and overthrow The West to create a new Maurya Empire... Force whtiecels to convert to currycelism by the tulwar!
hahahaha turbanmaxxing. grant me 3 wishes br0
Actually, I might be able to do something like that. I found an extremely righteous and relevant way for us to escape inceldom together.I'll be posting about it tonight.
 
What is wrong with you?
 
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@ProudIncelistani THIS IS THE SHIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

OP, salute to you.
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You are more curry than any curry on this forum.
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Indeed,

Curryceldom is all about the light in your heart, it has nothing to do with the yellow fecal matter in your rectum nor the brown pigment on your skin.
nothing is wrong with him, nothing is wrong with converting into currydom.

agreed

OP is not a convert, you can't convert into a curry, you can only revert. Every human being is born as a curry and they get derailed into other identities dictated by religion, race, society and geographical borders. OP has just reverted back to his true form, the curryform. He is a revert.
 
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I've been thinking about dressing like this
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while wielding one of these
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Just lol at self-hating skin bleachers.

Wow…
 
Dressing up like your ethnic race sometimes can be fun
 
My feet are hairier than yours. Nice sword btw
 
OP is not a convert, you can't convert into a curry, you can only revert. Every human being is born as a curry and they get derailed into other identities dictated by religion, race, society and geographical borders. OP has just reverted back to his true form, the curryform. He is a revert.
I agree forgive my insolence OP is a god amongst men. I strive to become the street shitting curry I need to be, hopefully my family understands.
 
I agree forgive my insolence OP is a god amongst men. I strive to become the street shitting curry I need to be, hopefully my family understands.
May the shit be with you.
 
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@ProudIncelistani THIS IS THE SHIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

OP, salute to you.
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You are more curry than any curry on this forum.
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Indeed,

Curryceldom is all about the light in your heart, it has nothing to do with the yellow fecal matter in your rectum nor the brown pigment on your skin.


OP is not a convert, you can't convert into a curry, you can only revert. Every human being is born as a curry and they get derailed into other identities dictated by religion, race, society and geographical borders. OP has just reverted back to his true form, the curryform. He is a revert.
Exactly! When you look at third world people who do not have make up, internet and good healthcare/plastic surgery... You will not see a Chad or Stacy anywhere. We are all currycels in our natural state. It is those who whitebarbarianmax and run from their true curry destiny that have forgotten the basmati rice that grows inside of them. As an enslaved American who is shackled by the chains of unbound femoid nature and Zionist economic slavery, I have never been more free in my life. I see all curries as blood relatives now, except it's not incest when I see a currylady I want to vaginally pound with the Indo-Persian mace that swings inside my boho pants. Together, we will paint The West brown with our street shit and liberate mankind from the darkness of white skin!

My feet are hairier than yours. Nice sword btw
Automatic respect to anyone more hairy than me. I collect and looksmax functional sharp swords. When I'm finished looksmaxxing my paramerion and jambiya I will post pics of my sword treasures.

I agree forgive my insolence OP is a god amongst men. I strive to become the street shitting curry I need to be, hopefully my family understands.
Your family needs the curry inside of you, the whole world needs the power of the curry spirit to lift them!
 
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@ProudIncelistani THIS IS THE SHIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
Yes. and?


OP is doing a great job, and I'm proud of him.

If we locked our gates with ethnostates, OP wouldn't be able to find out about India quite nearly as he has, nor could he return the culture because of "muh h'white Brace and Gulture!!!" as well as "muh diBersity!!"

Curryceldom is all about the light in your heart, it has nothing to do with the yellow fecal matter in your rectum nor the brown pigment on your skin.
OP is not a convert, you can't convert into a curry, you can only revert. Every human being is born as a curry and they get derailed into other identities dictated by religion, race, society and geographical borders. OP has just reverted back to his true form, the curryform. He is a revert.
Athough THESE are true words of wisdom. Couldn't have said it better. Do you give me permission to use this quote? This is fricking amazing. Do you have a Ph.D in anything by the way? This is awesome.
 
Who tf would burn his skin to look darker??? what the fuck why would you prefer to look like a shitskin??
 
Yes. and?


OP is doing a great job, and I'm proud of him.

If we locked our gates with ethnostates, OP wouldn't be able to find out about India quite nearly as he has, nor could he return the culture because of "muh h'white Brace and Gulture!!!" as well as "muh diBersity!!"


Athough THESE are true words of wisdom. Couldn't have said it better. Do you give me permission to use this quote? This is fricking amazing. Do you have a Ph.D in anything by the way? This is awesome.

You are free to use anything from my post, no need to wait for permission.
 
The fuck is this? I knock out anyone in Sparkhill. DISTRESSING
 
Good luck what foods are you eating and how are your outdoor shits going
 
are you completely batshit, OP? why would anyone in their right minds want to be curry?
 
are you completely batshit, OP? why would anyone in their right minds want to be curry?
The highest embodiment of inceldom is curry, OP is just trying to take out the best of what he is. To be fully blackpilled and to become a truecel, you need to find your inner curry.
 
The highest embodiment of inceldom is curry, OP is just trying to take out the best of what he is. To be fully blackpilled and to become a truecel, you need to find your inner curry.

when you piss yourself you dont say "fuck it" and go full blast and then start swimming in your own urine.
 
I've made a bit of progress on my currymaxxing journey. Don't be fooled, currymaxxing may not cost as much as surgerymaxxing, but it's no easy task. My skin was pale from ten years of hermit life so I've been basking in the sun trying to burn the white devil out of my skin. At this point I dress in only Arabcel/Persiancel/Hinducel clothing when I'm not at work. I've been turbanmaxxing too. My skin is now a ghee-ish olive tone. I've also noticed that I'm a footcel, I have short, wide, hairy subhuman feet that are only a size 8.5... pathetic. My nickname growing up was Caveman because I was always a hairy piece of shit ever since I was a kid. That made me decide my next step in currymaxxing... taking long walks barefoot. I walk barefoot on sidewalks, grass, train tracks, gravel, creek and riverbeds, broken glass ect... I noticed on National Geographic that most curries in curryland walk around barefoot... Makes sense because you don't want to ruin a pair of shoes by stepping in a pile of street shit. I have also started adding curry powder to my Tom's deodorant and Arabic cologne, I still smell better than the currycel customers at my job but they know I'm trying. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't adding a bit of Persian to my currymaxxing routine, I've been digging into Zarathustianism as much as Hinduism lately. I'm starting to think incels are friends of Ahura Mazda and femoids were created by Angra Mainyu... Does anyone know any currycel magic/occult manuscripts I can use? I want to summon a chubby 6/10 white qt girl for @chudur-budur to sexually enslave. He deserves it, curries never get rewarded for their hard work. I'm starting to feel my curry eye open, and not the brown curry eye I street shit with, that was open this morning spitting out corn.
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What's with the elf shoes?
 
I've made a bit of progress on my currymaxxing journey. Don't be fooled, currymaxxing may not cost as much as surgerymaxxing, but it's no easy task. My skin was pale from ten years of hermit life so I've been basking in the sun trying to burn the white devil out of my skin. At this point I dress in only Arabcel/Persiancel/Hinducel clothing when I'm not at work. I've been turbanmaxxing too. My skin is now a ghee-ish olive tone. I've also noticed that I'm a footcel, I have short, wide, hairy subhuman feet that are only a size 8.5... pathetic. My nickname growing up was Caveman because I was always a hairy piece of shit ever since I was a kid. That made me decide my next step in currymaxxing... taking long walks barefoot. I walk barefoot on sidewalks, grass, train tracks, gravel, creek and riverbeds, broken glass ect... I noticed on National Geographic that most curries in curryland walk around barefoot... Makes sense because you don't want to ruin a pair of shoes by stepping in a pile of street shit. I have also started adding curry powder to my Tom's deodorant and Arabic cologne, I still smell better than the currycel customers at my job but they know I'm trying. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't adding a bit of Persian to my currymaxxing routine, I've been digging into Zarathustianism as much as Hinduism lately. I'm starting to think incels are friends of Ahura Mazda and femoids were created by Angra Mainyu... Does anyone know any currycel magic/occult manuscripts I can use? I want to summon a chubby 6/10 white qt girl for @chudur-budur to sexually enslave. He deserves it, curries never get rewarded for their hard work. I'm starting to feel my curry eye open, and not the brown curry eye I street shit with, that was open this morning spitting out corn.
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Are you trying to die alone?
 
when you piss yourself you dont say "fuck it" and go full blast and then start swimming in your own urine.
Well, you can also see it in a different way, like "when getting raped is inevitable it's better to enjoy it" or "when nothing really matters, there is no difference between a sea of piss and a wet pant".
Are you trying to die alone?
If you are an incel you should be already prepared to die alone.
Who tf would burn his skin to look darker??? what the fuck why would you prefer to look like a shitskin??
Since a pale skin is not doing what it supposed to do, what's the point of keeping it?
 
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The highest embodiment of inceldom is curry, OP is just trying to take out the best of what he is. To be fully blackpilled and to become a truecel, you need to find your inner curry.
Spoken like a true magi.
 
goodspeed currycel
 

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