Sparrow's Song
Violent Convicted Chomo
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I've made a bit of progress on my currymaxxing journey. Don't be fooled, currymaxxing may not cost as much as surgerymaxxing, but it's no easy task. My skin was pale from ten years of hermit life so I've been basking in the sun trying to burn the white devil out of my skin. At this point I dress in only Arabcel/Persiancel/Hinducel clothing when I'm not at work. I've been turbanmaxxing too. My skin is now a ghee-ish olive tone. I've also noticed that I'm a footcel, I have short, wide, hairy subhuman feet that are only a size 8.5... pathetic. My nickname growing up was Caveman because I was always a hairy piece of shit ever since I was a kid. That made me decide my next step in currymaxxing... taking long walks barefoot. I walk barefoot on sidewalks, grass, train tracks, gravel, creek and riverbeds, broken glass ect... I noticed on National Geographic that most curries in curryland walk around barefoot... Makes sense because you don't want to ruin a pair of shoes by stepping in a pile of street shit. I have also started adding curry powder to my Tom's deodorant and Arabic cologne, I still smell better than the currycel customers at my job but they know I'm trying. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't adding a bit of Persian to my currymaxxing routine, I've been digging into Zarathustianism as much as Hinduism lately. I'm starting to think incels are friends of Ahura Mazda and femoids were created by Angra Mainyu... Does anyone know any currycel magic/occult manuscripts I can use? I want to summon a chubby 6/10 white qt girl for @chudur-budur to sexually enslave. He deserves it, curries never get rewarded for their hard work. I'm starting to feel my curry eye open, and not the brown curry eye I street shit with, that was open this morning spitting out corn.
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