Currycels, your only hope in the West is GuruGame

[platypus]

This curry was an absolute slayer in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Thousands of hot Western women actually travelled to India to be with him.

 

[NorwodingGymcel]

GuruGame lol.

 

[Yoyo]

Just have an 8 foot beard

 

[platypus]

Just have an 8 foot beard

Beardgame is a necessary but insufficient component of GuruGame.

 

[tehgymcel420]

This is curry Chad.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

100% legit post, I made a similar post before.

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[platypus]

100% legit post, I made a similar post before.

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Wow! Curries are fucking fakecels!

 

[Sadist]

The ultimate guru chad. He was ahead of his time RIP.

edit: mandatory KEK incase the FBI be lurking

 

[jackbud]

i can't keep track of all these games

 

[Red Shambhala]

This curry was an absolute slayer in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Thousands of hot Western women actually travelled to India to be with him.

That's a thing of the past though. These days, the white men are the Gurus themselves.

(Also, and I say that as an Asian "cradle Buddhist", Westerners usually know more and more useful things about Eastern religions than most Easterners themselves. If you want to learn about meditation, you can learn more from people like Sam Harris or Joseph Goldstein, while the Asian will just tell you something about how the Guru Rinpoche was literally born from a lotus flower. Or you just get a lot of superstitions with numbers or tradcuck shit about how masturbation is bad for your karma etc.)