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worstcel

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CRAP I TOLD MY SOCIAL WORKER I WANTED TO DIE AND I WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR SO SHE CALLED SOME PHONE LINE TO MAKE SURE IM SAFE SO POLICE COME AND NOW IM BEING ESCORTED TO HOSPITAL

HELP!!
 
fuck u larper nigger cry for me
 
Lol at having a social worker. Also you have been driver licence mogged. This is actually a legit reason to kill yourself.
 
Post a pic to prove it
 
just larp theory
 
And the cancer begins
 
they are rounding up the incels before joker
 
FUCK U LARPER DRINK SOYLENT
 
Get NEETbux and surgerymaxx or go AWOL.
 
Tell her to fuck u or u cut ur wrists
 
LARP. If you were in the back of a police car because your social worker was worried you'd rope or go ER, you'd be in handcuffs and not able to post this thread. Seriously, have you tried using a smartphone with your hands cuffed behind your back? You're lucky if it doesn't fall on the asphalt.
 
I wanna post a pic but I heard rumors of ppl getting doxxed from pictures so idk there is no door handle to get out and it's like a small box I'm sitting in
 
Never say you have mental problems or you'll be locked up
 
Major larp here. JFL if the OP think anyone here is low iq enough to believe such a BS story.
 
YIKES!!!!!! Lets unpack this situation!!!!!!!!
4b554d9
 
Canadian police r stupid so I dont get handcuffs plus I was cooperating
 
Rekt, faggot. :feelshaha:

Jk happened to me too one time. Hf in the asylum. Try to ascend there.
 
I wanna post a pic but I heard rumors of ppl getting doxxed from pictures so idk there is no door handle to get out and it's like a small box I'm sitting in

How the fuck is anybody going to doxx u if u post a picture of inside the police car? Do u know how many niggas get arrested daily.
 
I hope you're joking.
 
ISTG IM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT FUCKING MENTAL H3ALTH AREA SEC5ION WHATEVER ITS CALLED I GOT BULLIED AND MOGGED THERE A BIT IM GONNA ESCAPE FROM HOSPITAL FUCK ME S4SLY
 
stfu nigger and post a pic right fucking now
 
pic or it didn't happen
 
ITS A FUCKING DODGE CHARGER WITH UGLY INTERIOR AND THE WINDOWS HAVE BARS ON THEM AND SHIT I NEED TO ESCAPEMAX SMH ILL BE IN HOSPITAL LIKE IDK 15 MMINS I DONT WANNA GO THERE STUPID CANADIAN POLICE
 
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STHAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESISTING SIR
 
ITS A FUCKING DODGE CHARGER WITH UGLY INTERIOR AND THE WINDOWS HAVE BARS ON THEM AND SHIT I NEED TO ESCAPEMAX SMH ILL BE IN HOSPITAL LIKE IDK 15 MMINS I DONT WANNA GO THERE STUPID CANADIAN POLICE

Shut the fuck up diryt nigger where the fuck is your picture motherfucking larper give picture or I skin you alive.
 
Shut the fuck up diryt nigger where the fuck is your picture motherfucking larper give picture or I skin you alive.
based and ragepilled
 
CRAP THEYRE ASKING ME QUESTIONS IN POLICE CAR STILL AND I HAVE BEEN DEAFENED BY POLICE MICROPHONE
 
ban this nigger already k
 
Post pics you larper
 
What a coincidence OP. Im currently in a spaceship on my way to mars rn
 
IF THEYRE GONNA TRY AND SEND ME TO MENTAL SECTION IM GONNA ATTEMPT ESCAPE AND REPORT BACK

ESCAPEMAXING IS MY LAST OPTION NOW I ARRIVED AT HOSPITAL
What a coincidence OP. Im currently in a spaceship on my way to mars rn
lol
 
I am the policeman in your car. We will rape u.
 
I've only been in a police car once, when I was being truant from high school and had to be escorted.

With regard to social workers and therapists, it sucks that you're supposed to be able to vent to them, but can't actually express the true extent of your feelings. Maybe it's good for NTmaxxing, and becoming a manipulative sociopath (which is what society apparently expects of us).
 

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