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Currently hiding in the toilet wasting time at my wagie job

Paladin

Paladin

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Can't be bothered today mang
 
Where do you wagecuck? I will pop in and say hi
 
Try to hide as long as you can
 
Will do, I'm too tired for this shit
If it's a shitty enough job just do the bare minimum and you won't get fired don't quit tho ever that shits retarded
 
I legit spent about 40 minutes in the toilet daily when I was waging.
 
Life of a wagie
 
When I had a job in highschool I started hiding in the storage closet and playing on my phone. Nobody really talked to me so they never noticed when I disappeared kek
 
If it's a shitty enough job just do the bare minimum and you won't get fired don't quit tho ever that shits retarded
That's all I do, I try to waste as much time as possible while doing the minimum needed to look like I'm actually doing something
 
When I had a job in highschool I started hiding in the storage closet and playing on my phone. Nobody really talked to me so they never noticed when I disappeared kek
Yeah I barely talk at work either.
 
Should read the bible while you're in thERe
 
Just clock out early.
 
Browsing .is on the clock is lifefuel.
 
I would sleep in the back aisle of the corporate library during night shift at Honda factory, hiding . And weekends working drunk at golf course. I found way to tap kegs without boss knowing. Assh0le boss finally left and gave his position to soft roly poly son. Son didn’t care I sat 90% of shift laid out on chair overlooking golf course drinking cold ones being paid by the hour, lol.
 
I would sleep in the back aisle of the corporate library during night shift at Honda factory, hiding . And weekends working drunk at golf course. I found way to tap kegs without boss knowing. Assh0le boss finally left and gave his position to soft roly poly son. Son didn’t care I sat 90% of shift laid out on chair overlooking golf course drinking cold ones being paid by the hour, lol.
Nice, I have multiple different managers and some of them are far chiller than the others so I can get away with doing less.
 
based. i take 20+ minute shits multiple times a day at work and even jack off in the toilet sometimes
 
based. i take 20+ minute shits multiple times a day at work and even jack off in the toilet sometimes
I can't do a shift without sitting in the toilet for at least 15 minutes
 

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