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Serious Currently have been with 4 hookers and 1 landwhale

ShiroX

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So be me turned 18 cyberstalking escort on reddit, dm her about her services because I'm horny af turns out I was in the process of selling bike, she offers sex in exchange for bike I say yes I walk to her house, shes in her 40s-50s ugly chubby, I tell her to pretend Im her son and I sneak in to fuck, her pussy stinks and I have trouble staying hard I pretend to cum and we say our goodbyes she laters threatens me because I was ranting about her on discord and someone found her. Few months later I go see brothers in other state, horny af I get no matches on tinder/bumble until I see chubby face girl have her snap in bio and say she only here to fuck around, so I dm on snap and we plan something she only wants to hookup, so I borrow my sister in laws car clean it out because it was dirty and I drive to her, as I drive to her I notice a fat girl that killed my boner and I drove off but then I stopped and thought to myself, Im not going to get this chance again so I reverse and she gets in car, we try to find park and we park and both get in backseat, now she grabs a condom and I ask her to put it on me and she asks if Im a virgin and I say no just never used one, so I tell her to turn around , fuck her ass, she does reverse cowgirl, then doggy again, starts losing boner so I rip condom off and insert boner is back, Im clapping the cheeks and we are done, dont cum yet, so she is getting dressed and I dont feel satisfied, I ask her to suck me off, worst bj so far hurts and I dont cum drops her off. Year Later I move states horny as fuck sees escort on site shes a 10 I go fuck her 220 bucks 30 mins fat ass fat tits plough her for 30 mins dont cum happy but leaves satisfied. Present time I scroll through forums on escorts hear rumors of latinas in apt charging 120 for 15 mins so I message them show up and get greeted two latinas one older one younger I wanted younger but older says I booked her so I go in room take off clothes and get in doggy cum within 1 min with condom on, pretty strange even though she was ugly, so next day I ask for younger girl show up she has a fat ass and good tits cute face doesnt speak english, so we go in room bend her over fuck for a few minutes cant cum even though shes hotter and thicker puts in me in missionary still cant cum so I fake it. Overall story, no matter how hard I try cant get regular girl to have sex with me teehee
 
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Indari

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You don’t have to do that at 18 bro
 
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No sex for me
 
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You're a volcel and you sound 15
 
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Now that's a story for the grandchildren
 
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even tho its a larp he is a great story teller JFL
 
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Average 5'2 curry janitor holiday
 
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dm her about her services because I'm horny af turns out I was in the process of selling bike, she offers sex in exchange for bike
Just sell a bike bro
Funniest shit story I read in a while,comes second after the legendary Curry cousin ascender in Himalaya story
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hondas2000cel

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Cool great, fakecel nigger, go neck
 
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Cool great, fakecel nigger, go neck

Re: white girls
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#150973899Tuesday, December 02, 2014 4:43 PM CST
What happened to you involving caucasian females?
Re: the answer to all your questions:
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#184353418Friday, February 26, 2016 9:52 AM CST
Caucasian individuals are truly beautiful and intelligent.
 
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Landwhales don't count
 

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