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Pussy is the only cure
Only your masseter muscle will grow (chewing muscle), not your mandible.I use doctor Mew's advice and chew a lot on very hard to chew stuff.
I have specifically bought the toughest chewing gum on the market and amm going to force me facial bones to grow by activating all my muscles to chew.
It is pretty simple since the bones grow untol your death, really.
Just like they can shrink they can also become denser and grow through exersize.
After all, if you work out long enough with heavy weights, your skeleton will grow as well.
That is natural. The body has to adapat.
So, wish me luck, brocels. I am doing this self experiment for you.
I will take photos of my Jaw this week and then after a year and after that each additional year.
Also I will take a photo of my bottom teeth too, to see whether my jaw will actually grow.
If it works, there should be more space between my teeth, over time.
No, it will all grow.Only your masseter muscle will grow (chewing muscle), not your mandible.
Mewing doesn't work. What you need is distraction osteogenesis if you want to grow bone:I am mewing as well.
Mewing doesn't work. What you need is distraction osteogenesis if you want to grow bone:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbMWJGzvIPE
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Pussy is the only cure
If you have money, you can get distraction osteogenesis. Advancements less than 20 mm don't make a difference in looks.Sorry man, but I must believe in this. My life is currently going to shit.
I need this. I need something.
I don't care about looks. I need more space for my teeth in the back because my wisdown teeth aren't growing out properly.If you have money, you can get distraction osteogenesis. Advancements less than 20 mm don't make a difference in looks.
Brutal! See if you can borrow or save up then.Pray for me that it will work because I cannot afford that surgery. I am a poor wagie.
By the time I have enough money I will be an oldcel. I am 38, man.Brutal! See if you can borrow or save up then.
By the time I have enough money I will be an oldcel. I am 38, man.
Yeah I've been learning about Germany (and Western Europe's) economic troubles through news and YouTube videos.Life in Germany gets exceedingly more expensive.
Job security is shit ever since my company got sold.
I don't know whether I can keep my job, tbh.
I all of a sudden got moved to do completely different work, which I have very little experience with.
Our main issue is that we have been dependent on cheap russian gas all these decades.Yeah I've been learning about Germany (and Western Europe's) economic troubles through news and YouTube videos.
Germany effectively sanctioned itself.Ever since the war and sanctions started our government fucked our economy in the asshole with such a massive dick, it came out our mouths.
Facts and on top those green faggots shut down our nuclear power plants.Germany effectively sanctioned itself.
I'd kill myself to if my barber decided to give me the Tommy Shelby special.
Good luck brocel, I hope it will work.I use doctor Mew's advice and chew a lot on very hard to chew stuff.
I have specifically bought the toughest chewing gum on the market and amm going to force me facial bones to grow by activating all my muscles to chew.
It is pretty simple since the bones grow untol your death, really.
Just like they can shrink they can also become denser and grow through exersize.
After all, if you work out long enough with heavy weights, your skeleton will grow as well.
That is natural. The body has to adapat.
So, wish me luck, brocels. I am doing this self experiment for you.
I will take photos of my Jaw this week and then after a year and after that each additional year.
Also I will take a photo of my bottom teeth too, to see whether my jaw will actually grow.
If it works, there should be more space between my teeth, over time.
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