JFL CuckHow: How to Be a Good House Husband

[Deleted member 1060]

A "House Cuck", or stay-at-home cuck (alternatively, stay at home cuck, house cuck, SAHC, housecuck, or house-cuck) is a term used to describe a male who is the main caregiver of the children and is the homemaker of the household. As (((families))) have devolved, the practice of being a stay-at-home cuck has become more common. In the "modern society" this common practice results in the wife or significant other working and supporting the families needs, which you the house cuck, take care of the children and home. In a lot of ways this arrangement can be increasingly beneficial because if you are handy you can also be assured the time to keep up to date on the necessary repairs and maintenance around the house, thus ensuring your families comfort in their home, along with offering your SO plenty of leeway to land new chad cocks every fucking day.

This how you embrace this cuckdom --

Step 1: Discuss with your female partner (i.e. Wait until she starts bitching about not getting enough chad cock)
Step 2: Be loving (i.e. Her command is your wish)
Step 3: Take responsibility of the household (i.e. Take more soymilk)
Step 4: Maintain a great appearance (i.e. Fashionmaxx to cope while getting mogged by her bull to the moon and back)
Step 5: DON'T forget about the cooking !!! (i.e. Yea, you fucking heard me.)
Step 6: Plan ahead, with the aim to have a delicious meal on the table when your spouse gets home from riding bulls/side-chads.
Step 7: Pay close attention to little things. (i.e. Be an ideal slave)
Step 8: Don't Forget the Errands! (i.e. Don't forget to clean up the cumstains made by the bull!)
Step 9: Organize your time! (i.e. Be an ideal slave, again)
Step 10: Be happy! (i.e. Keep coping!)
Step 11: Show respect (i.e. Fucking neck yourself)

The original link to the wikihow page: https://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Good-House-Husband

 

[TheRealChincel]

 

[Mik_TFL]

So let me get this straight, I get to play with my children, focus on my hobbies, maybe even going back to studying, I'd be essentially immune to being divorce raped and a female is paying for everything, plus I might get sex sometimes? All of this while only having to some house chores? Sign me fucking in, it is all about perspective, just think of her as a very generous roommate, not your wife.

 

[platypus]

So let me get this straight, I get to play with my children,

JFL. "You're" children....

 

[Mik_TFL]

JFL. "You're" children....

I'm children? that doesn't make sense

 

[Deleted member 1060]

So let me get this straight, I get to play with my children, focus on my hobbies, maybe even going back to studying, I'd be essentially immune to being divorce raped and a female is paying for everything, plus I might get sex sometimes? All of this while only having to some house chores? Sign me fucking in, it is all about perspective, just think of her as a very generous roommate, not your wife.

Holy fucking cuck, have some honor man. No, it's not about perspective.

Men used to be the provider and women used to be the caregiver, this is how human race has been evolved from millions of years. Human brain did not change much from their hunter-gatherer stage, men used to hunt and women used to cook, grow food, gather roots and seeds. So better keep it like that.

 

[Mik_TFL]

Holy fucking cuck, have some honor man. No, it's not about perspective.

Men used to be the provider and women used to be the caregiver, this is how human race has been evolved from millions of years. Human brain did not change much from their hunter-gatherer stage, men used to hunt and women used to cook, grow food, gather roots and seeds. So better keep it like that.

By the same logic, we were not evolved to be alone LDAR'ing at home, devoid of any female interactions.. and yet here we are. As pathetic as it is, it would be an upgrade

 

[platypus]

I'm children? that doesn't make sense

Should have been "your" children.

As in they definitely won't actually be yours.

 

[Mik_TFL]

Should have been "your" children.

As in they definitely won't actually be yours.

Lucky them, they don't get to inherit my genetics. And I get to experience fatherhood, it's a win-win

 

[RopeShow]

Mega cope to infinity

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

Holy fucking cuck, have some honor man. No, it's not about perspective.

Men used to be the provider and women used to be the caregiver, this is how human race has been evolved from millions of years. Human brain did not change much from their hunter-gatherer stage, men used to hunt and women used to cook, grow food, gather roots and seeds. So better keep it like that.

A stay at home husband is the alpha NEET. His girl brings him money while he enjoys his preferred domain. Don't be hatin'

 

[UBERCEL]

JFL, JUST RUN STAY AT HOME CUCK GAME BRAH

A stay at home husband is the alpha NEET. His girl brings him money while he enjoys his preferred domain. Don't be hatin'

Neets don't cook, clean, change diapers, that shit is boring af

 

[Deleted member 1060]

A stay at home husband is the alpha NEET. His girl brings him money while he enjoys his preferred domain. Don't be hatin'

Then you should play the slave game --



It's even better than housecuck, you'll enjoy 0 responsibility and 0 liberty.

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

Then you should play the slave game --



It's even better than housecuck, you'll enjoy 0 responsibility and 0 liberty.

Damn, you're delusional. How the fuck is getting to stay home and raise your own bilogical children, teach them the truth about the world, and spend time creating a beautiful garden, making great food, and reading books anything like being a cuck in some degenerate relationship?

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Lucky them, they don't get to inherit my genetics. And I get to experience fatherhood, it's a win-win

Are you really a male? Just curious.

 

[Mik_TFL]

Are you really a male? Just curious.

I'm just being realistic man, I wouldn't wish my genetics to anyone, that would make me evil.

 

[Anger]

What a fucking cuck he who made this wiki.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Damn, you're delusional. How the fuck is getting to stay home and raise your own bilogical children, teach them the truth about the world, and spend time creating a beautiful garden, making great food, and reading books anything like being a cuck in some degenerate relationship?

Are you sure they are your own biological children?

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I'm just being realistic man, I wouldn't wish my genetics to anyone, that would make me evil.

In that case you can just adopt children from an orphanage, instead of seeing your (((wife))) getting fucked by bunch of random guys and raising their children.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

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[Deleted member 1060]

By the same logic, we were not evolved to be alone LDAR'ing at home, devoid of any female interactions.. and yet here we are. As pathetic as it is, it would be an upgrade

You are right, that's why this kind of the wiki is the main reason why we are LDARing, you give power to women, you need to become a housecuck.

 

[Mik_TFL]

In that case you can just adopt children from an orphanage, instead of seeing your (((wife))) getting fucked by bunch of random guys and raising their children.

Not in the county I live in, there are 12 couples per kid in adoption here, good luck getting someone adopted while being an ugly incel. and she isn't my (((wife))), she is my "roommate" and "employer" with generous benefits (healthcare, money, housing...) I'm essentially just working as a nanny there, but with way better pay and benefits... I hold all the cards here, because If I don't like it I can just walk away since the kids ain't mine anyway

You are right, that's why this kind of the wiki is the main reason why we are LDARing, you give power to women, you need to become a housecuck.

housecuck > incel > betabux , just sayn'

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Not in the county I live in, there are 12 couples per kid in adoption here, good luck getting someone adopted while being an ugly incel. and she isn't my (((wife))), she is my "roommate" and "employer" with generous benefits (healthcare, money, housing...) I'm essentially just working as a nanny there, but with way better pay and benefits... I hold all the cards here, because If I don't like it I can just walk away since the kids ain't mine anyway

housecuck > incel > betabux , just sayn'

I see, if she is not your wife, just an employer who pays you then the arrangement does not sound bad, specially if your employer offers you some free casual sex, would be really great.

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