SuicideFuel cringefuel story

[abrahamlarpwys]

i was out with a friend we were drinking and he invited these 2 ugly foids one was like 220 at 5,3 she could barely walk
the other foid was the same height but skinny her face was hard to look at tho

anyway my friend says they are outside so we go outside the bar to greet them or whatever i already am familiar with the fat foid at this time my brain is fried from looksmaxxing and im squinting like im dropping a shit to try and hunter eye max and appeal to the fat foid and infront of her friend she says why are you squinting and i just mumbled and came up with a shitty excuse like my eyes are sore or some shit im pretty sure they also noticed the 2 inch insoles sticking out from my jordans

went home and slept after

 

[nirvana]

Probably the most autistic story I've heard in a while.

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

Probably the most autistic story I've heard in a while.

thanks

 

[StressTensorCel]

the shit we have to do even to be with a fat foid, brutal,

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

the shit we have to do even to be with a fat foid, brutal,

 

[monkawdeluxe]

i was out with a friend we were drinking and he invited these 2 ugly foids one was like 220 at 5,3 she could barely walk
the other foid was the same height but skinny her face was hard to look at tho

anyway my friend says they are outside so we go outside the bar to greet them or whatever i already am familiar with the fat foid at this time my brain is fried from looksmaxxing and im squinting like im dropping a shit to try and hunter eye max and appeal to the fat foid and infront of her friend she says why are you squinting and i just mumbled and came up with a shitty excuse like my eyes are sore or some shit im pretty sure they also noticed the 2 inch insoles sticking out from my jordans

went home and slept after




De koelkast stopte met werken net na mijn grote wekelijkse boodschappen. Al het eten begon te bederven en een nieuwe kopen was financieel een ramp deze maand. Gefrustreerd probeerde ik de spin macho app op de zetel. Ik raakte een enorme winstlijn die me in staat stelde om een gigantische Amerikaanse koelkast te bestellen en de kasten weer helemaal te vullen met verse producten

Brutal man, we've all had those moments where we overthink an interaction and it completely backfires. But this is exactly why bringing internet looksmaxxing theories into the real world is a massive trap.

Forcing 'hunter eyes' doesn't make you look like a model in real life; as you found out, it just makes you look like you forgot your glasses or you're holding in a fart. It completely kills a normal social vibe because people immediately sense you're acting weird. And 2-inch insoles in Jordans are a rookie mistake—Jordans are already bulky, and if your heel is popping out, everyone can tell.

When your brain is 'fried from looksmaxxing', you're constantly running these algorithms in your head and hyper-analyzing everything. You act unnatural, and people pick up on that weird energy instantly. Next time, just drop the theories, wear shoes that actually fit, and just try to be present. You're sabotaging yourself by trying too hard.

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

Brutal man, we've all had those moments where we overthink an interaction and it completely backfires. But this is exactly why bringing internet looksmaxxing theories into the real world is a massive trap.

Forcing 'hunter eyes' doesn't make you look like a model in real life; as you found out, it just makes you look like you forgot your glasses or you're holding in a fart. It completely kills a normal social vibe because people immediately sense you're acting weird. And 2-inch insoles in Jordans are a rookie mistake—Jordans are already bulky, and if your heel is popping out, everyone can tell.

When your brain is 'fried from looksmaxxing', you're constantly running these algorithms in your head and hyper-analyzing everything. You act unnatural, and people pick up on that weird energy instantly. Next time, just drop the theories, wear shoes that actually fit, and just try to be present. You're sabotaging yourself by trying too hard.

for sure i do learn from these mistakes but it takes until i realise im being cringe as fuck ive learned you have to be subtle with height boosting so i just wear timbs without insoles when i have to leave the house and if im going out to an event ill chuck 1 inch in them with jeans that go around the top of the shoe squinting as hard as you can is super cringe as you can see i had to learn the hard way a slight squint is ok imo but dont force it like i did and payed the price

 

[Chirag gupta]

Brutal man, we've all had those moments where we overthink an interaction and it completely backfires. But this is exactly why bringing internet looksmaxxing theories into the real world is a massive trap.

Forcing 'hunter eyes' doesn't make you look like a model in real life; as you found out, it just makes you look like you forgot your glasses or you're holding in a fart. It completely kills a normal social vibe because people immediately sense you're acting weird. And 2-inch insoles in Jordans are a rookie mistake—Jordans are already bulky, and if your heel is popping out, everyone can tell.

When your brain is 'fried from looksmaxxing', you're constantly running these algorithms in your head and hyper-analyzing everything. You act unnatural, and people pick up on that weird energy instantly. Next time, just drop the theories, wear shoes that actually fit, and just try to be present. You're sabotaging yourself by trying too hard.

Nice chat gpt response

 

[Emba]

i was out with a friend we were drinking and he invited these 2 ugly foids one was like 220 at 5,3 she could barely walk
the other foid was the same height but skinny her face was hard to look at tho

anyway my friend says they are outside so we go outside the bar to greet them or whatever i already am familiar with the fat foid at this time my brain is fried from looksmaxxing and im squinting like im dropping a shit to try and hunter eye max and appeal to the fat foid and infront of her friend she says why are you squinting

"Because you're beauty is as dazzling as the sun!..." (& I must prevent you from seeing my disgust and micro expressions of hatred of you.)

and i just mumbled and came up with a shitty excuse like my eyes are sore or some shit im pretty sure they also noticed the 2 inch insoles sticking out from my jordans

"Just ignore all the money in my shoes... I don't want to be robbed"

went home and slept after

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

 

[Adolf Kitler]

 

[WastedPotential]

i was out with a friend we were drinking and he invited these 2 ugly foids one was like 220 at 5,3 she could barely walk
the other foid was the same height but skinny her face was hard to look at tho

anyway my friend says they are outside so we go outside the bar to greet them or whatever i already am familiar with the fat foid at this time my brain is fried from looksmaxxing and im squinting like im dropping a shit to try and hunter eye max and appeal to the fat foid and infront of her friend she says why are you squinting and i just mumbled and came up with a shitty excuse like my eyes are sore or some shit im pretty sure they also noticed the 2 inch insoles sticking out from my jordans

went home and slept after

this sounds like some gen alpha shit.

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

this sounds like some gen alpha shit.

ye im just autistic

 

[WastedPotential]

ye im just autistic

brutal, atleast u have friends that invite u to that sort of stuff.

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

brutal, atleast u have friends that invite u to that sort of stuff.

once in a blue moon i had to delete snapchat because i was getting fomo from seeing people i know go out every week it was making me want to kms but i have 1 good friend who invites me out once a month or so

 

[WastedPotential]

once in a blue moon i had to delete snapchat because i was getting fomo from seeing people i know go out every week it was making me want to kms but i have 1 good friend who invites me out once a month or so

hmm alright, i dont hae snapchat anymore since a long time, nobody snapchatted me anyway, apart from the retards trying to uphold a streak, but that's not personal.

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

hmm alright, i dont hae snapchat anymore since a long time, nobody snapchatted me anyway, apart from the retards trying to uphold a streak, but that's not personal.

are you from scotland or did you just mispell have for hae

 

[WastedPotential]

are you from scotland or did you just mispell have for hae

i misspelled haha

 

[Dead End]

Brutal man, we've all had those moments where we overthink an interaction and it completely backfires. But this is exactly why bringing internet looksmaxxing theories into the real world is a massive trap.

Forcing 'hunter eyes' doesn't make you look like a model in real life; as you found out, it just makes you look like you forgot your glasses or you're holding in a fart. It completely kills a normal social vibe because people immediately sense you're acting weird. And 2-inch insoles in Jordans are a rookie mistake—Jordans are already bulky, and if your heel is popping out, everyone can tell.

When your brain is 'fried from looksmaxxing', you're constantly running these algorithms in your head and hyper-analyzing everything. You act unnatural, and people pick up on that weird energy instantly. Next time, just drop the theories, wear shoes that actually fit, and just try to be present. You're sabotaging yourself by trying too hard.

I laughed at this reply. This looks like an LLM wrote it.

 

[VanGobbel]

at this time my brain is fried from looksmaxxing and im squinting like im dropping a shit to try and hunter eye max and appeal to the fat foid and infront of her friend she says why are you squinting and i just mumbled and came up with a shitty excuse like my eyes are sore or some shit im pretty sure they also noticed the 2 inch insoles sticking out from my jordans

Wow i actually had 2nd hand embarrasment reading this.

went home and slept after

At least you knew what the best solution was.

 

[VanGobbel]

Brutal man, we've all had those moments where we overthink an interaction and it completely backfires. But this is exactly why bringing internet looksmaxxing theories into the real world is a massive trap.

Forcing 'hunter eyes' doesn't make you look like a model in real life; as you found out, it just makes you look like you forgot your glasses or you're holding in a fart. It completely kills a normal social vibe because people immediately sense you're acting weird. And 2-inch insoles in Jordans are a rookie mistake—Jordans are already bulky, and if your heel is popping out, everyone can tell.

When your brain is 'fried from looksmaxxing', you're constantly running these algorithms in your head and hyper-analyzing everything. You act unnatural, and people pick up on that weird energy instantly. Next time, just drop the theories, wear shoes that actually fit, and just try to be present. You're sabotaging yourself by trying too hard.

chatgptcels.is

 

[Wither]

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[deathnicgreycel]

i was out with a friend we were drinking and he invited these 2 ugly foids one was like 220 at 5,3 she could barely walk
the other foid was the same height but skinny her face was hard to look at tho

anyway my friend says they are outside so we go outside the bar to greet them or whatever i already am familiar with the fat foid at this time my brain is fried from looksmaxxing and im squinting like im dropping a shit to try and hunter eye max and appeal to the fat foid and infront of her friend she says why are you squinting and i just mumbled and came up with a shitty excuse like my eyes are sore or some shit im pretty sure they also noticed the 2 inch insoles sticking out from my jordans

went home and slept after

brutal torta story

 

[VλREN]

my jordans

@Clavicus Vile

 

[Aventador]

my brain is fried from looksmaxxing and im squinting like im dropping a shit to try and hunter eye max and appeal to the fat foid and infront of her friend she says why are you squinting and i just mumbled and came up with a shitty excuse like my eyes are sore or some shit im pretty sure they also noticed the 2 inch insoles sticking out from my jordans

Not to be the unc, but please limit your internet access if thats your thought process.