You can not talk them out of anything. You can only incriminate yourself, even if you're innocent.
Shut your mouth and call Saul.
Remember that law enforcement can and will lie to you to try to trick you into incriminating yourself, even when you're innocent.
Purely hypothetical: Let's say the FBI shows up at your door and falsely accuses you of doing something vahwy, vahwy bad to Princess_Kitty14 - ALLEGEDLY! ALLEGEDLY! - in Minecraft. You know you dindu nuffin, but the po-lice is lookist.
Now, he's a Venezuelan living in Venezuela, so if you're an American citizen, this wouldn't actually affect you...but let's say for the sake of argument that the thing they're accusing you of doing to this innocent man who totally didn't impersonate a 14-year-old Korean instagram model on Reddit when he was User/Dianavic is something the United States somehow has jurisdiction over.
Here's how to handle an interrogation:
FBI Agent: We'd like to ask you some questions about Mr. Garnica.
Incel: Am I under arrest?
FBI Agent: You are not under arrest at this time. We are just hoping you can help us understand some things by answering some questions.
Incel: I do not consent to an interview at this time.
FBI Agent: You know, you can make it a lot easier on yourself if you cooperate. So many guys just like you put yourselves in a position where you make it more difficult for yourselves. We do the investigation, we find what we're looking for, you get charged, and then what? It's too late to make a deal. Come on, help yourself out here.
Incel: I do not consent to an interview at this time.
FBI Agent Stacy: You know, women do find handsome men attractive. But you know what we find even more attractive? Men who do the right thing.
Incel: Nice try, Agent Stacy, but I do not consent to an interview at this time.
You might even throw in a line about how Kash Patel is a true curry Chad and exempt from the blackpill.
Shut your mouth and call Saul.
Remember that law enforcement can and will lie to you to try to trick you into incriminating yourself, even when you're innocent.
Purely hypothetical: Let's say the FBI shows up at your door and falsely accuses you of doing something vahwy, vahwy bad to Princess_Kitty14 - ALLEGEDLY! ALLEGEDLY! - in Minecraft. You know you dindu nuffin, but the po-lice is lookist.
Now, he's a Venezuelan living in Venezuela, so if you're an American citizen, this wouldn't actually affect you...but let's say for the sake of argument that the thing they're accusing you of doing to this innocent man who totally didn't impersonate a 14-year-old Korean instagram model on Reddit when he was User/Dianavic is something the United States somehow has jurisdiction over.
Here's how to handle an interrogation:
FBI Agent: We'd like to ask you some questions about Mr. Garnica.
Incel: Am I under arrest?
FBI Agent: You are not under arrest at this time. We are just hoping you can help us understand some things by answering some questions.
Incel: I do not consent to an interview at this time.
FBI Agent: You know, you can make it a lot easier on yourself if you cooperate. So many guys just like you put yourselves in a position where you make it more difficult for yourselves. We do the investigation, we find what we're looking for, you get charged, and then what? It's too late to make a deal. Come on, help yourself out here.
Incel: I do not consent to an interview at this time.
FBI Agent Stacy: You know, women do find handsome men attractive. But you know what we find even more attractive? Men who do the right thing.
Incel: Nice try, Agent Stacy, but I do not consent to an interview at this time.
You might even throw in a line about how Kash Patel is a true curry Chad and exempt from the blackpill.
