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Story "Crazy Tongue" was the Epitome of Chad

CursedMutantSoul

CursedMutantSoul

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This is literally what he looked like. This guy was the Chad of my college residence. He would make out with every single girl. He was very selective with who he banged, but he would makeout with any 6/10+. Everyone called him "crazy tongue" since he made out with so many foids.

- Oftentimes I would go use the water fountain in the halls at night, he would be beside it making out with a foid.
- Saw him making out with a foid
- We had an RA seminar in the common area (thought it was mandatory), he ended up making out with one of the foids while the RA was babbling about residence rules
- Would makeout in the lineups for the cafeteria, making it impossible to avoid if you wanted food
- Did not give a flying fuck about flaunting his success, at least some Chads are a bit more discrete
- Foids would squeal like pigs when he took them into his residence dorm, people would hear while walking by
- One time i saw a foid come right up to him and they had like two words of exchange, and they made out, I assumed it was his gf or something but it turns out she never even met him before
 
looks are everything theory proved once again
 
He probably has herpes bare minimum
 
Chad always wins
 
Chad faces low to zero resistance , like attractive Woman do . :feelsclown:
 

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