Cousin pill from the 2010's

[WornOutHopecel]

We were driving in someone's car many years ago with my cousin in tow. She had a few kids with a engineerish baldcel who is reliable and boring.

My cousin quipped that the first time she saw him she wondered what kind of a "creep" he is but apparently he did something right and things took off. Take that as you will.

 

[overbeforeitbegan]

Reliable and boring and unattractive you can still get a girl to touch you

I'm retarded and hideous, it's over