Theory Could YOU be a Jew?

[soft]

Have you ever thought about that possibility?
All it takes is a single Jewish woman among your female ancestors. Could be 10 or even more generations back.
What are the odds?

 

[ESL]

impossible

 

[Albertopenheimer]

no. My grandpa showed me my anceostor tree and all my past 8 generations were polish. accept the first one, it was from Czech Republic

 

[Sir Waco]

tbh im have some hungarian ancestry so there is a chance im 0.something kike, but at that point it doesnt even count jfl, the tribe would never accept me

 

[Clavicus Vile]

I very strongly doubt it, I am descendant of African slaves.

 

[unhingedsamsung]

Paternal grandmother is of sephardi ancestry

Im probably like 8% kike

No jewmaxxing for me tho

 

[wereq]

I'm curry so no chance.

 

[Divineone]

I'm curry so no chance.

 

[anglocelticcel]

No, I’d probs be an Othordox or Protestant maybe a Sikh as I have a soft spot for them

 

[Grodd]

no

 

[Emba]

Where's my 2000 slaves at,?

 

[Midnight Animal]

no

 

[Brainy]

no

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

Both my parents were Jewish but I am not at all

 

[Paladin]

I'm the goyest goy

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

No, I am a gypsy subhuman

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Not a single jew in the family from what i know

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

My family line is mostly southern Romanian and Russian. Slim chances that I'd have jewish ancestry, though that'd be cool. I could go for some jewish intelect.

 

[Uninvited]

No, I have a noble spirit which is impossible for a Jew, I doubt they even have spirits.

 

[AsiaCel]

Paternal grandmother is of sephardi ancestry

Im probably like 8% kike

No jewmaxxing for me tho

 

[AsiaCel]

Both my parents were Jewish but I am not at all

 

[AsiaCel]

Where's my 2000 slaves at,?

 

[Animecel2D]

how do you do, fellow goyim?

 

[AsiaCel]

I'm East Asian, Chinese.

The chance I having Joo descendant is very low, but never 0%.

I saw a Chinese foid on 23andme, 99.8% Chinese, .2% Ashkenazi juice

 

[NonNTFailure]

not even a little

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

definitely not via halacha
dna test of my parents didn't show any juice either
so probably not

 

[SK6208]

 

[coping_manlet]

 

[Mr Black]

borderline impossible

 

[Uninvited]

I'm East Asian, Chinese.

The chance I having Joo descendant is very low, but never 0%.

I saw a Chinese foid on 23andme, 99.8% Chinese, .2% Ashkenazi juice

Chinese are Honorary Jews

 

[AsiaCel]

Chinese are Honorary Jews

Y

 

[Sewer Koala]

I'm southern european with a bit of rice

No Jude in me saar

 

[Sewer Koala]

Chinese are Honorary Jews

How

 

[Justanotherbloke]

My family line is mostly southern Romanian and Russian.

Better than being a fucking Jew,

welcome to the European family.

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

Nigger

 

[Fallen-Angel]

I don't know and I've never cared because I have nothing against jews.

 

[yeetbender_]

I'm the goyest goy.

 

[Sewer Koala]

Im probably like 8% kike

Both my parents were Jewish but I am not at all

This hurts me

 

[Glassness]

Hopefully not I wouldn't guess I was my dads dna test was lit like 100 English so I think I'm fine

 

[coping_manlet]

I don't know and I've never cared because I have nothing against jews.

 

[Fallen-Angel]

Oh no

 

[coping_manlet]

Oh no

 

[Fallen-Angel]

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I'm more cucked than you think, tbh

 

[Emba]

how do you do, follow goyim?

 

[AsiaCel]

How

I'm curious to see why he thinks we Chinese are honorary Jews

 

[Sewer Koala]

I'm curious to see why he thinks we Chinese are honorary Jews

Unrelated but are you living in Asia or America?

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

Would other jews even accept you as jewish if you were only like 1% jewish?

 

[AsiaCel]

Unrelated but are you living in Asia or America?

Asia

 

[AsiaCel]

Would other jews even accept you as jewish if you were only like 1% jewish?

According to Israeli alliyah standards, probably not.

Kaifeng Jews had to make the aiiyah by converting just like everyone non Jewish.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

After 10 generation would be less than 0,01%