Cope Corrupt a wish thread

[HowCanSheSlap]

This is a pretty much common forum game from back in the 2000s, so maybe a few of you oldcels already know what it is. It's a nice postmaxxing thread too.

Basically someone says a wish and the next person to post grants it but adds a corrupting factor. They then go on to make their own wish.

EXAMPLE:

Poster 1:
I wish I had a Lamborghini

Poster 2:
Granted, but as soon as you drive it you crash and die

I wish I didn't have violent thoughts all the time

Poster 3:
Granted, but those violent thoughts are replaced with homosexual thoughts.

I wish someone would punch Donald Trump in the face

And so on....

Rules:
Don't make shitty wishes i.e. try and be specific.
REMEMBER to make a wish retards.



I'll start.
I wish to have a larger penis.

 

[TheSecondComing]

I wish to have a larger penis.

teeny balls

 

[Blacktarpill]

I wish i had a chill life.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I wish to have a larger penis

Granted, but you will shit out of your penis.

I wish I was a NEET with NEETbux.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

I wish to have a larger penis.

You will get a larger penis ,
but you are stuck with used up roastie wife forever .

I wish i was a tallfag

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I wish i had a chill life.

Granted, you have a permanently sub-par human body temperature.

 

[zangano1]

I wish to have a larger penis.

Granted but you will never use it anyway

 

[TheSecondComing]

I wish i had a chill life.

granted but you are also shivering and cold all the time

i wish i had an anime gf

 

[muharremabi]

I wish I had enough money for the surgeries I need.

 

[zangano1]

I wish I was dead

 

[Excluded]

I wish i was a tallfag

Granted, but your face will be 1/10 subhuman with micropenis, and cronical back pain.

I wish i was fucking prime JB virgin pussy

 

[Blacktarpill]

granted but you are also shivering and cold all the time

Fuuuckk

wish i had an anime gf

Granted but she dies after your first date with her.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I wish I was dead

Granted, but you will get reborn as yourself.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I wish I had enough money for the surgeries I need.

Granted but you end up looking worse.

 

[muharremabi]

Granted but you end up looking worse.

 

[stupid dream]

Granted, but you will get reborn as yourself.

that's too much for him let the boyo die peacefully

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

Granted, but your face will be 1/10 subhuman with micropenis, and cronical back pain.

I wish i was fucking prime JB virgin pussy

Granted but its a transgender incel who had sex change.

I wish I was Francisco Lachowski.

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

I wish for a girl to truly love me for who I am inside and out

I wish I was Francisco Lachowski.

You will become him, only you will be him in an alternate universe where ugly men are desired and beautiful men are not.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I wish for a girl to truly love me for who I am inside and out

Granted, but she only exists in your imagination

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

Granted, but she only exists in your imagination

So in other words nothing has changed

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

I wish for a girl to truly love me for who I am inside and out

Granted, but she takes it literally and rips out your intestines and rubs her pussy on it.

I wish my oneitis moved towns and fell in love with me.

 

[Excluded]

Granted but its a transgender incel who had sex change.

Fuck man, this so cruel

I wish I was Francisco Lachowski.

I don't know who the fuck is this guy so granted but he will lose his dick and get a cancer before you enter his body

I wish my oneitis moved towns and fell in love with me.

Granted. But she will have a Tyrone baby inside and want you to pay for both. Also no sex cause she is depressed

 

[nihility]

I wish I had no wishes

 

[FinnCel]

I wish I had no wishes

Granted but this is the only thing you can think for the rest of your life

Spoiler

I wish I had pepe's gun

 

[Deleted member 22907]

I wish I had pepe's gun

Granted but as soon as you receive it you drop it and it accidently fires and kills you

I want to have 100,000 posts

 

[TheSecondComing]

I wish I had no wishes

granted with no ill effects so you should've used it on something else

 

[FinnCel]

I want to have 100,000 posts

Granted, but everyone else ropes here and you are the only one posting here

I wish I could stop drinking alcohol

 

[LostInTheStatic]

Granted but this is the only thing you can think for the rest of your life

Spoiler

I wish I had pepe's gun

Granted, but it can only shoot salvo.

I wish I was tall.

 

[Blacktarpill]

wish for a girl to truly love me for who I am inside and ou

She loves you bec. she likes your kidneys
(inside xd)

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

Granted, but it can only shoot salvo.

I wish I was tall.

Granted you have hyperactive pituitary gland and never stop growing. Your movements become so dysfunctional you can't do anything but LDAR like you are now.

I wish I could fly

 

[TINMAN]

I wish I was dead

Granted, but it will happen 60 years from now after a life of crippling loneliness and sexlessness (except for escorts)

I wish that all the nukes in the world launched tomorrow

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

I wish that all the nukes in the world launched tomorrow

They all launched, and none of them detonated. Not only that, but the instructions on how to build nuclear bombs have been lost forever, and another nuke shall never ever exist.

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

bump

 

[Lookscel]

I want to be a gigachad

I wish I was Francisco Lachowski.

Granted but you get to be him after he goes bald and becomes old

 

[TheSecondComing]

I want to be a gigachad


Granted but you get to be him after he goes bald and becomes old

granted but you are blind, deaf, mute, and circumcised

i want to die

 

[Lookscel]

i want to die

Granted but you reincarnate as you but but your height is 4'11. Just one inch above being termed a midget.

 

[LastGerman]

Poster 1:
I wish I had a Lamborghini

I wish I had a driver licence.

 

[TheSecondComing]

I wish I had a driver licence.

you get one but then you get crippled

 

[LastGerman]

granted, but you will never be able of buying a car.

you get one but then you get crippled

At least I have a driver licence. I will use any possibility to show my driver licence.