Lv99_BixNood
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View: https://old.reddit.com/r/moreplatesmoredates/comments/15hriyl/short_man_syndrome_is_real/
It was a combination of the pump starting to hit as well as my gym crush coming by. Beautiful. Looks like Rapunzel and brightens my mood every time I see her. Has a really nice raspy voice that makes me ovulate. I look at her and smile and she smiles back. Literally, a real-life Princess.
Classic curry
As I get into position, this 6'4 250 lbs Viking looking mother fucker walks into the room looking all pretty boy and shit. I didn't think much of it because why tf would I? I didn't have any reason to until this BITCH STARTED GOING FOR MY GIRL. I literally stop halfway through my reps to sit up and listen and hear him introducing himself and asking if he could work in with her...on INCLINE DUMBELL PRESS. GRAB ANOTHER FUCKING BENCH AND DUMBELLS. She gives him this look of admiration and complete submission that she never gave me and they're off to the races.
That was until I caught this blonde Superman looking fucker staring at me and then saying something to her. Oh fuck this guy. All of a sudden for probably the first time since my crush in first year of uni left me for a taller dude, I felt emasculated because of my size and height. Btw, my friend and I are both 5'9 and between 155-160 lbs. We're looking at this fucker as he completely tears my dreams apart.
Jfl, I hope this is larp