JFL Copes you heard as a child.

[Smallcel]

1. If a girl is being mean to you, it’s because she likes you.

2. Bullies only target you because they’re jealous of you.

3. Popular kids in highschool will become losers when they’re older.

4. Girls will go for the bad boys when they’re young but when they’re older, they will go for a stable guy who has a good job. (Easily the worst since it encourages betabuxx but nonetheless, I’ve heard this before.)

5. Only girls need to care about their looks. Boys don’t have to worry about it.

Anything else?

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

Betabuxxing is not a win at all; you'll live your life knowing your girl thinks about chad during nights and that she manipulated you for resources, in a way by being subhuman enough you don't have to worry about it because you'll never ascend

 

[Aether]

If a girl is being mean to you, it’s because she likes you.

Only if the meanness in question is the "Stawp it" "I hate youuuuuu" playful kind

 

[ArabAndFramecel]

Betabuxxing is not a win at all; you'll live your life knowing your girl thinks about chad during nights and that she manipulated you for resources, in a way by being subhuman enough you don't have to worry about it because you'll never ascend

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Lets see

1. If a girl is being mean to you, it’s because she likes you.

This one is "true". But of course you cant tell the difference when she is being actually mean or flirting

2. Bullies only target you because they’re jealous of you.

3. Popular kids in highschool will become losers when they’re older.

4. Girls will go for the bad boys when they’re young but when they’re older, they will go for a stable guy who has a good job. (Easily the worst since it encourages betabuxx but nonetheless, I’ve heard this before.)

Oofy doofy theory used to be true when foids were illiterate and werent able to get a job. Now they want Chad until they die

5. Only girls need to care about their looks. Boys don’t have to worry about it.

Its sad that most people still think this is true

Anything else?

"Dont worry, your uncle used to have trouble with girls but ended Up finding your aunt"

 

[Samkakum]

”There is someone for everybody”

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

Anything else?

“When you stop looking the right one will come along”
“Just be a gentleman and you’ll win her heart”
“just shave your face and get a nice haircut”
“Just get lift weights! Girls love a guy with muscles!”
“Just dress nice”
“Just be positive!”
“Smile more! Girls like a guy who smiles!”
“Everyone has a purpose”

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Bullies mistreat you because they're sad themselves
One day, I'll find a gf
I'll be happier when I'll be an adult

 

[Violet loner]

“When you stop looking the right one will come along”
“Just be a gentleman and you’ll win her heart”
“just shave your face and get a nice haircut”
“Just get lift weights! Girls love a guy with muscles!”
“Just dress nice”
“Just be positive!”
“Smile more! Girls like a guy who smiles!”
“Everyone has a purpose”

Fuuuccckk. Such a ragefuel