Cope Corner: What things would you need to change if you got a gf?

[FACEandLMS]

I'm coping that a lot about my life would need to change or would be hard if I got a gf. Some examples:

- I have hygiene OCD and wash my hands a lot. If I had a gf, she would think I was weird, so I would need to get it in check before I got a gf.

- I am a baldcel and disguise my hairloss everyday before going out. This means I couldn't have a girl see me fresh out of the shower.

- I'd have a lot less free time to work on my hobbies, including working on videos.

- I'm halfway through a jaw transition (surgery, braces, etc) and I spend a lot of money on it. I couldn't betabux a woman too much cuz most of my money goes on looksmaxxing (e.g. Finasteride).

I imagine guys here would need to shower, stop being NEET, get some friends so that the girl wouldn't see them as a loser etc.

In many respects, my life as it is, is not ready for a GF, or I'd have to adapt fast.

What copes can you think of for yourselves?

 

[itsOVER]

Lol you say 'get some friends' like it's as easy as just going down the supermarket for some.

If you have no friends after college, it's OVER.

 

[dr-problematic]

how can u diguise baldness as a black?

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Lol you say 'get some friends' like it's as easy as just going down the supermarket for some.

If you have no friends after college, it's OVER.

ultimate truth right there

 

[NekoStance]

- I am a baldcel and disguise my hairloss everyday before going out. This means I couldn't have a girl see me fresh out of the shower.

Balding on top of all your other problems??

you truly are an incel god

 

[dr-problematic]

Balding on top of all your other problems??

you truly are an incel god

he's not incel, he had gf b4 and had number of lays

 

[NekoStance]

he's not incel, he had gf b4 and had number of lays

wasn't that like 10 years ago?

 

[dr-problematic]

wasn't that like 10 years ago?

not sure, but if u arent non-paid virgin, u arent incel

 

[itsOVER]

not sure, but if u arent non-paid virgin, u arent incel

Get out of here with that shit.

 

[dr-problematic]

Get out of here with that shit.

reversely u should

 

[blackcel]

I wouldn't change shit. I won't waste time and energy on a woman that wants to change me. My internet shitposting time will probably be changed to gf time, though.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

- I am a baldcel and disguise my hairloss everyday before going out. This means I couldn't have a girl see me fresh out of the shower.

Where are you on the norwood scale?

 

[itsOVER]

reversely u should

Read the definition of incel in the rules on this very site.

 

[panzerfury]

Id have to spend less time playing games, and more time catering to her needs. Buy less weed, and spend the money on her. Get a second job to afford to take her to dinners and to go out, because we know no woman is going to stick around if Youre boring. Swear less. Shower more. More laundry, burly new clothes.

Dealing with women is an exercise is shallowness and "sacrifice yourself to give me things because I have a vagina." Fuck all that.

 

[FACEandLMS]

Where are you on the norwood scale?

NW4 Diffuse

Lol you say 'get some friends' like it's as easy as just going down the supermarket for some.
If you have no friends after college, it's OVER.

True. It has hard to make friends after a certain age, but it can still be done if you join some sort of class or get along with coworkers (99% of coworkers will never make the jump to "friends", I admit). You are more likely to make friends by cutting down your forum time and increasing your outside-basement time. But I admit it is hard, esp for guys here who are socially awkward and have a school shooter vibe.

how can u diguise baldness as a black?
ultimate truth right there

I don't wanna give away too much but Toppik is a thing.

Balding on top of all your other problems??

you truly are an incel god

Trust me, if anyone on this forum had my level of inceldom, they would have roped years ago. I'm a walking wonderwork, as in, it's a wonder I haven't shot up a mall then turned the gun on myself.

Balding on top of all your other problems??

you truly are an incel god

he's not incel, he had gf b4 and had number of lays

The cognitive dissonance of not considering me incel.

I am a confirmed sub4 lookswise. If you don't consider me an incel because I'm not a virgin, then you are essentially saying that looks don't matter.

To put it clearly:

You either believe 1 or 2:

1) Jono Lancaster is UGLY BUT LUCKED OUT HARD with one girl and was probably incel for years before he met her and will be incel forever after her. LOOKS DO MATTER,
or
2) Jono Lancaster is UGLY but he has a gf so LOOKS DON'T MATTER.

You CAN ONLY BELIEVE 1 or 2. NOT BOTH. @"dr-problematic" - This is not a rhetorical question. Please answer me. 1 or 2???????

It's the same with me.

Also, if incel = virgin, why did we need a new word for "virgin"?

Also, if I am celebate involuntarily, what the FUCK ELSE AM I? lol

 

[itsOVER]

Trust me, if anyone on this forum had my level of inceldom, they would have roped years ago. I'm a walking wonderwork, as in, it's a wonder I haven't shot up a mall then turned the gun on myself.

Challenge accepted, I bet I'm far worse off than you.

 

[NekoStance]

Trust me, if anyone on this forum had my level of inceldom, they would have roped years ago. I'm a walking wonderwork, as in, it's a wonder I haven't shot up a mall then turned the gun on myself.

Challenge accepted, I bet I'm far worse off than you.

 

[FACEandLMS]

Challenge accepted, I bet I'm far worse off than you.

Can't wait.

 

[itsOVER]

Can't wait.

I posted some of my pics in this thread, post number 30 (click the imgur link): https://incels.is/Thread-LifeFuel-How-much-did-this-young-man-improve?page=2

Factor in I'm 5ft 7 as well. Legit I've only seen one person worse off on the forum so far. It's over.

 

[NekoStance]

I posted some of my pics in this thread, post number 30 (click the imgur link): https://incels.is/Thread-LifeFuel-How-much-did-this-young-man-improve?page=2

Factor in I'm 5ft 7 as well. Legit I've only seen one person worse off on the forum so far. It's over.

you're not as bad as FACEandLMS sorry

 

[CopingGymcel]

I would have to change my entire life.

- Less incels.is shift posting

- Less alone time

- Would have to get friends to not look like a complete loser

- Would have to keep my apartment much cleaner

- I would have to get over my fear of intimacy

One thing I wouldn't change would be my workouts. No way I'm going to get eaten up by a gains goblin.

 

[VLÖ]

you're not as bad as FACEandLMS sorry

He's really tall though.

 

[NekoStance]

you're not as bad as FACEandLMS sorry

He's really tall though.

that's literally the only thing he has

 

[itsOVER]

you're not as bad as FACEandLMS sorry

Pretty worthless prediction without pics, no?

 

[Deleted member 306]

Absolutely nothing. Changing anything might result in her leaving me.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

My face.