NoFap is real guys. I remember going on NoFap for about 1 month, and by day 5 I was already feeling a lot more energetic/healthy, and just between you and me the ladies were giving me a lot more glances too, hehehe.
However, things started to get strange around day 15... I was noticing strange happenings around me; doors seemingly closing when I wanted them to, food that I wanted to eat strangely appearing in my fridge, and I was left wondering WTF was going on?
By day 25 I realized it was me causing the changes. I realized I had gained reality warping powers thanks to NoFap. So I did what any incel would do, I conjured up my perfect dream girl with my newly founded powers. As I was stroking myself getting ready to finally ascend with my perfect dream girl I accidentally came. That's when all of reality shattered, and like a cool morning mist my perfect dream girl faded away.
You see, when I came I technically fapped, and so my powers went away. I still try and achieve those heights through NoFap, but I can't go 5 days without gooning now.