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I hate coming of age movies. I've watched too many of them.
I was thinking of this movie that pissed me off. It's called ''Adventureland.'' In it this geeky character is starting a romantic relationship with a girl, that is drawn out and kind of sweet. Then it's revealed she's been fucking Ryan Reynolds this whole time. Somehow the movie portrays this cheating as morally neutral, and reacting to it badly as emotionally immature. This girl and the geeky guy meet up a few months in the future, and have sex. I guess what pisses me off is that the movie makes it seem like the geeky guy has to 'grow up' to be able to have a relationship with a girl who cheated on him.
Oh, and that ''Manchester by the Sea'' movie. In it we are supposed to be all sad because Chad's dad died. But I couldn't concentrate on that because he had two girlfriends, and not only that but there is a scene were he goes out of his way to shit on an ugly kid to assert his dominance! And the girl makes the "oh no, don't do that" but of course she really loves it and fucks him later.
''Funny People.'' Seth Rogen has a crush on this girl, and they start to form a relationship. Then she fucks Seth's room-mate, and later becomes mature enough to start dating her (the implication being that the sex with the room-mate was a one-night stand and didn't mean anything, therefor he shouldn't let it get in the way of a 'real' relationship).
Ugh, and the worst... "Murder by Numbers". This movie is about two guys in high-school, one guy a Chad the other an ugly loser. Taking advantage of the fact that no one knows they are friends with each other, they form a plan to kill someone without getting caught. But things stall when the ugly loser guy starts to get feelings for this fat nerdy girl. Chad sees this as a possible hindrance to their killing plans, so he picks up this girl in his cool car, then takes her to his home and fucks her. He secretly films it, and then shows the film to the loser guy (so he will lose hope of having happiness). Anyway, later the ugly guy reconciles with the ugly girl, and he's all ready to start something with her although she blatantly showed she would dump him for Chad in an instant (in her words "He (Chad) used us both.") (Keep in mind she has fucked Chad, but not even kissed ugly nerd guy). To top it off, at the end Sandra Bullock lies to nerd loser guy to get him to confess to the murder, and she cruelly sends him away to rot in prison. The part that pisses me off the most is when Chad picks up the ugly girl he is blaring Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast", and now I can't listen to that song without becoming enraged.
TL/DR: All coming-of-age movies piss me off so goddamn badly, and in movies like ''Manchester by the Sea'' and ''Funny People'' they sneak that shit in. Seeing kids fuck in movies makes me mad because I never had those experiences, and seeing a guy become ''mature enough'' to be comfortable getting cuckolded sickens me.
Does anyone else lose their shit when they see 'teenage romance' in movies?
I was thinking of this movie that pissed me off. It's called ''Adventureland.'' In it this geeky character is starting a romantic relationship with a girl, that is drawn out and kind of sweet. Then it's revealed she's been fucking Ryan Reynolds this whole time. Somehow the movie portrays this cheating as morally neutral, and reacting to it badly as emotionally immature. This girl and the geeky guy meet up a few months in the future, and have sex. I guess what pisses me off is that the movie makes it seem like the geeky guy has to 'grow up' to be able to have a relationship with a girl who cheated on him.
Oh, and that ''Manchester by the Sea'' movie. In it we are supposed to be all sad because Chad's dad died. But I couldn't concentrate on that because he had two girlfriends, and not only that but there is a scene were he goes out of his way to shit on an ugly kid to assert his dominance! And the girl makes the "oh no, don't do that" but of course she really loves it and fucks him later.
''Funny People.'' Seth Rogen has a crush on this girl, and they start to form a relationship. Then she fucks Seth's room-mate, and later becomes mature enough to start dating her (the implication being that the sex with the room-mate was a one-night stand and didn't mean anything, therefor he shouldn't let it get in the way of a 'real' relationship).
Ugh, and the worst... "Murder by Numbers". This movie is about two guys in high-school, one guy a Chad the other an ugly loser. Taking advantage of the fact that no one knows they are friends with each other, they form a plan to kill someone without getting caught. But things stall when the ugly loser guy starts to get feelings for this fat nerdy girl. Chad sees this as a possible hindrance to their killing plans, so he picks up this girl in his cool car, then takes her to his home and fucks her. He secretly films it, and then shows the film to the loser guy (so he will lose hope of having happiness). Anyway, later the ugly guy reconciles with the ugly girl, and he's all ready to start something with her although she blatantly showed she would dump him for Chad in an instant (in her words "He (Chad) used us both.") (Keep in mind she has fucked Chad, but not even kissed ugly nerd guy). To top it off, at the end Sandra Bullock lies to nerd loser guy to get him to confess to the murder, and she cruelly sends him away to rot in prison. The part that pisses me off the most is when Chad picks up the ugly girl he is blaring Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast", and now I can't listen to that song without becoming enraged.
TL/DR: All coming-of-age movies piss me off so goddamn badly, and in movies like ''Manchester by the Sea'' and ''Funny People'' they sneak that shit in. Seeing kids fuck in movies makes me mad because I never had those experiences, and seeing a guy become ''mature enough'' to be comfortable getting cuckolded sickens me.
Does anyone else lose their shit when they see 'teenage romance' in movies?