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Discussion Cold Approaching Grannies

HarryDresden

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Is this a useful attempt at getting sex? What are the theories?
 
Is this a useful attempt at getting sex? What are the theories?
@chudur-budur
 
Just cold approach a 98 year old toilet who has 20+ body counts theory
 
Please try it and upload it here
 
Be careful, or her geriatric husband might beat you with his cane! :worryfeels:
 
No, bad idea. Better make a personal dating add, old women are only desperate enough to use it.
 
No, bad idea. Better make a personal dating add, old women are only desperate enough to use it.
Lol make a profile online that says old ladies only ?
 
Lol make a profile online that says old ladies only ?
Yeah, it might work. If some older women browse that it means shes already interested in getting fucked by a younger guy.
 
Be careful, or her geriatric husband might beat you with his cane! :worryfeels:
:feelskek:
also op I get being desperate but don’t be so far gone as to actually want to:feelswhat:
 
Is this a useful attempt at getting sex? What are the theories?
giga retarded idea. Better off escort Maxx or betabuxx or go Islam Maxx and get mail order whore
 
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Where do you cold approach them? Walk into a retirement home and start knocking on apartment doors?
 
nigga taking the chudur-budurpill I see
 
What
 
What in the hell is this pill lol?
@chudur-budur was a user who advocated for fucking grannies in order to ascend and thus having sex with extremely old women was known as the chudur-budurpill. He was before my time so I'm not sure about all the details but that's what I've been told.
 
The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit.
 
Its over for grannycel
Lol :feelskek:
@chudur-budur was a user who advocated for fucking grannies in order to ascend and thus having sex with extremely old women was known as the chudur-budurpill. He was before my time so I'm not sure about all the details but that's what I've been told.
wow. I mean does a blowjob count as ascension?
 
The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit.
any free and consensual sexual act with a women is ascension.
Why do you ask?:feelssus:
Because I thought ascension was only sex, but that’s not the definition of ascension. Ascension is the act of a women wanting to pleasure you sexually freely and willfully. Escorting does not count as true ascension but it counts as sex
 
tell them to get the booster injections so they age faster
 
Chad Only, even Fermented Pussy.
 
If you succeed, will you come back here and tell how it was?
Maybe i'll do the same.
 
dusty old pussy is still pussy
 
I tried this years ago and failed. They only saw me and treated me as the 'nice young boy next door' type. They saw me as a potential caretaker. I never tried the dating app route, just cold approach at breakfast diners like Denny's, Chik-fil-a, white trash bar and grills, Golden Coral buffets and local truck stop diners.
 
I tried this years ago and failed. They only saw me and treated me as the 'nice young boy next door' type. They saw me as a potential caretaker. I never tried the dating app route, just cold approach at breakfast diners like Denny's, Chik-fil-a, white trash bar and grills, Golden Coral buffets and local truck stop diners.
Holy shit yeah that’s what they see me as.
 

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