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TheRealChincel

TheRealChincel

Voidcel: Friendless Truecel
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Normie: His social skills are why he’s incel.

Translation: His small skull is why he’s incel.

Normie: The guy’s pretty cool but he really lacks confidence.

Translation: The guy’s pretty cool but he really lacks a chin.

Normie: It’s a shame you can’t get girls, you’re such a nice guy!

Translation: It’s a shame you can’t get girls, you’re too narrow!
 
Normie: His social skills are why he’s incel.

Translation: His height, face and baldness is why he’s incel.

Normie: The guy’s pretty cool but he really lacks confidence.

Translation: The guy’s pretty cool but he really lacks hair, height and a good face.

Normie: It’s a shame you can’t get girls, you’re such a nice guy!

Translation: It’s a shame you can’t get girls, you’re too short, bald and ugly.
 
Normie: He could really score girls if he would just be himself.

Translation: He could really score girls if he didn't have a recessed maxilla.


Normie: He just needs to be funny and the girls will come.

Translation: He just needs protruded lateral orbital rims and the girls will come.
 
Normie F: He's a nice guy.
Translation: He is ugly.
Normie F: He should dress better.
Translation: he is ugly.
Normie F: I see him as a friend.
Translation: He is ugly.
Normie F: I see him as a brother.
Translation: Even if he was the last man in the universe and humanity needed to be repopulated I will not get laid with him.
 
Normie F: He's a nice guy.
Translation: He is ugly.
Normie F: He should dress better.
Translation: he is ugly.
Normie F: I see him as a friend.
Translation: He is ugly.
Normie F: I see him as a brother.
Translation: Even if he was the last man in the universe and humanity needed to be repopulated I will not get laid with him.
Kek so true
 

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