COACHELLA is for degenerates

[Cleftcel]

Stephen Paddocks original target was a normie music festival.

 

[VincentVanCope]

why is it so popular?

Because Chads want to fuck Stacies, Beckies and Roasties. Stacies, Beckies and Roasties want to fuck Chad. And Beta Orbiters want to... well, Beta Orbiters are gonna orbit.

 

[Colly]

It's where everyone congregates and pretends to like the music. The Chads go to fuck anything that moves. The Stacies, Beckies and Roasties go to get fucked by Chad. The Betas go to orbit their oneitises and stand around doing jack shit.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

Didn't even know what this was but I kept hearing shit about it. @SaintMarcLepine where is that firetruck full of acid when you need one? @7339er

Imagine if there was another Stephen Paddock to sort things out.

 

[Deleted member 279]

Didn't even know what this was but I kept hearing shit about it. @SaintMarcLepine where is that firetruck full of acid when you need one? @7339er

We need one of those planes they use for putting out forest fires, fill it up with acid and HIV needles and all kinds of shit an drop it the second the beat drops.

 

[Adamski]

I despise festivals so much. All I can think about when I see videos from them, is how glorious it would be for a tactical nuke to hit the crowd.

 

[IronMike]

Hey all, in this video, she and her friend are ubering to Coachella, which was at least a 3 hour drive....Imagine the cost of a 3 hour uber....Anyway, just click play on this video and watch as she and her friend laugh at their ethnic uber driver. It will start at the exact spot.

 

[BKing]

Disgusting

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

I hope someone shows up at the party with good mannERs