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anincelforlifelol
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So I immediately think "Oh shit. That cute 5/10 girl wants my number? Holy fuck. Is this actually happening? Will I actually leave inceldom?"
LEL NOPE
While I was all giddy telling my co-worker, "Yeah man give her my number". During my break I took out my phone and saw that she texted me. I couldn't believe this was happening. A girl possibly showing interest in me?
Her: Hey
Me: Hey
Her: So I was wondering if you wanted to switch schedules with me for a day? You work my off day, and I'll work your off day
Me:
I was so distraught over this shit. I knew I didn't have any plans for the day she wants me to work because I'm an utter subhuman, but you know what? Fuck this. I'm not going to be a fucking beta orbiter.
Me: No.
She never responds
Just lol at the life of an incel. It's over.
LEL NOPE
While I was all giddy telling my co-worker, "Yeah man give her my number". During my break I took out my phone and saw that she texted me. I couldn't believe this was happening. A girl possibly showing interest in me?
Her: Hey
Me: Hey
Her: So I was wondering if you wanted to switch schedules with me for a day? You work my off day, and I'll work your off day
Me:
I was so distraught over this shit. I knew I didn't have any plans for the day she wants me to work because I'm an utter subhuman, but you know what? Fuck this. I'm not going to be a fucking beta orbiter.
Me: No.
She never responds
Just lol at the life of an incel. It's over.