Serious Closest I've gotten to a girl was last week in BJJ class

[janoycresva]

Ok so I'm at BJJ for a free trial class, I entered the bathroom to evacuate my bowels before rolling. The bathroom is structured in a strange way, essentially, there's a main hand washing area and then there's two toilets with open doors right next to each (one door says "woman" and the other says "man"). I really needed to shit and the male bathroom was being used, thus I entered the femoid one. I took an extremely smelly shit and in the middle of it, a femoid was knocking on the door to enter. I came out and she gave me a closed mouth smile.

After practice, we were supposed to go around in line grabbing each others forearms and leaning in for a mini-hug (because we're family lol). There were two girls in the class and both gave me disgusted/creeped out looks when I leaned in for the semi-hug. Almost as if they weren't expecting it. The one that smelled my shit was probably extremely disgusted.

I won't be going back.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

You went to a blowjob class?

 

[FlyFace]

You went to a blowjob class?

Brazilian Jujitsu. BJJ.

 

[Angry_runt]

Who takes a shit anywhere but their home?

 

[janoycresva]

Who takes a shit anywhere but their home?

i take shits in public places the majority of the time

 

[Deleted member 14577]

i take shits in public places the majority of the time

Right in the middle of town square like a true chad

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

After practice, we were supposed to go around in line grabbing each others forearms and leaning in for a mini-hug (because we're family lol).

that is queerest fucking shit i ever read on this forum

 

[TheOnlyWei]

If you like the class, continue. Don't let the foids distract you.

 

[San Salvador]

that is queerest fucking shit i ever read on this forum

@janoycresva unironically seems pretty homosexual to me, tbh.

 

[janoycresva]

If you like the class, continue. Don't let the foids distract you.

good advice but nah, it was a shit school

 

[StaroRavager]

Who takes a shit anywhere but their home?

Grown men

 

[nxdismycope]

lmao. i hope u didnt flush, let that bitch clean ur shit

 

[NEETAndTidy]

BJJ is a great workout bro. Keep going. And keep taking smelly shits.

 

[Villain]

BJJ is for chad... boxing is for real action.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

BJJ is for chad... boxing is for real action.

boxing lacks footwork in terms of taking your opponent down, though. its watered down.

 

[janoycresva]

BJJ is a great workout bro. Keep going. And keep taking smelly shits.

it's fun but that particular school was crap for $180 a month

BJJ is for chad... boxing is for real action.

brain damage, plus I'd reckon that any BJJ blue belt can beat someone whos been boxing for 2 years.

 

[Villain]

brain damage, plus I'd reckon that any BJJ blue belt can beat someone whos been boxing for 2 years.

you never know what would happen in fight..a boxer who doesn't play dirty might be in the disadvantage yeah

 

[Deleted member 5861]

JFL

 

[NocturnalDecay]

BJJ while effective is still pretty gay to be honest. You have guys putting their nutsack in your face and other unwanted contact throughout the class.

 

[narcissist]

Who takes a shit anywhere but their home?

Alpha males

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I've been doing BJJ for a few years, and if you liked it for other than what those foids did then you should really keep going or at least give it a little more time. You'll make good friends, get in shape, and learn how to kick Chad's ass. I've had problems with foids at my gym but I didn't let that stop me. If that one with the bathroom was a white belt, then there's a good chance she'll be gone before too long. If you give up then the foids win

 

[Cuyen]

You went to a blowjob class?

 

[Handflappingcel]

Ok so I'm at BJJ for a free trial class, I entered the bathroom to evacuate my bowels before rolling. The bathroom is structured in a strange way, essentially, there's a main hand washing area and then there's two toilets with open doors right next to each (one door says "woman" and the other says "man"). I really needed to shit and the male bathroom was being used, thus I entered the femoid one. I took an extremely smelly shit and in the middle of it, a femoid was knocking on the door to enter. I came out and she gave me a closed mouth smile.

After practice, we were supposed to go around in line grabbing each others forearms and leaning in for a mini-hug (because we're family lol). There were two girls in the class and both gave me disgusted/creeped out looks when I leaned in for the semi-hug. Almost as if they weren't expecting it. The one that smelled my shit was probably extremely disgusted.

I won't be going back.

Shit like this is what makes me think 50% of you are larping sadists. We're awkward...not fucking savages smh

 

[Mainländer]

Just break her joints theory.