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PPEcel

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im in the midst of my biggest escortcelling binge so far

maybe its the fact that im done with all my coursework this academic year and the fact that i was locked down for months while i was studymax but now that i have so much free time im walking aroud because im tired of staying home 24/7 and there was a mini heat wave earlier this week and there were so many skinny foids wearing tiny shorts and sandals.

i swear june isnt suppose to be this hot usually why is it so fucking hot. i meaan it started raining today which is amazing but still

so yeah the weather is hot and it sucks and for this month ive had a really high sex drive and i havnt been this constantly horny since i was 15

im going to pour myself another drink

also right now i really want to wack my dick but i have a booking scheduled for tonight that i dont want to cancel so im really trying to ignore the urge even though holy shit i really need to nut

they really need to fix this climate change shit just so foids arent walking around with bare ankles, global cooling would be based
 
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chad only boyo:cryfeels:
 
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how much are you paying for a fuck?
 
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hope you get std and your penis rot,thus need to be amputated
 
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PPEcel said:
also right now i really want to wack my dick but i have a booking scheduled for tonight that i dont want to cancel so im really trying to ignore the urge even though holy shit i really need to nut
Bookings are what ruin escortceling to me. It's too artificial. A red light district would solve that problem.
PPEcel said:
they really need to fix this climate change shit just so foids arent walking around with bare ankles, global cooling would be based
Not real.
 
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BodyFat10orRope said:
Bookings are what ruin escortceling to me. It's too artificial. A red light district would solve that problem.

yeah I usually only book up to 1-2 hours in advance because most of the time its an impulsive decision so all i do is text the agency, take a shower and then call an uber

but last night I was also horny and wanted to see this particular foid so booked her
 
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PPEcel said:
£250-400ph
wow i thought my country was expensive, BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM for the entire engagement surely?
 
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I hope climate change gets solved, because the place i live didnt saw any snow in winter and weather is hotter then usual so it makes my balls stick to my leg while wearing pants.
"You are a jew globalist reee climate change isnt real :soy::soy::soy:"
 
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Flexico said:
wow i thought my country was expensive, BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM for the entire engagement surely?
no bareback vaginal sex

dont be stupid

last thing i need is an std on top of being chronically ugly

but yes i can nut in their mouths
 
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Can you pm me some pics of these escorts you're fucking so I can compare them to the cheap ones I'm visiting
 
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PPEcel said:
no bareback vaginal sex

dont be stupid

last thing i need is an std on top of being chronically ugly

but yes i can nut in their mouths
True, each to their own atleast you can nut in their mouths. For me it's worth the risk of STD gotta make use of my jewed dick one of the only benefits is that it reduces STD risk by a big amount.
 
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PPEcel said:
but yes i can nut in their mouths
They swallow or spit? :feelswhere:
 
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I also get horny a lot more often when I start to walk more often outside. The foids are dressed really nicely and my libido has become stronger than it ever was during the lockdown. I had to jerk off early this morning so I won't lose control of myself during the day.

Are you living in a place where escortceling is legal? I mentioned before that I was worried about STD. Another thing that I worry about just as much is how to efficiently find legit (in the sense that it's not a scam) local whores..
 
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PPEcel said:
£250-400ph
ph = per hour?

How much have you spend on this particular binge? And all using the money from your parents?

How much money do you use in a month, including everything (housing, food, escorts, education, taxis (why don't you have an own car?), eating in restaurants...)?

And you still don't have a job? Do you have student debt?

My parents have never given me any money.

How did your parents become so fabulously rich?
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
ph = per hour?

How much have you spend on this particular binge? And all using the money from your parents?

How much money do you use in a month, including everything (housing, food, escorts, education, taxis (why don't you have an own car?), eating in restaurants...)?

And you still don't have a job? Do you have student debt?

My parents have never given me any money.

How did your parents become so fabulously rich?

I don't know how much I spend. No, I don't have any student debt because my parents paid for it. No housing expenses because my parents own a few homes and it wouldn't make sense to not live in an otherwise empty property.

I haven't really spent that much this year because of covid lockdowns and shit, I am splurging a little bit this month just cuz.

Wageslaving and investing.
 
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PPEcel said:
I don't know how much I spend. No, I don't have any student debt because my parents paid for it. No housing expenses because my parents own a few homes and it wouldn't make sense to not live in an otherwise empty property.

I haven't really spent that much this year because of covid lockdowns and shit, I am splurging a little bit this month just cuz.

Wageslaving and investing.
So you got a job? High-paying or not?

Why don't your parents rent the emply houses? WTF?!

How many escorts did you visit this month?

EDIT: so your parents got rich by wageslaving? Hard to believe that one can get so rich by honest work. To own multiple properties in London and rich enough to keep them empty etc.
 
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PPEcel said:
£250-400ph
400 British pounds? That's like 460€ or 550$. How the hell can you afford a minimal wage of a 2nd world Euro country for a piece of ass? What kind of job do you do? Why aren't you traveling to Poland or Ukraine for cheaper sex?
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
So you got a job? High-paying or not?

Why don't your parents rent the emply houses? WTF?!

How many escorts did you visit this month?

EDIT: so your parents got rich by wageslaving? Hard to believe that one can get so rich by honest work. To own multiple properties in London and rich enough to keep them empty etc.
no just one home in london

no im still a studentcel

ive seen 3 escorts this month but on 9 occasions i think

like i said its not usual, im in the midst of a binge ive seen more just this month than in the previous 8 months combned


BladingEagle said:
400 British pounds? That's like 460€ or 550$. How the hell can you afford a minimal wage of a 2nd world Euro country for a piece of ass? What kind of job do you do? Why aren't you traveling to Poland or Ukraine for cheaper sex?
because i dont want to fly internationally every time i want sex duh
 
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PPEcel said:
no just one home in london

no im still a studentcel

ive seen 3 escorts this month but on 9 occasions i think

like i said its not usual, im in the midst of a binge ive seen more just this month than in the previous 8 months combned



because i dont want to fly internationally every time i want sex duh
You didn't answer me. How the hell can you afford 9 escorts a month? thats's over 2000€ even if they are cheap whores. Where are you pulling such an income from?
 
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BladingEagle said:
You didn't answer me. How the hell can you afford 9 escorts a month? thats's over 2000€ even if they are cheap whores. Where are you pulling such an income from?

I don't usually see 9 a month as I said. My pattern is to go on a binge where I see 3-6 within a month and then take a break for several months (usually during term-time, though maybe I'll see 1 during the break) and then go on another binge. Though this binge is a pretty big one.

I don't know? My parents just give me money every now and then and I haven't really gotten too many opportunities to spend it since I was shut in with lockdowns, though I did flout lockdown a couple times when I was really desperate, and when lockdown ended in April I had coursework to deal with for a month or two.
 
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Yea seeing so many skinny and fit foids wearing short shorts and tank tops is suifuel nowadays.

Also I've said this before but the risk of getting herpes is too much for me. I hate the days of deep anxiety and depression following a visit to a whore. You can still get herpes with protection as the condom doesn't cover the thighs or groin area. I'm just done with escortmaxxing altogether.

The whore doesn't even need an outbreak. She can still shed the virus.

Even with gene therapy coming within this decade, from what I've read, I don't think it can fully cure the virus.
 
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starcrapoo said:
Yea seeing so many skinny and fit foids wearing short shorts and tank tops is suifuel nowadays.

Also I've said this before but the risk of getting herpes is too much for me. I hate the days of deep anxiety and depression following a visit to a whore. You can still get herpes with protection as the condom doesn't cover the thighs or groin area. I'm just done with escortmaxxing altogether.

The whore doesn't even need an outbreak. She can still shed the virus.

Even with gene therapy coming within this decade, from what I've read, I don't think it can fully cure the virus.
My god don't be such a fucking baby
 

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