My room is messy as fuck, there are plastic bags all over the floor that I use for trash, my table has a fuck ton of items on it. My mom comes in "You need to clean this, it can't be this way" and she starts throwing a temper tantrum until I do it.
But it literally becomes more disorganized when clean. When it's messy, I know exactly where everything is, I let the item sit in the place where it's sitting because that's where I want it to be. Why should the table next to my bed be empty, what's the point of owning a table then?
Yes mom, I think cleaning piss stains off the toilet where I'm gonna piss again in 2 hours is a genius idea! Douse me in all the chemicals!
Yes mom, I think collecting all the 5cm long branches from the backyard and throwing them out is a genius idea! Perhaps I should also vacuum the backyard! There's dirt everywhere!
Yes mom, I think scraping the oven with a wire brush and your DIY AI generated chemical concoction for 90minutes in 35c weather is a genius idea! It's not like the next time you use the oven the grease stains will reappear!
What bothers me more than the fact that I need to clean like some low iq retard is that my mom is lazy af and she is so adamant that WE HAVE TO CLEAN, BECAUSE UHHH EVERYONE DOES IT. But there is no WE. What she means is I have to clean. Too bad that she's an agressive narcissist and I'm a submissive whipped dog so I do it every time she asks me to.
But it literally becomes more disorganized when clean. When it's messy, I know exactly where everything is, I let the item sit in the place where it's sitting because that's where I want it to be. Why should the table next to my bed be empty, what's the point of owning a table then?
Yes mom, I think cleaning piss stains off the toilet where I'm gonna piss again in 2 hours is a genius idea! Douse me in all the chemicals!
Yes mom, I think collecting all the 5cm long branches from the backyard and throwing them out is a genius idea! Perhaps I should also vacuum the backyard! There's dirt everywhere!
Yes mom, I think scraping the oven with a wire brush and your DIY AI generated chemical concoction for 90minutes in 35c weather is a genius idea! It's not like the next time you use the oven the grease stains will reappear!
What bothers me more than the fact that I need to clean like some low iq retard is that my mom is lazy af and she is so adamant that WE HAVE TO CLEAN, BECAUSE UHHH EVERYONE DOES IT. But there is no WE. What she means is I have to clean. Too bad that she's an agressive narcissist and I'm a submissive whipped dog so I do it every time she asks me to.
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