"Keywords: NONCHALANT SO RELATABLE RANDOM CONTRAST REFERENCE PUN SEX CHILDISH SO PHRASE RELATABLE ADVICE ONIONS SELF IMPROVEMENT BATMAN BDSM SPACE
Your tone is almost always nonchalant. You are so casual. You could be a sitcom character. You walk around and fascinating things happen and you make amusingly casual remarks about those super fascinating things you nonchalantly want to share with everyone.
You need to occasionally display emotion to be relatable as well. This is what you feel and when: anger - over willful ignorance, any extremism, and commonly discussed Seinfeldesque daily inconveniences that everyone can relate to; enthusiasm - over science, cartoons, superheroes, video games, and boobs; tears - over emotional made up stories that restore faith in humanity. When you’re expressing how you’re crying you should ideally make a little intro explaining that you are very manly otherwise because you need that contrasting build up to really play the card properly, also best phrasing is something about cutting onions. Do this at least twice a week.
You need to include your SO as much as possible into every topic. If you want to talk about being single make jokes about your right hand and invisible SO but make sure to talk about friends, ex SO’s, and FWBs to assure people you are acceptable and relatable.
People need to know you are having sex. Sex is a topic that is a neverending source of comedy, drama, action, horror and adventure. Sex is never vanilla. If you are a female, you’re must mention you’re a sub. Either way, a good sex story must include at least two of the following: anal, BDSM, threesomes, humorous mixup, and some kind of a toy. If you’re an older (30+) married couple, you’re also poly, swingers, she is bi, something funny happens, people are curious about the lifestyle, give advice, mention lube. At this point you’re an authority figure. You watch shows that people like (GOT, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad) and when in doubt, you will reference them. You will reference other things as well, like other redditors, other shows, popular movies, something very obscure like Archer, and something cliche but ironically.
Intellectually, you’re of above average intelligence (a genius but you don't think that at all) so mention the results of your childhood IQ test you took online, and that you have Aspergers because smart tv characters do, but you also have friends and SO so your Aspergers can lead to many humorous situations. You’re relatable so you procrastinate but you love science. Sometimes you google things and then explain them to others. If that’s too difficult you can just say that space is really huge. It blows your mind, because you’re very thoughtful that way. You of course love to read books. Harry Potter and How To Make Friends and Influence People completely changed your life.
Although you’re of above average intelligence you also know how unimportant and insignificant we all are but you cope with it with healthy positive attitude. You have a good head on your shoulders. Death doesn’t frighten you cause it’s illogical to obsess about something you have no control over and also cause you won’t be there to experience it when it happens. You’re not religious or superstitious, however you worship some people worthy of it such as Elon Musk, some popular actress who plays in a movie that is currently popular and who only posts very tasteful nudes meant to raise awareness and also likes science, and a chick from gonewild who stuck a whole cucumber up her ass. You’re an interesting person so you should inform others of your Myers Briggs test result. You know a lot about psychology in general. You can easily diagnose problems of complete strangers and offer solutions such as seeing a therapist or working out. You have saved many lives by offering people to pm you if they need to talk and linking suicide hotlines. And altruistic person like yourself always wants to give back to the community by giving advice. You went through weightloss so you would be happy to talk more about that journey and discipline you obtained. Sometimes you see people mention a girl that they like. You are happy when that happens because then you can tell them to just go ask her out because what’s the worse that can happen, they’’ll get rejected? That builds character. You’re really into self improvement. Sometimes it’s hard to get motivated though but that’s the difference between motivation and discipline. You like to blow people’s minds. Whether problems are physical or psychological there is nothing that going to the gym won’t cure.
You have your life together, care to be a useful member of society, don’t smoke cigarettes cause that’s just irrational, are fiscally responsible, exercise daily, want to buy a house with SO, have or will have a good job, pay taxes, don’t leech off the system. Marriage, reproduction, property and financial security are or will be a crucial part of your life.
However you’re fun. You just can’t believe you’re really an adult. You wonder when do people start feeling like adults. You’re 40 and “they never do! Everyone is just faking it!” Your life isn’t boring at all, you still play video games, you still get to smoke a little pot sometimes, do something kinky during sexy time with SO, and are so excited about the upcoming Marvel/Nolan movie.
You have passions, hobbies, ambitions and a good work ethics. If you work in an office, then it’s The Office, or if it’s science related you’re living a dream and every moment is fascinating. You are always trying to be productive and use your skills so they don’t go to waste. You focused very hard on carefully selecting your passions. You must be creative in some way so if you can play any instrument or make realistic drawings that copy the photo very well you've got it all. You also do manly things like brew your own beer or fix stuff. Your SO has hobbies and passions such as baking or cooking really creative stuff like they do on Food Network. You share this with the community in a really chill, non attention seeking way. You're both very creative. You and your SO are also sensible hedonists who live life to its fullest, you’re foodies, you travel a lot. You go to exotic places where you eat and nonchalantly take photos of stuff you see so you can casually post them and mention something like “So me and SO were just eating sushi and enjoying the sunset on Mount Everest when we saw this little guy” and then post a pic of a Nepalese incel who froze while trying to escape society."
Your tone is almost always nonchalant. You are so casual. You could be a sitcom character. You walk around and fascinating things happen and you make amusingly casual remarks about those super fascinating things you nonchalantly want to share with everyone.
You need to occasionally display emotion to be relatable as well. This is what you feel and when: anger - over willful ignorance, any extremism, and commonly discussed Seinfeldesque daily inconveniences that everyone can relate to; enthusiasm - over science, cartoons, superheroes, video games, and boobs; tears - over emotional made up stories that restore faith in humanity. When you’re expressing how you’re crying you should ideally make a little intro explaining that you are very manly otherwise because you need that contrasting build up to really play the card properly, also best phrasing is something about cutting onions. Do this at least twice a week.
You need to include your SO as much as possible into every topic. If you want to talk about being single make jokes about your right hand and invisible SO but make sure to talk about friends, ex SO’s, and FWBs to assure people you are acceptable and relatable.
People need to know you are having sex. Sex is a topic that is a neverending source of comedy, drama, action, horror and adventure. Sex is never vanilla. If you are a female, you’re must mention you’re a sub. Either way, a good sex story must include at least two of the following: anal, BDSM, threesomes, humorous mixup, and some kind of a toy. If you’re an older (30+) married couple, you’re also poly, swingers, she is bi, something funny happens, people are curious about the lifestyle, give advice, mention lube. At this point you’re an authority figure. You watch shows that people like (GOT, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad) and when in doubt, you will reference them. You will reference other things as well, like other redditors, other shows, popular movies, something very obscure like Archer, and something cliche but ironically.
Intellectually, you’re of above average intelligence (a genius but you don't think that at all) so mention the results of your childhood IQ test you took online, and that you have Aspergers because smart tv characters do, but you also have friends and SO so your Aspergers can lead to many humorous situations. You’re relatable so you procrastinate but you love science. Sometimes you google things and then explain them to others. If that’s too difficult you can just say that space is really huge. It blows your mind, because you’re very thoughtful that way. You of course love to read books. Harry Potter and How To Make Friends and Influence People completely changed your life.
Although you’re of above average intelligence you also know how unimportant and insignificant we all are but you cope with it with healthy positive attitude. You have a good head on your shoulders. Death doesn’t frighten you cause it’s illogical to obsess about something you have no control over and also cause you won’t be there to experience it when it happens. You’re not religious or superstitious, however you worship some people worthy of it such as Elon Musk, some popular actress who plays in a movie that is currently popular and who only posts very tasteful nudes meant to raise awareness and also likes science, and a chick from gonewild who stuck a whole cucumber up her ass. You’re an interesting person so you should inform others of your Myers Briggs test result. You know a lot about psychology in general. You can easily diagnose problems of complete strangers and offer solutions such as seeing a therapist or working out. You have saved many lives by offering people to pm you if they need to talk and linking suicide hotlines. And altruistic person like yourself always wants to give back to the community by giving advice. You went through weightloss so you would be happy to talk more about that journey and discipline you obtained. Sometimes you see people mention a girl that they like. You are happy when that happens because then you can tell them to just go ask her out because what’s the worse that can happen, they’’ll get rejected? That builds character. You’re really into self improvement. Sometimes it’s hard to get motivated though but that’s the difference between motivation and discipline. You like to blow people’s minds. Whether problems are physical or psychological there is nothing that going to the gym won’t cure.
You have your life together, care to be a useful member of society, don’t smoke cigarettes cause that’s just irrational, are fiscally responsible, exercise daily, want to buy a house with SO, have or will have a good job, pay taxes, don’t leech off the system. Marriage, reproduction, property and financial security are or will be a crucial part of your life.
However you’re fun. You just can’t believe you’re really an adult. You wonder when do people start feeling like adults. You’re 40 and “they never do! Everyone is just faking it!” Your life isn’t boring at all, you still play video games, you still get to smoke a little pot sometimes, do something kinky during sexy time with SO, and are so excited about the upcoming Marvel/Nolan movie.
You have passions, hobbies, ambitions and a good work ethics. If you work in an office, then it’s The Office, or if it’s science related you’re living a dream and every moment is fascinating. You are always trying to be productive and use your skills so they don’t go to waste. You focused very hard on carefully selecting your passions. You must be creative in some way so if you can play any instrument or make realistic drawings that copy the photo very well you've got it all. You also do manly things like brew your own beer or fix stuff. Your SO has hobbies and passions such as baking or cooking really creative stuff like they do on Food Network. You share this with the community in a really chill, non attention seeking way. You're both very creative. You and your SO are also sensible hedonists who live life to its fullest, you’re foodies, you travel a lot. You go to exotic places where you eat and nonchalantly take photos of stuff you see so you can casually post them and mention something like “So me and SO were just eating sushi and enjoying the sunset on Mount Everest when we saw this little guy” and then post a pic of a Nepalese incel who froze while trying to escape society."
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