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Serious [Christiantiancels Only] How To Get a Wife Through the Divine Power of God *if it’s in his will [Not A Joke]

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Non-Believers, atheists, agnostics and followers of false gods such as Allah and Buddha say the following couples are statistical anomalies or “plain out luck”.

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IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS LUCK.

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YOU WILL BE CASTED INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE IF YOU BELIEVE IN LUCK.

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“Luck” and “Coincidences” are satanic phrases made up to take away any glory to God, deny his existence, and give an illusional that he’s not in control of everything.

He’s the creator of this world/reality and his power knows no bounds. If you think he can’t send a wife your way, you are delusional and will probably burn in eternal hellfire for blaspheming his power, capabilities and influence on this world.

Listen to me, NOTHING good will happen to your life unless God allows it.

He’s not going to give you peace of mind, fulfilment, a foid, and a lovely wife if you’re not following his rules of life. Why would God bless you with ANYTHING if you’re:

Ignoring Him
Masturbating (sexual immorality)
Watching Porn
Using Curse Words
Lusting after Women
Slandering other people
Full of Hate
Not forgiving others
Using Drugs
Visiting Prostitutes
etc etc etc


In fact, he will actually make your life worse by blocking any chances of a relationship forming with a foid that doesn’t truly believe and follow him. He doesn’t want his believers coupling with non-believers…(these foids will make you stray further away from God and he doesn’t want that). These are biblical facts.

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YOU’RE NOT ENTITLED TO A WIFE IF YOU STRAIGHT OUT IGNORE HIM & HIS COMMANDMENTS.

If you follow ALL his rules and try your hardest… there will be many things that will go your way if it aligns with HIS will. You’re in a good position if you want a wife, because it actually does align with his desires:

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YOU CAN’T FOOL OR TRICK GOD.. HE’S ALL KNOWING AND OMNISCIENT

If you’re planning to pull a fast one on God and have pre-marital sex with “said foid” that he may send your way, he will read your mind + intentions and won’t send you anything. He will most likely punish you even more for trying to think you can fool him. He doesn’t help the wicked. You have to mentally think, promise, and accept it in your soul and to God that you will NOT touch this foid at all until you’re married.

And no.. he won’t send you a foid that will have a problem with celibacy before marriage. He’s not dumb.

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God has more capabilities than satan.. and most people know satan can quickly give you a ton of $$$ plus fame if you sell your soul to him. Jesus’s power trumps this but he will only help you if you walk the righteous path and listen to allllll his rules (no cherry picking!).

Note:
Going to church once a week and acting like a degenerate 6 days out of the week will get you NO WHERE with him.. Also, don’t expect to stick by his rules for a week or two and then expect a foid. You’re metaphorically spitting on his face by doing this. Jesus got whiplashed, pummeled, brutally beaten, and mocked and killed for you.. You need to first prove yourself to him and have patience as he had patience for you to get right with him.
 
Lol that's what I fucking exactly want tbh. No sex before marriage and marrying a virgin wife. The reason I'd want to sleep with her if by any said God's grace He sends me a chaste Christian girl is so she won't leave me for some exciting and wild chads
 
allah means god you brainlet I literally stopped reading after that JFL dumbass
 
Atheists BTFO
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Mudslimes BTFO
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Buddhists BTFO
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cope
if i ever meet god i will ER him ... probably a "her", now that i think about it.
 
I used to believe in those Christian fairy tales, now I only worship Lord Blackops2cel.
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Blackops2cel is my shepherd, I shall not rope.
 
":soy::soy::soy:Just believe in God bro, you'll get your virgin wife soon enough, I'm sure of it" - person who is still a virgin
What are you even doing here if you're so sure you'll get your virgin wife? Go pray and take a pilgrimage to Jerusalem instead of posting here.
I am talking about God of the Bible, not the Quran.
You mean Yawheh, god of the j*ws?
 
I am sure they got their girlfriends because they were goodboycels and not because they are rich or something.
 
Was Christian, and Jesus failed me. Thats not only reason why left christianity, but felt that christian way not good for me, as it leads to hard working and trying to get boring uninspring earthly life with ugly wifeoid at best. My way is more into Pure Land buddhism, finding good loli waifu for enlightenment
 
I am talking about God of the Bible, not the Quran.
God of the bible is also Allah same as Quran there is no difference same goes for Torah too every prophet's message was the same pure monotheism only worship to one god only , but christian understanding of God is very different tends to be more polytheist and also your people is abandoned your religion you are probably not even practising %10 of bible :feelskek::feelskek: so we muslims more clean and pure when its comes to monotheism and following God's message(religious texts) I'm saying those things just to make clear and end stupid evangelical false propaganda about us . We are worshipping god of Adam , noah , abraham , ishmael ,Isaac , jacob , josef , moses , solomon , jesus , muhammad only 1 message be truhfull pure monotheists and be prepared for judgement day that's it islam is not some kind of stupid arabic moon religion as evangelists say JFL
btw I already made same kind of post like this here but islamic one

https://incels.is/threads/i-started...n-in-this-timeline-of-peak-degeneracy.118369/
 
I am talking about God of the Bible, not the Quran.
I’m pretty sure the god worshipped by Islam, Judaism, and Christianity are all the same god, Yahweh. That’s why in the Quran, even though it advocated jihad “holy war” it states that Jews and Christians are the exceptions for this reason.
 
we're living in a cesspool of premarital sex though, that even alleged 'good girls' participate in through serial monogamy or just plain condom-fucking some asshole for 10 years before they marry him, no higher power seems to intervene to stop any of this from happening.
incels are just ugly and autistic, that's it.
 
Your god has left you to rot, yet you still worship him. If that ain't spiritual cuckoldry I don't know what is.
 
JFL at all people who dont realize this is satire mocking bluepilled christian boomers
 
MASSIVE POPE

This is the most retarded thread I've seen in a while :feelskek::feelskek:

Just lol at believing in a fictional entity, but fine; if it helps you cope then whatever. But saying you will ascend by believing in God is the biggest cope I've seen since @Hunter.

You've already committed countless sins anyway, and why are great sinners like dark trichad slayers??

Just loling at the sheer volume of pure high velocity copism seeping from your every pore.

Just cherrypick ugly guys with attractive females broo0000000!!!
Just lol
Do you think the guys got those birds because they prayed to God and did whatever cope you are saying (didn't read)? And why haven't you ascended, either?

I'm surprised morons like you still exist...
 
Thats foolish, even I whos grandparents where very conservative Christians disagree with you.

I dont know, but EVERY SINGLE religious foid I saw either got their husband through family links or he was a Church CHAD.


And I find it really unfair how all this pain is put upon me, for what cause? Why do I need to suffer this life while others roam free?
 
Lol :feelskek::feelskek:. I heard the same arguments from muslims as well ("Just believe in god and be faithfull bro"). "Statistical-Anomalities"?, Then tell me why did god created you ugly, to test you? (Yet again, I heard the same argument from muslims, "You are being tested bro!!! this is why you were created ugly!!!"). OP, if this is not satire then you are massively coping. Random out of context pictures of ugly men with women will not change my mind about the blackpill.
 
Yet again, I heard the same argument from muslims, "You are being tested bro!!! this is why you were created ugly!!!
Yeah, muslims are really big into the testing argument. My own mother used to tell me as a kid that disabled people are born as a test by god to see how humans would treat them.
 
Yeah, muslims are really big into the testing argument. My own mother used to tell me as a kid that disabled people are born as a test by god to see how humans would treat them.
All (((Abrahamic))) religions have the same coping mechanism "This happened to me for a reason/This is a test". Even Jews believe that they were banished from the holy land because they were not pious enough.
 
As a catholic I think the only way to end all of this degeneracy is to fight for our faith and destroy this degenerated world. God destroyed Sodome and Gomorrah and then the whole world with the flood for their degeneracy, he promised that he will never do that again until the end of times. I think it's our duty to start this revolution by ourselves, let's stop thinking about "giving the other cheek" and "loving our enemies" like fake "christians" does, neither letting ourselves be humiliated by "intellectuals, atheists or heretics". Jesus himself never let him be humilliated by the Pharisees, he confronted them. The essence of Christianism is the fight between espirituality and sin.

The Cristero militia was a good example of what I'm saying, they fought for their faith against the masonic Mexican goverment in those times where catholics were persecuted, we should do the same. The reason why muslims are expanding their religion and power in europe because they maintain their will to fight, their will to conquer and impose their religion among "infidels". If Christians recover their will to conquer and the will to spread the word of the Holy Bible, we might recover our power that we had under the Inquisition.

I think the goal of every christian should be that, instead of just praying waiting for help, God only will help you if you take the first steps.
 
we're living in a cesspool of premarital sex though, that even alleged 'good girls' participate in through serial monogamy or just plain condom-fucking some asshole for 10 years before they marry him, no higher power seems to intervene to stop any of this from happening.
incels are just ugly and autistic, that's it.
 

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