Christian foids

[Frenchnibba]

Imagine hating on short men your entire life and pulling up to heaven and realizing Jesus is 5'1 - 5'5. JFL

How Tall Was Jesus?

Though the Bible doesn’t mention his height, scholars and scientists estimate that Jesus’ height was about 5’1” to 5’5.” This estimate is based on average heights for men during the 1st century.

www.christianity.com

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

holy shit lifefuel for manlets. just son of god maxx

 

[LitVirgin]

Its actually crazy how much they obsess about height

 

[Deleted member 19971]

>he is alive and has ascended into heaven where he sits at the right hand of God.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Its actually crazy how much they obsess about height

it is a status thing and a cultural caveat made to have a thing women can judge men on but not vice versa. you cant judge some female for their weight even though its changeable unlike height

 

[Deleted member 23656]

The most uncomfortable truth that Christians don't want to face is Mary may not be so holy after all.

Mary had a virgin birth by God? What bs!

Couldn't it be she fucked some Chad and made all that shit up to save face?

I don't think this point gets brought up enough.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

The most uncomfortable truth that Christians don't want to face is Mary may not be so holy after all.

Mary had a virgin birth by God? What bs!

Couldn't it be she fucked some Chad and made all that shit up to save face?

I don't think this point gets brought up enough.

god impregnated her i believe it. Chad is god they say.

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

Couldn't it be she fucked some Chad and made all that shit up to save face?

Well all religions are made up of bullshit, but I get your point.

 

[Hell]

Wonder how many foids lost their faith after reading that article

 

[Words2_live_bye]

holy shit lifefuel for manlets. just son of god maxx

 

[Frenchnibba]

Wonder how many foids lost their faith after reading that article

" I dont know I just don't feel as strong as a connection with him now that I know he is 5'3" JFL. It's like vibing with someone in dms on tinder then pulling up to see them in real life and they blabber something about you being shorter then they expected.

 

[FukFeminism]

Jfl @ religion

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Imagine hating on short men your entire life and pulling up to heaven and realizing Jesus is 5'1 - 5'5. JFL

How Tall Was Jesus?

Though the Bible doesn’t mention his height, scholars and scientists estimate that Jesus’ height was about 5’1” to 5’5.” This estimate is based on average heights for men during the 1st century.

www.christianity.com

Which is why Mohammed(pbuh) said most foids are in jahanam

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Mary had a virgin birth by God?

Yes, that is what Maryam had. She paid no mind to any men whatsoever and stayed chaste her entire life.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Yes, that is what Maryam had. She paid no mind to any men whatsoever and stayed chaste her entire life.

She cheated on Joseph with a white man.

 

[ironmanlet321]

Jesus is faker than a pornstar’s tits.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

She cheated on Joseph with a white man.

Tales from the Copetic Christian.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Which is why Mohammed(pbuh) said most foids are in jahanam

jahanam define that for me

 

[Deleted member 23712]

jahanam define that for me

Hell

Yes, that is what Maryam had. She paid no mind to any men whatsoever and stayed chaste her entire life.

That’s where you’re wrong. If you’re truly Muslim, you believe in the 4 holy texts, one of which is the injil which says isa(pbuh) had siblings

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Hell

That’s where you’re wrong. If you’re truly Muslim, you believe in the 4 holy texts, one of which is the injil which says isa(pbuh) had siblings

based. women are djinn tbh