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Choose your superpower and give a reason

TheyCallMeACreep

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It can be anything you can think of.

I would choose mind reading cuz that way I will always know people for who they truly are and it would have made high school so easy.
 
Stop time, but only for everyone/thing else. There's endless possibilities.
 
I would have a superpower to give me more superpowers, consisting of freezing time :feelshmm:, shooting gold with my finger (infinite gold to smelt for cash), and a power to make girls attracted to me.
 
Teleportation definitely

Find out Antarctica secrets
Rob banks
Never pay for gas
Kill elitist globalists with ease
 
Being able to create a universe where everybody is infinitely kind and happy, forever.
 
Godlike power
 
Shapeshifting
I can be a chad in the day and e-whore 4money in the night as stacy
 
Personal hyperbolic time chamber.
 
Telepathy or telekinesis ie. Professor X or Jean Grey.

Either allows you to become infinitely famous/wealthy beyond your wildest imagination.

Telekinesis would necessitate running Las Vegas game. Ie. Become the greatest magician of all time. People would pay $400 a ticket just to see you lift shit with your mind. You could fill stadiums.

Or if you wanted you could run religious cult game pretending you are a new messiah. Personally, I'd go the Vegas route as it can make you $100 mil + easily with no effort.

Telepathy would give you the option of making money quietly or famously. You could easily win every game of blackjack or poker you sit down at. No one could ever compete with you, and you wouldn't have to reveal your special power to become wealthy this way.

Plus telepathy would let you read people around you instantly, which might be both good and bad. Probably you wouldn't enjoy hearing a lot of peoples' thoughts, but probably you'd get used to it over time.

After running that analysis through, I would go with Professor X powers first and foremost. He is probably one of the absolute most powerful superheroes as long as people aren't wearing metal helmets. If he can work through metal helmets, he is absolutely the most powerful.
 
Teleportation. That way I'd kidnap and rape any girl I'd want. Probably steal anything I need when I need it and live the rest of my life visiting cool places (and raping girls, as I already said).
Time stopping sounds very cool but it quickly stops making any sort of logical sense once I start thinking about it.
 
Teleportation. That way I'd kidnap and rape any girl I'd want. Probably steal anything I need when I need it and live the rest of my life visiting cool places (and raping girls, as I already said).
Download
mogs him
 
Personal hyperbolic time chamber.
YES!

I would shapeshift, or maybe I would have that ability from the Matrix, where you automatically download information to your brain. Then I could finally be smart!
 
Omnipotence (Or nigh omnipotence if you want to throw a paradox at me)
 
super speed and strength
 
Being able to fly and stop time.
 
Control water and the oceans

Can wipe out nations and shit, remember earth is about 73% water
 
Time travel because it's op
 
telekinesis because lucid dreams
 

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