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I think it's real. Anyway, there's a theory about being attractive in chinese astrology.

Plug in your birthday and tell me the 3 animals that it comes up with.




i want to see if the chinese astrology is real. Basically, you won't be certain 3 animals if you are incel.
 
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tiger rabbit dragon dog

dogpill always finds me :feels:
 
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Insomniac said:
tiger rabbit dragon dog

dogpill always finds me :feels:
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Rat Tiger Rooster Dog


are both of you motherfuckers born in the year of the dog? I'm born in the year of the dog too. fuark.
 
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Riceman said:
are both of you motherfuckers born in the year of the dog? I'm born in the year of the dog too. fuark.
That’s a good thing, right? Dogs are the most chad animal.
 
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Riceman said:
are both of you motherfuckers born in the year of the dog? I'm born in the year of the dog too. fuark.
is year of the pig better?
 
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How about year of the Ox?
 
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How about year of the Ox?
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Riceman said:
stay steady. you'll be rich soon if you aren't already.
I have money but nothing else. My parents are shit, I don't have friends, I don't have a gf, I don't have a job, I don't have community, and I live in a shitty one bedroom prison like den. I'm also getting old (closing in on the 30 year mark). My soul is impoverished.
 
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I have money but nothing else. My parents are shit, I don't have friends, I don't have a gf, I don't have a job, I don't have community, and I live in a shitty one bedroom prison like den. I'm also getting old (closing in on the 30 year mark). My soul is impoverished.

where'd you get money from?

your chart indicates money. also you should probably go out and walk around. horses need that. also horses are lucky in social situations.
 
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Riceman said:
I think it's real. Anyway, there's a theory about being attractive in chinese astrology.

Plug in your birthday and tell me the 3 animals that it comes up with.




i want to see if the chinese astrology is real. Basically, you won't be certain 3 animals if you are incel.
Yo subhuman swetshop working chink does my bazi count as truecel tier ?
 
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Riceman said:
where'd you get money from?
Family money.
Riceman said:
also you should probably go out and walk around. horses need that.
:bluepill::bluepill::bluepill:
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also horses are lucky in social situations.
Not me. Haven't been lucky so far.
 
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sorry gang i fucked it all up.

i need the element too. like water rat or wood rabbit. etc.
 
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Riceman said:
sorry gang i fucked it all up.

i need the element too. like water rat or wood rabbit. etc.
 
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Riceman said:
sorry gang i fucked it all up.

i need the element too. like water rat or wood rabbit. etc.
I got this


What does it mean, Riceman @Riceman ?
 
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Miro Chad said:


this is a truecel chart.

your daymaster is the most important one. it's basically the metal sheep. the introverted farm animal that likes to stay at home and nurture. you hate crowds and are very sensitive. if you don't have pets definitely get pets. it will make you happier

your month pillar is supposed to be your profession. it would be good if metal or fire is there to get you to go outside but no it's earth. so once again you're grounded. a sort of frustrated situation because you have monkey under the earth. monkeys are very flamboyant and active but it's buried.
 
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Not knowing my hour ruins the test... It has too many variations.
 
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FFXIcel said:
Not knowing my hour ruins the test... It has too many variations.


don't worry about the hour. the day and month are the most important. give me the other 3. remember element and animal.
 
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Riceman said:
this is a truecel chart.

your daymaster is the most important one. it's basically the metal sheep. the introverted farm animal that likes to stay at home and nurture. you hate crowds and are very sensitive. if you don't have pets definitely get pets. it will make you happier

your month pillar is supposed to be your profession. it would be good if metal or fire is there to get you to go outside but no it's earth. so once again you're grounded. a sort of frustrated situation because you have monkey under the earth. monkeys are very flamboyant and active but it's buried.
Yeah, seems true. Tell me more about it or where I can read more.
Also you said you can tell looks from it too?
 
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This is an obvious data collection thread and your dumbass fell for it.
 
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Miro Chad said:
Yeah, seems true. Tell me more about it or where I can read more.
Also you said you can tell looks from it too?

ya there are certain 3 animals that would give you good looks. someone like Brad Pitt and Johnny Sins has all 3. it's incredible how lucky they are.
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This is an obvious data collection thread and your dumbass fell for it.

low iq
 
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Riceman said:
ya there are certain 3 animals that would give you good looks. someone like Brad Pitt and Johnny Sins has all 3. it's incredible how lucky they are.


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Four Pillar Signs of Brad Pitt

Year Water Rabbit
Month Wood Rat
Day Wood Sheep
Hour Earth Rabbit
 
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Miro Chad said:
Four Pillar Signs of Brad Pitt

Year Water Rabbit
Month Wood Rat
Day Wood Sheep
Hour Earth Rabbit



peach blossom is the animal of attractiveness.

out of those 4 pillars.

Brad Pitt has 3 peach blossom.
 
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