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Serious Chess Represents the brutal truth, thats actually insane

Izayacel

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ever wondered why chess is how it is?

you have your frontline full of farmers/slaves , they have the most limited move options in the game and "need to work hard" to get promoted
BUT they can easily be crushed while attempting so ( towers , springers and watever in the way)

they represent low tier, genetic males, they get placed on the bottom and need to hussle to get to the top ( IF EVEN )

you have towers,bishops they have greater move options and have more power by default " dont need to work hard "
AND they can not be easily crushed bc of their movement OPTIONS

see? they represent high tier genetic upper males, they get placed on top and have options by default ( model jobs, desired by most , ez life ...)

Springers / horses, have good movement options but are limited
they need to think to be able to make impacts but they can * they need to work *

ever wondered why litteraly no one ever promotes an farmer into a springer and choose towers or bishops instead?
bc its EASY, its like hey i get another chance so why not let it be as simple as possible this time


those are your typical normies, they think they get somewhere but just end up coping and betabux

and then you have your Queen , SHE has the best movements options in the game and is the MOST VALUEABLE FIGURE BY DEFAULT
she=mvp by default,
She cant be checkmaked although she is the strongest figure, why? bc man are the disposable ones ( the King )

thats your female, her value is given regardless, *i dont need to work*
man are thirsty like shits ( farmers ) and wanna protect and wonder why they fail ( no value )

divorce raping her isnt possible bc she is a woman hence the not being able to be checkmaked


The King, very limited movement options, looses the game after hes checkmaked
he cant checkmake the opponents king himself (cucked)

hes your husband cuck, cant do shit and gets divorce raped if needet, remember the queen cant be checkmaked thing?
bc it is a SHE ( Female )

only the king can loose the game but never the female
only the man need to play the game/have game but never the female

this shit is so mindblow its insane
that guy who invented the game propably was a philosoph god iq saint
 
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brutal chesspill
 
Chesspills are brutally potent.
 
after the blackpill i always saw chess this way,
why is the queen so strong
why the king so weak
why the farmers have to work the hardest
etc etc
I got checkmated once by this dude who did a brilliant queen sacrifice at the end, and he said, "The lesson of that game is, never let a bitch get between you and success."
its hard yea, but better not being a cuck even in a game that is
 
FARMERS CANT PROMOTE INTO HER
Yes they actually can. Don’t know where you play chess. Once played a match where there were seven queens at the end because both of us kept promoting our damned pawns.
 
tfw you realize pawns need to trannymax when queen is gone
wtf why is chess such a cucked game I never realized.
O V E R
 
Actually low iq because of overanologizing and poor expression and writing skills.
 
Actually low iq because of overanologizing and poor expression and writing skills.
This. Pawns are the backbone of any strategy in chess. They help take up valuable space on the board. Entire game plans can revolve around a single pawn. When you let your pawn structure break down, it's pretty much over. Not so when you lose a knight, or bishop, or even queen.
 
tfw you realize pawns need to trannymax when queen is gone
wtf why is chess such a cucked game I never realized.
O V E R
y i did forgot that . they even push lgbtq in this game wtf
 
ever wondered why chess is how it is?

you have your frontline full of farmers/slaves , they have the most limited move options in the game and "need to work hard" to get promoted
BUT they can easily be crushed while attempting so ( towers , springers and watever in the way)

they represent low tier, genetic males, they get placed on the bottom and need to hussle to get to the top ( IF EVEN )

you have towers,bishops they have greater move options and have more power by default " dont need to work hard "
AND they can not be easily crushed bc of their movement OPTIONS

see? they represent high tier genetic upper males, they get placed on top and have options by default ( model jobs, desired by most , ez life ...)

Springers / horses, have good movement options but are limited
they need to think to be able to make impacts but they can * they need to work *

ever wondered why litteraly no one ever promotes an farmer into a springer and choose towers or bishops instead?
bc its EASY, its like hey i get another chance so why not let it be as simple as possible this time


those are your typical normies, they think they get somewhere but just end up coping and betabux

and then you have your Queen , SHE has the best movements options in the game and is the MOST VALUEABLE FIGURE BY DEFAULT
she=mvp by default,
She cant be checkmaked although she is the strongest figure, why? bc man are the disposable ones ( the King )

thats your female, her value is given regardless, *i dont need to work*
man are thirsty like shits ( farmers ) and wanna protect and wonder why they fail ( no value )

divorce raping her isnt possible bc she is a woman hence the not being able to be checkmaked


The King, very limited movement options, looses the game after hes checkmaked
he cant checkmake the opponents king himself (cucked)

hes your husband cuck, cant do shit and gets divorce raped if needet, remember the queen cant be checkmaked thing?
bc it is a SHE ( Female )

only the king can loose the game but never the female
only the man need to play the game/have game but never the female

this shit is so mindblow its insane
that guy who invented the game propably was a philosoph god iq saint
You may understand life as an incel but you don't understand chess worth a shit.
 
high IQ except players usually promote their pawns to queens.
 
There is only one strategy that always works.
 

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Whites are always first, blacks are last. Chess is brutal racepill.
 
It's over for pawncels
 
It's over for chesscels.
 
revive bc high iq
 
it's over for kingcels
 

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