Chad's surprise FBI visit vs. yours

[NotTheElliot]

Chad Chaddington IV has been an accountant for the FBI for a number of years. HIs birthday's that day, though he typically keeps it to himself. He doesn't expect anyone to drop by today; it's just an afternoon of booze, gaming and maybe a visit from one of his FWBs.

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. It's some agents from work! And they have a cake. With them are a couple lady agents that he used to bang in the past (well, bang more, anyway). It's probably time to open that triple-malt whiskey he's been saving.


Meanwhile, someone more like us is at home. He recently commented online about ER taking flight lessons. Maybe some memes along those lines as well. He likewise doesn't expect any of his friends to drop by. He probably wouldn't get in trouble for that; all the time, he heard about guys getting no jail time for rape, murder, or perjury. Suddenly, BANG BANG BANG!!! "Open up, asshole!" Who in the hell could that be?

The FBI busts in, armed agents with their guns out. "YOU! WE'RE TAKING YOU IN! And also your phone, computer, and other devices... by the way, are you hiding any drugs in your ass?"

"Uh, no!", the guy answered.

"Well, we've got a cavity search lined up for you." They shoot his dog on the way out.

 

[AsiaCel]

The FBI translator who went rogue and married an ISIS terrorist

An FBI translator with a top-secret security clearance traveled to Syria in 2014 and married a key ISIS operative she had been assigned to investigate, CNN has learned.

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[Cobscell]

The FBI translator who went rogue and married an ISIS terrorist

An FBI translator with a top-secret security clearance traveled to Syria in 2014 and married a key ISIS operative she had been assigned to investigate, CNN has learned.

edition.cnn.com

I can't wait for god to flood and torture everyone in hell one day.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

The FBI translator who went rogue and married an ISIS terrorist

An FBI translator with a top-secret security clearance traveled to Syria in 2014 and married a key ISIS operative she had been assigned to investigate, CNN has learned.

edition.cnn.com

She married a mossad agent?

 

[kay']

The FBI translator who went rogue and married an ISIS terrorist

An FBI translator with a top-secret security clearance traveled to Syria in 2014 and married a key ISIS operative she had been assigned to investigate, CNN has learned.

edition.cnn.com

 

[Jake Roberts]

Chad Chaddington IV has been an accountant for the FBI for a number of years. HIs birthday's that day, though he typically keeps it to himself. He doesn't expect anyone to drop by today; it's just an afternoon of booze, gaming and maybe a visit from one of his FWBs.

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. It's some agents from work! And they have a cake. With them are a couple lady agents that he used to bang in the past (well, bang more, anyway). It's probably time to open that triple-malt whiskey he's been saving.


Meanwhile, someone more like us is at home. He recently commented online about ER taking flight lessons. Maybe some memes along those lines as well. He likewise doesn't expect any of his friends to drop by. He probably wouldn't get in trouble for that; all the time, he heard about guys getting no jail time for rape, murder, or perjury. Suddenly, BANG BANG BANG!!! "Open up, asshole!" Who in the hell could that be?

The FBI busts in, armed agents with their guns out. "YOU! WE'RE TAKING YOU IN! And also your phone, computer, and other devices... by the way, are you hiding any drugs in your ass?"

"Uh, no!", the guy answered.

"Well, we've got a cavity search lined up for you." They shoot his dog on the way out.

Well written post buddy boyo, I always appreciate these.

 

[theautismcel]

She married a mossad agent?

 

[Lonelyus]

Last BDAY i celebrated with stepdad and my disability contact.

We ate a kebab and watched a movie

 

[Incline]

The FBI translator who went rogue and married an ISIS terrorist

An FBI translator with a top-secret security clearance traveled to Syria in 2014 and married a key ISIS operative she had been assigned to investigate, CNN has learned.

edition.cnn.com

lol

you cant make this shit up

 

[GooberMcKee]

beckies will do anything for BBC

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

The FBI translator who went rogue and married an ISIS terrorist

An FBI translator with a top-secret security clearance traveled to Syria in 2014 and married a key ISIS operative she had been assigned to investigate, CNN has learned.

edition.cnn.com

The feds monitoring this place waste all their time examining shitposts while their wives get ploughed by chad

 

[curryboy420]

This is good writing I like this story

 

[InMemoriam]

The FBI translator who went rogue and married an ISIS terrorist

An FBI translator with a top-secret security clearance traveled to Syria in 2014 and married a key ISIS operative she had been assigned to investigate, CNN has learned.

edition.cnn.com

 

[Tacomonkey]

Chad Chaddington IV has been an accountant for the FBI for a number of years. HIs birthday's that day, though he typically keeps it to himself. He doesn't expect anyone to drop by today; it's just an afternoon of booze, gaming and maybe a visit from one of his FWBs.

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. It's some agents from work! And they have a cake. With them are a couple lady agents that he used to bang in the past (well, bang more, anyway). It's probably time to open that triple-malt whiskey he's been saving.


Meanwhile, someone more like us is at home. He recently commented online about ER taking flight lessons. Maybe some memes along those lines as well. He likewise doesn't expect any of his friends to drop by. He probably wouldn't get in trouble for that; all the time, he heard about guys getting no jail time for rape, murder, or perjury. Suddenly, BANG BANG BANG!!! "Open up, asshole!" Who in the hell could that be?

The FBI busts in, armed agents with their guns out. "YOU! WE'RE TAKING YOU IN! And also your phone, computer, and other devices... by the way, are you hiding any drugs in your ass?"

"Uh, no!", the guy answered.

"Well, we've got a cavity search lined up for you." They shoot his dog on the way out.

>Chad
>Glownigger

Pick one

 

[Logic55]

On chads birthday, he gets sucked off by foid FBI Agent while the incel is arrested and charged with domestic terrorism

 

[Moroccancel]

The feds monitoring this place waste all their time examining shitposts while their wives get ploughed by chad

Absolutely.

Those mayos think anyone going ER is gonna here.

 

[Thaway]

He likewise doesn't expect any of his friends

Of course he wouldn't, there are none.

 

[Indari]

Disgusting cunts pretend they are doing work by harassing lonely teenagers. Must be a easy gig

 

[Indari]

This is simply a reflection of society's attitude towards lonely men. If they cared, at some point the police officers, or anyone involved in the guys life would have shown them some actual care at some points in the steps before sending armed goons to his house

 

[JuliusEvola]

if they let me have anime girls in prison i would be fine with it

 

[decafincel]

The FBI translator who went rogue and married an ISIS terrorist

An FBI translator with a top-secret security clearance traveled to Syria in 2014 and married a key ISIS operative she had been assigned to investigate, CNN has learned.

edition.cnn.com

Holy glow