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thought id add here instead of ID
chads life
the chad wakes up early to a nice breakfast and blowjob from two foids he met last night
he does this every morning and not always in that order but every morning he wakes up to getting a blowjob and sex
he then takes a shower has sex in the shower again and goes to the gym while the foids he left either stay at his house clean and prepare lunch/dinner for when he gets back or he just sends them home
chad enters the gym confidently of course he has nothing to be ashamed of his posture is perfect and him being 6ft5 makes him tower over most men there
as soon as he enters the gym foids instantly notice him and can hardly contain their smiles
he takes off his shirt and starts hitting the weights the women are now even more focused on him
one eventually goes up and asks for his number he gives it to her
after working out for 45 minutes he uploads a selfie and by the next hour has 10000 likes
now its time for chad to work
he goes back to his mansion and makes a video for his many male fans trying to be like him
the video costs 100 dollars to watch and you need a subscription to even watch on his website which is 1k a month
as soon as hes done recording he pays a small fee to an incel to edit the video and send it back to him
then work is done for the day
chad either sits back and plays videogames for the rest of the day or goes out with one or two girls to watch a movie or eat at a high end restaurant
but for today he decides to play videogames
he gets a blowjob while gaming from some hot foid he just met online
after chad cooms in her mouth he goes to one of his other side hustles
giving advice on youtube although he doesnt make as much from there than he does on his website
he still makes a lot and he loves seeing the all the new foid subscribers in his comments call him handsome
it makes him even happier
dinner is ready so chad grabs two girls and brings them over to his own mini movie theatre which is hidden in his house underground
during the movie the foids can hardly control themselves but chad is still eating
they can hardly wait they are counting down the seconds til they can fuck him basically
he is done
not even 20 minutes in they are having sex and dont even end up finishing the movie
chad then goes back to his room but answers the door first to two more girls
the two girls there introduce themselves to the new girls and then follow chad into his bedroom
they start drinking and the girls start to dance and take their clothes off
chad watches while he sips the finest whiskey you can possibly find
he then lays on his bed and the girls join with him
he pulls out his laptop and checks his website while getting a massaged from the women and sees that he made 50k today off that one video he made earlier that day
he closes the laptop lights up a cuban cigar and the girls fuck him til 3am
the next day
chad is hungover but when he looks down he sees one of the girls already blowing him
he cooms in her mouth which instantly cures his hangover and is then served breakfast from the other foids
the end
incels life
the incel wakes up getting ready for his 9 to 5
he is sore since he had to do closing at his mcdonalds job and a little hungover after drinking some cheap vodka which he drank immediately after work
he had no time to do anything when he got home so he just fell right into bed
the incel doesnt waste any time and immediately takes a shower since he has to mentally prepare for the nightmare of a day hes going to have yet again
in the shower he thinks about how horrible his day is going to be he wants to take a longer shower but doesnt have time so he gets out in 5 minutes
after the shower he takes out a sausage and egg burrito from his freezer and puts it in the microwave and pours the rest of his orange juice into a glass
he gets on incels is (based) and sees what the boyos are up to finishes his meal and goes to put on his uniform
he puts it on and goes to the bathroom
he puts on his hat and looks into the mirror and cracks a fake smile then immediately sighs
he then grabs his 150 dollar bike he got from walmart and heads to work
10 minutes into the ride it starts raining
raindrops get on his glasses so he has to stop and wipe them off with his shirt until he reaches his job
as the incel draws nearer to his job it stops raining but hes still drenched
the sky is still covered in clouds so he grabs his spare towel out of his backpack to dry himself off but as soon as he starts doing that a bmw m4 convertible with the top down hits a puddle next to the incel splashing him with a large amount of water
the water gets all over him and covers his glasses
he can hardly see but can hear laughter in the distance coming from the car that just splashed him
he wipes his glasses with his finger since his towel is now soaked too
puts them on and sees the car at a stop sign 100 feet away
he sees 4 people in the car one guy and 3 girls and they were all looking back at him and laughing
one girl was recording and even recorded him getting splashed
the car then peels off and the smoke from the tires reaches the incel forcing him to inhale it
he is devestated about what just happened but immediately snaps out of it and gets back on his bike putting the soaked towel in his backpack
he eventually arrives at work but late
his manager asks why hes late and why hes wet
he told her that it was raining and what happened with the car
she didnt believe him and told him dont be late again or youre done here
followed up with were short on people today youre gonna be doing a lot so hurry up and dry youself off
the incel then dries himself off with the paper towels from the bathroom
10 minutes later he goes to the drive thru door to take orders
he listens to some orders then hears a voice that sounds very familiar to him
the incel gets quiet for a second and hears
did you get all of that?
that incel says yes with a stutter
the car pulls up to the window and its his high school bully driving a sports car with a hot foid in the passenger seat
the incel panics but remains cool
he doesnt try to acknowlege the situation and doesnt try to initiate a conversation but then the bully says
hey didnt you go to highschool with me ?
the incel said i dont think so
and the guy said yeah you did i think i remember you
the incel says oh well i dont remember haha
after this the incel walks away from the window feeling embarrassed and angry
the food is done and he goes back to the window to hand it to him
they dont exchange any words but the bully lets off the biggest smile and peels off from the drive thru
after this the incel was mad but relieved in a sense because the situation could of been a lot more humilating and brutal but was still humiliating nonetheless
stressed out from this he goes outside for a cigarette without permission and notices the same car from earlier pull up
the car that splashed on him earlier
the guy driving was a chad and the 3 girls were blonde stacys
the incel turns around but too late they already noticed them
he goes back inside and his manager asks him why hes outside when hes not on break
this made the incel snap
this did it for him and he replies with bc i fucking needed to okay?!
yep youre fired get out of here the foid manager replied
the incel throws his hat on the ground and says fuck you you sheeboon nigger bitch!
the incel grabs his bike and immediately heads to a gas station
he buys a gallon of vodka and some beers and stuffs them in his backpack then rides his bike back home holding back tears
getting home he threw his bike on the ground didnt even bring it inside
he took his uniform off and poured a glass of vodka
he logs into incels is to tell his story but browses twitter first
then on his timeline he sees a video of him
and its the video of him getting splashed with water
the incel pauses in disbelief and chugs his whole glass of vodka and immediately screams FUUUUUUUUCCCCCK
he throws the glass against the wall and starts crying
he cries on the ground for 5 minutes and picks himself back up
he gets back on to see if this is actually happening to him right now
he doesnt want to believe it but its there its real
he starts reading comments
"ew what a loser LOL"
"omg he looks like a freak hahaha"
"wow you totally gave that incel loser a splash haha he totally needed a shower"
after reading this the incel lets out one more scream and hears a knock on his door
the incel stumbles to the door drunk wearing gymshorts and a TFD t shirt
he sits and listens for a bit
hears nothing so he grabs his pocket knife and unfolds it open
the incel then quietly and slowly opens the door and before he can even fully open it
he gets immediately tackled to the ground by a cop
the cop shouts "KNIFE" not even giving the incel a chance to let go of it
his fellow officer shoots the incel fourteen times in the back while hes on the ground face down
news and articles would come out about the incident a few days later
one read " crazy incel attacks cops"
another read" lonely man with mental illness killed by police"
a neighbor was given an interview and said the man was very odd he stuck to himself i guess im not surprised what happened but it is a shame
a news reporter then spoke to his manager at his work and she said " the guy was weird he had mental problems one day he just got mad and called me a sheeboon nigger"
comments from social media
"omg what a loser glad they killed him"
"bro lmao incels guys am i right"
"this is what no pussy does to a mf"
so thats the end of our story
the incel was quickly forgotten but his story would be brought up every now again in the media in incel mockumentaries and by normies to get a good chuckle out of
the end
thought id add here instead of ID
chads life
the chad wakes up early to a nice breakfast and blowjob from two foids he met last night
he does this every morning and not always in that order but every morning he wakes up to getting a blowjob and sex
he then takes a shower has sex in the shower again and goes to the gym while the foids he left either stay at his house clean and prepare lunch/dinner for when he gets back or he just sends them home
chad enters the gym confidently of course he has nothing to be ashamed of his posture is perfect and him being 6ft5 makes him tower over most men there
as soon as he enters the gym foids instantly notice him and can hardly contain their smiles
he takes off his shirt and starts hitting the weights the women are now even more focused on him
one eventually goes up and asks for his number he gives it to her
after working out for 45 minutes he uploads a selfie and by the next hour has 10000 likes
now its time for chad to work
he goes back to his mansion and makes a video for his many male fans trying to be like him
the video costs 100 dollars to watch and you need a subscription to even watch on his website which is 1k a month
as soon as hes done recording he pays a small fee to an incel to edit the video and send it back to him
then work is done for the day
chad either sits back and plays videogames for the rest of the day or goes out with one or two girls to watch a movie or eat at a high end restaurant
but for today he decides to play videogames
he gets a blowjob while gaming from some hot foid he just met online
after chad cooms in her mouth he goes to one of his other side hustles
giving advice on youtube although he doesnt make as much from there than he does on his website
he still makes a lot and he loves seeing the all the new foid subscribers in his comments call him handsome
it makes him even happier
dinner is ready so chad grabs two girls and brings them over to his own mini movie theatre which is hidden in his house underground
during the movie the foids can hardly control themselves but chad is still eating
they can hardly wait they are counting down the seconds til they can fuck him basically
he is done
not even 20 minutes in they are having sex and dont even end up finishing the movie
chad then goes back to his room but answers the door first to two more girls
the two girls there introduce themselves to the new girls and then follow chad into his bedroom
they start drinking and the girls start to dance and take their clothes off
chad watches while he sips the finest whiskey you can possibly find
he then lays on his bed and the girls join with him
he pulls out his laptop and checks his website while getting a massaged from the women and sees that he made 50k today off that one video he made earlier that day
he closes the laptop lights up a cuban cigar and the girls fuck him til 3am
the next day
chad is hungover but when he looks down he sees one of the girls already blowing him
he cooms in her mouth which instantly cures his hangover and is then served breakfast from the other foids
the end
incels life
the incel wakes up getting ready for his 9 to 5
he is sore since he had to do closing at his mcdonalds job and a little hungover after drinking some cheap vodka which he drank immediately after work
he had no time to do anything when he got home so he just fell right into bed
the incel doesnt waste any time and immediately takes a shower since he has to mentally prepare for the nightmare of a day hes going to have yet again
in the shower he thinks about how horrible his day is going to be he wants to take a longer shower but doesnt have time so he gets out in 5 minutes
after the shower he takes out a sausage and egg burrito from his freezer and puts it in the microwave and pours the rest of his orange juice into a glass
he gets on incels is (based) and sees what the boyos are up to finishes his meal and goes to put on his uniform
he puts it on and goes to the bathroom
he puts on his hat and looks into the mirror and cracks a fake smile then immediately sighs
he then grabs his 150 dollar bike he got from walmart and heads to work
10 minutes into the ride it starts raining
raindrops get on his glasses so he has to stop and wipe them off with his shirt until he reaches his job
as the incel draws nearer to his job it stops raining but hes still drenched
the sky is still covered in clouds so he grabs his spare towel out of his backpack to dry himself off but as soon as he starts doing that a bmw m4 convertible with the top down hits a puddle next to the incel splashing him with a large amount of water
the water gets all over him and covers his glasses
he can hardly see but can hear laughter in the distance coming from the car that just splashed him
he wipes his glasses with his finger since his towel is now soaked too
puts them on and sees the car at a stop sign 100 feet away
he sees 4 people in the car one guy and 3 girls and they were all looking back at him and laughing
one girl was recording and even recorded him getting splashed
the car then peels off and the smoke from the tires reaches the incel forcing him to inhale it
he is devestated about what just happened but immediately snaps out of it and gets back on his bike putting the soaked towel in his backpack
he eventually arrives at work but late
his manager asks why hes late and why hes wet
he told her that it was raining and what happened with the car
she didnt believe him and told him dont be late again or youre done here
followed up with were short on people today youre gonna be doing a lot so hurry up and dry youself off
the incel then dries himself off with the paper towels from the bathroom
10 minutes later he goes to the drive thru door to take orders
he listens to some orders then hears a voice that sounds very familiar to him
the incel gets quiet for a second and hears
did you get all of that?
that incel says yes with a stutter
the car pulls up to the window and its his high school bully driving a sports car with a hot foid in the passenger seat
the incel panics but remains cool
he doesnt try to acknowlege the situation and doesnt try to initiate a conversation but then the bully says
hey didnt you go to highschool with me ?
the incel said i dont think so
and the guy said yeah you did i think i remember you
the incel says oh well i dont remember haha
after this the incel walks away from the window feeling embarrassed and angry
the food is done and he goes back to the window to hand it to him
they dont exchange any words but the bully lets off the biggest smile and peels off from the drive thru
after this the incel was mad but relieved in a sense because the situation could of been a lot more humilating and brutal but was still humiliating nonetheless
stressed out from this he goes outside for a cigarette without permission and notices the same car from earlier pull up
the car that splashed on him earlier
the guy driving was a chad and the 3 girls were blonde stacys
the incel turns around but too late they already noticed them
he goes back inside and his manager asks him why hes outside when hes not on break
this made the incel snap
this did it for him and he replies with bc i fucking needed to okay?!
yep youre fired get out of here the foid manager replied
the incel throws his hat on the ground and says fuck you you sheeboon nigger bitch!
the incel grabs his bike and immediately heads to a gas station
he buys a gallon of vodka and some beers and stuffs them in his backpack then rides his bike back home holding back tears
getting home he threw his bike on the ground didnt even bring it inside
he took his uniform off and poured a glass of vodka
he logs into incels is to tell his story but browses twitter first
then on his timeline he sees a video of him
and its the video of him getting splashed with water
the incel pauses in disbelief and chugs his whole glass of vodka and immediately screams FUUUUUUUUCCCCCK
he throws the glass against the wall and starts crying
he cries on the ground for 5 minutes and picks himself back up
he gets back on to see if this is actually happening to him right now
he doesnt want to believe it but its there its real
he starts reading comments
"ew what a loser LOL"
"omg he looks like a freak hahaha"
"wow you totally gave that incel loser a splash haha he totally needed a shower"
after reading this the incel lets out one more scream and hears a knock on his door
the incel stumbles to the door drunk wearing gymshorts and a TFD t shirt
he sits and listens for a bit
hears nothing so he grabs his pocket knife and unfolds it open
the incel then quietly and slowly opens the door and before he can even fully open it
he gets immediately tackled to the ground by a cop
the cop shouts "KNIFE" not even giving the incel a chance to let go of it
his fellow officer shoots the incel fourteen times in the back while hes on the ground face down
news and articles would come out about the incident a few days later
one read " crazy incel attacks cops"
another read" lonely man with mental illness killed by police"
a neighbor was given an interview and said the man was very odd he stuck to himself i guess im not surprised what happened but it is a shame
a news reporter then spoke to his manager at his work and she said " the guy was weird he had mental problems one day he just got mad and called me a sheeboon nigger"
comments from social media
"omg what a loser glad they killed him"
"bro lmao incels guys am i right"
"this is what no pussy does to a mf"
so thats the end of our story
the incel was quickly forgotten but his story would be brought up every now again in the media in incel mockumentaries and by normies to get a good chuckle out of
the end
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