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Chad's Day vs Incel's Day

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When articles are written about us, we are always portrayed as some sort of boogeymen. But really, we are human - just like anyone else. Most of the time our lives are exactly like anyone else's. We just happen to be miserable and angry because we are being denied a key part of human happiness.

I've written this little piece below to show that both Chad and Incels have more in common than not, and live similar day-to-day lives. But there are a few key differences - see if you can spot them!

Both Incel and Chad wake up and eat their favorite cereal.
Chad sneaks out so the girl he fucked last night doesn't bother him. Incel checks the incel.me forum to see if anyone has replied to him.
Chad and Incel go to their job at the factory, and spend the long day grinding out the sausages.

During lunch break, the cute new girl hits on Chad - and he gets a quickie in with her before lunch ends. Incel eats his lunch alone, being conspicuously ignored by everyone else.
Both Chad and Incel get back to work.
Chad and Incel finish their work-day, and get on a bus to go back home. A girl smiles at Chad, but looks away shyly when he winks at her. Incel smiles at a girl, she shoots him a dirty look and buries her head in a book.

Chad and Incel go to the gym.
Chad and Incel work really hard to get in the best shape possible.
After the treadmill, Chad notices a girl checking him out. Chad smiles and waves; she shyly smiles, turns red, and looks away. After the treadmill, Incel notices a girl staring at him. Incel smiles and waves, she looks horrified, then walks to the front of the gym to talk to the manager.
The girl hands Chad a piece of paper with her phone number on it, surrounded by little hearts. The gym manager informs Incel he is making others uncomfortable and is told to leave.

Chad and Incel have some diarrhea! Yuck!

Chad and Incel go home to watch their favorite show.
Chad's viewing is interrupted by a call; apparently one of his many friends is having a party and they want Chad to come. Incel watches the show unbothered.
Chad spends a few minutes getting ready, then is picked up by his friend to go to the party. Incel checks incel.me for any replies.
Chad spends the next couple of hours getting drunk, laughing, and flirting with girls. Incel messages 50 girls on okcupid; one replies, telling him to kill himself.
Chad goes home with a hot drunk girl, who spends a full hour giving him oral sex. Incel masturbates and cries.
Both Chad and Incel fall asleep, ready to do the same thing all over again the next day.
 
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Except Incel doesn't fall asleep, he questions his entire existence and the mistakes he's made that day. He ponders the potential existence of eternal recurrence, which would mean that his shitty sad little life would start all over again the moment he finally kills himself.
 

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