Framecel222
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Coping is a necessary mechanism of the human brain. Without cope, many of us would lose our sanity and go ER. Coping is natural, everyone does it.
However, there's only one person who has turned coping into a form of art. This absolute legend is the Michael Jordan of coping. The man I'm referring to, of course, is none other than our good friend @Chadistan.
Exhibit A of Chadistan's magnificent coping portfolio is his AVI. He uses a picture of his Photofeeler results as his preferred method of identification. Everyone knows that Photofeeler is meaningless. The truest indicator of where one falls in the DNA hierarchy is the quality and quantity one's Tinder matches, however Chadistan has coped his way into believing he's good-looking by using a meaningless website where known truecels have gotten an 80th percentile score before. And to top it off, he proudly displays these results as if everyone on here will be impressed by them. Beautiful.
His next noteworthy work is his excuse for why he's on this board. After all, none of us would expect someone who claims to be "6'1" and 6/10" to be posting on a forum dedicated to male virginity, right? Well listen to the cope artist's masterful explanation.
Of course, he goes with the usual explanation of "I'm incel but only because of my really high standards! I've t-turned down g-girls before, I swear!" It's a classic cope, but why reinvent the wheel? Chadistan has crafted a perfect worldview to explain how he can be NT, tall, good-looking, and still end up rotting on an incel forum.
And now we come to Chadistan's greatest work yet. His magnum copus, if you will. Due to his dubious claims, I asked him for a picture to prove that he's actually as attractive as he claims to be. The cope god showed no hesitation.
I respond by saying of course, as long as he includes a timestamp.
The walls of cope have begun to crack. The coper does not wish to be subjected to any external feedback, so he pretends to not know what a timestamp is. This is concerning to him, because now he can no longer post that one perfect picture he took years ago under ideal lighting and from a very flattering angle. Despite this, he says he'll send me the picture.
Now keep in mind this occurred three days ago. After multiple assurances that he would send the PM as long as I was patient, the cope master finally cracked.
The impenetrable bulwark against any true external feedback repels my attempts to expose him for the ugly subhuman that he truly is. Absolutely amazing.
To all copers out there, I recommend you take some notes from our friend Chadistan. While you will never become a mental gymnast worthy of an Olympic gold medal like him, you could certainly learn a thing or two.
However, there's only one person who has turned coping into a form of art. This absolute legend is the Michael Jordan of coping. The man I'm referring to, of course, is none other than our good friend @Chadistan.
Exhibit A of Chadistan's magnificent coping portfolio is his AVI. He uses a picture of his Photofeeler results as his preferred method of identification. Everyone knows that Photofeeler is meaningless. The truest indicator of where one falls in the DNA hierarchy is the quality and quantity one's Tinder matches, however Chadistan has coped his way into believing he's good-looking by using a meaningless website where known truecels have gotten an 80th percentile score before. And to top it off, he proudly displays these results as if everyone on here will be impressed by them. Beautiful.
His next noteworthy work is his excuse for why he's on this board. After all, none of us would expect someone who claims to be "6'1" and 6/10" to be posting on a forum dedicated to male virginity, right? Well listen to the cope artist's masterful explanation.
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I could have possibly progressed into a relationship or sex with a few women in the last 2 years but have chosen not to because they don't meet my minimum standards for LTR or the sex would have required LTR first.[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Here are the standards I have set for LTR:[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]4.5/10+ in looks[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Under 125 pounds (unlikely a fat chick would be 4.5/10 plus anyway)[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]VIRGIN[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Capable of intelligent conversation[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Can cook and clean[/font]
Of course, he goes with the usual explanation of "I'm incel but only because of my really high standards! I've t-turned down g-girls before, I swear!" It's a classic cope, but why reinvent the wheel? Chadistan has crafted a perfect worldview to explain how he can be NT, tall, good-looking, and still end up rotting on an incel forum.
And now we come to Chadistan's greatest work yet. His magnum copus, if you will. Due to his dubious claims, I asked him for a picture to prove that he's actually as attractive as he claims to be. The cope god showed no hesitation.
Want me to PM you buddy?
I respond by saying of course, as long as he includes a timestamp.
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]How do I do that?[/font]
The walls of cope have begun to crack. The coper does not wish to be subjected to any external feedback, so he pretends to not know what a timestamp is. This is concerning to him, because now he can no longer post that one perfect picture he took years ago under ideal lighting and from a very flattering angle. Despite this, he says he'll send me the picture.
Will do when I get to school.
Now keep in mind this occurred three days ago. After multiple assurances that he would send the PM as long as I was patient, the cope master finally cracked.
I'll admit now. Was never gonna message you or anyone on this forum a picture for the reasons mentioned earlier.
The impenetrable bulwark against any true external feedback repels my attempts to expose him for the ugly subhuman that he truly is. Absolutely amazing.
To all copers out there, I recommend you take some notes from our friend Chadistan. While you will never become a mental gymnast worthy of an Olympic gold medal like him, you could certainly learn a thing or two.