Heard about this one Episode of Catfish with some guy called ‘Lucas’. Never watched the show but decided to have a look and holy fuck is it based 
It starts off with this girl. She’s a 29 year old ex playboy model, current day stripper and mom of two. She says that because she’s ridden the cock carousel for so long she can no longer find a good man to settle down with her jfl. Instead, she goes on tinder and talks to men without telling them she has kids or is a dancer so that by the time she tells them, they already love her and can’t escape.
She meets 25 year old Lucas on tinder. He’s just perfect. He doesn’t mind that she’s popped out two kids and that’s her beef curtains reach her kneecaps, he loves her for her (and the steady supply of nudes she keeps sending him)
As per every episode they then go through the usual thing of trying to find out who he is. They find his facebook page, and it’s linked to some guy called ‘Zac’.
I kid you not, when the thot sees his real face on social media, she bursts into tears, and starts saying that what he did was ‘gross’ and ‘wrong’. Of course, when stud Lucas was collecting her nudes, that was because he loved her. Now she finds out what he actually looks like and he’s evil and disgusting. It really writes itself
Anyway, they go to Zac’s house and he just does not give a fuck. He tells them that he’s catfished over 400 foids and has all their pictures saved on his phone. He chatted to all of them for months, had phone sex with them all, promised them all he was going to move states to live with them, and these idiots saw his fake face and bought every word of it.
The catfish group then show they have no idea how a phone works. They delete all his pictures (not clearing the recently deleted), change his fake passwords (not thinking he can just ‘reset password’) and make him promise never to catfish again
As they leave, he waves, smiles and condescendingly says that he “Misses them all” as they walk out of his front door. No doubt he immediately changed his passwords back and coomed over the stupid thirsty foids that thought with their vaginas first and brains last.
Never thought I would enjoy a catfish episode but when he was talking and people were describing him, you could just tell he was one of us. Absolute legend.
Season 5 Episode 13 if anyone is interested
It starts off with this girl. She’s a 29 year old ex playboy model, current day stripper and mom of two. She says that because she’s ridden the cock carousel for so long she can no longer find a good man to settle down with her jfl. Instead, she goes on tinder and talks to men without telling them she has kids or is a dancer so that by the time she tells them, they already love her and can’t escape.
She meets 25 year old Lucas on tinder. He’s just perfect. He doesn’t mind that she’s popped out two kids and that’s her beef curtains reach her kneecaps, he loves her for her (and the steady supply of nudes she keeps sending him
)
As per every episode they then go through the usual thing of trying to find out who he is. They find his facebook page, and it’s linked to some guy called ‘Zac’.
I kid you not, when the thot sees his real face on social media, she bursts into tears, and starts saying that what he did was ‘gross’ and ‘wrong’. Of course, when stud Lucas was collecting her nudes, that was because he loved her. Now she finds out what he actually looks like and he’s evil and disgusting. It really writes itself
Anyway, they go to Zac’s house and he just does not give a fuck. He tells them that he’s catfished over 400 foids and has all their pictures saved on his phone. He chatted to all of them for months, had phone sex with them all, promised them all he was going to move states to live with them, and these idiots saw his fake face and bought every word of it.
The catfish group then show they have no idea how a phone works. They delete all his pictures (not clearing the recently deleted
), change his fake passwords (not thinking he can just ‘reset password’) and make him promise never to catfish again As they leave, he waves, smiles and condescendingly says that he “Misses them all” as they walk out of his front door. No doubt he immediately changed his passwords back and coomed over the stupid thirsty foids that thought with their vaginas first and brains last.
Never thought I would enjoy a catfish episode but when he was talking and people were describing him, you could just tell he was one of us. Absolute legend.
Season 5 Episode 13 if anyone is interested
