Chad wants to crash at your place, what do you do?

[Crustaciouse]

It is 2 am and you are woken by a knock on the door. You open the door and hear
"Hey bro I was fucking some slut I met off of tinder when her husband showed up and made me leave, but no before I got to cum all over her.
Anyway it's pretty late out and I live on the other side of town so I was wondering if you'd let me crash here for the night?"

 

[IronMike]

If he's at my door he's a friend so yeah

 

[Deleted member 1269]

I'd kick his ass out of the house. I'm no cuck.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Depends. If he promises me to quit his degenerate ways, then I'll let him crash, yeah.

 

[Deleted member 2429]

Let him in, he's not the enemy. The women/femoids are the enemies because they are the ones who are the cause of our Incel state due to them not showing affection toward us.

 

[Zielony4]

No thanks. They probably bullied me in the past.

 

[KV3]

If its a guy I dont know I wont let him in. Dont want disease or cops at my door. If I know him of course, maybe for money.

 

[Chewbacca]

Yeah, I let him in. As long as he isn't bringing someone over to my place, he can stay.

 

[Spidey]

Depends. If he promises me to quit his degenerate ways, then I'll let him crash, yeah.

This. I don't want to endorse the cucking of another guy.

 

[Redpill Robert]

Maybe if he can set up a tag team.

 

[universallyabhorred]

r4e

 

[Deleted member 1617]

Maybe if he can set up a tag team.

ask him to set up some BDSM blindfold shit with a roastie, so then you can fuck her too. Extra lolz if chad takes off the blindfold while your fucking her.

 

[Redpill Robert]

ask him to set up some BDSM blindfold shit with a roastie, so then you can fuck her too. Extra lolz if chad takes off the blindfold while your fucking her.

LOL yep funnily enough that actually pretty much happened to a friend of mine.

 

[Jockcel]

"Sure, you can sleep on that couch there."

 

[BlackPill47]

I'd close the door in his face.

 

[GunnaSecure]

Id get so entranced in Chads aesthetics that I'd wake up with his cum all over me and a left on read "hey" text I sent him

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I'd mix sulfuric and formic acid in the room where I let him crash.

 

[_incelinside]

Lol at all these bittercels, if he's my friend then sure. He's simply doing what we all wish we could do

 

[VST]

>Implying I'd unlock my doors at 2am.
Wew Lad.

 

[BlackPill47]

True. I wouldn't even answer the door, except that OP's scenario has us do otherwise.

 

[hehe xd]

this would never realistically happen to me, so i dont know how to anwser

probably no, but not out of principle, just because i cba

 

[War of rail ost]

I am charging him money or demand he brings girls over and get them drunk so they don't know who they are fucking.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

poison his dinner

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Only if he can provide quality pussy

 

[gentsupreme]

It is 2 am and you are woken by a knock on the door. You open the door and hear
"Hey bro I was fucking some slut I met off of tinder when her husband showed up and made me leave, but no before I got to cum all over her.
Anyway it's pretty late out and I live on the other side of town so I was wondering if you'd let me crash here for the night?"

simple answer: "ok mister chad, if you let me fuck this slut as well or a hot friend of her- I will let you in.
if not- GTFO"

and then he'll either get me laid or go away.

too bad it will stay in the fantasy realm

 

[Dashed Student]

No thanks. They probably bullied me in the past.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Id get so entranced in Chads aesthetics that I'd wake up with his cum all over me and a left on read "hey" text I sent him

This probably.

 

[Its_OVER]

I'd help him out but if it was some cunt trying to get away from her abusive boyfriend then no.

 

[NeverSubmit]

JFL if you would answer the door at 2AM

 

[Sadist]

Maybe if he can set up a tag team.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

take his face and swap it with mine when he sleeps. Shame I cant do anything about the height.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Who the hell let's in a stranger knocking at your door at 2am saying he wants to crash at your place!? Lol when he's gone by 6am in the morning and he's robbed half your belongings.

 

[satoshisacuck]

Bros before Hoes, sorry cucks