I've come to make an announcement. Chad the Fuckboy is a Bitch-Ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his herpies fucking infected dick out and he said that it was "this big" and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on Fast Banana Dot Com. Chad, you got a small dick, it's the size of this banana logo except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: (explosion noises) That's right baby. All points, no stds, no aids look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked stacey so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the stacey! That's right this is what you get, my SUPER AUTISTIC PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the stacey. I'm gonna go higher! I'M SHITTING IN YOUR POOL! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I SHAT IN THE POOL, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the shit Drrrrrrroplets hit your fucking house, now get out of my sight before I shit on you too
