RageFuel Chad/Fakecel trait:Slow metabolism

[FuckTheFBI]

If you have a slow metabolism how are you not using that to your advantage??? Most of you mfs don't deserve to have a slow metabolism as you had that muscle building cheat code for nothing as you don't gymmaxx, I am fairly certain if you gymmaxxed you would be 200 lbs in muscle within less than a year. I would literally kill for a slow metabolism as I would mog Alex Eubank's physique by now if I had a slow metabolism.

@VideoGameCoper

 

[Regressive]

JoinedSep 14, 2023

 

[FuckTheFBI]

JoinedSep 14, 2023

JoinedApr 12, 2024

 

[blackbabooneykiller]

JoinedApr 12, 2024

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[fatass30000]

you probably have a normal metabolism like most people, count your calories.

 

[blackbabooneykiller]

 

[FuckTheFBI]

you probably have a normal metabolism like most people, count your calories.

I do count calories, if I really did have a normal metabolism I wouldn't be stuck at 155-160 even with a dirty bulk as most of the guys I played football with are 180-200 lbs lean now

 

[fatass30000]

I do, if I really did have a normal metabolism I wouldn't be stuck at 155-160 even with a dirty bulk as most of the guys I played football with are 180-200 lbs lean now

how many calories do you consume daily? You're 160 at what height? How many times a week do you go to the gym and do martial arts? Do you do any other activities?

 

[FuckTheFBI]

how many calories do you consume daily? You're 160 at what height? How many times a week do you go to the gym and do martial arts? Do you do any other activities?

5'9
3500 calories minimum, 5000 on a really good day

I do gym 4x a week and martial arts around 4 times a week usually

 

[ApexLegendscel]

If you have a slow metabolism how are you not using that to your advantage??? Most of you mfs don't deserve to have a slow metabolism as you had that muscle building cheat code for nothing as you don't gymmaxx, I am fairly certain if you gymmaxxed you would be 200 lbs in muscle within less than a year. I would literally kill for a slow metabolism as I would mog Alex Eubank's physique by now if I had a slow metabolism.

@VideoGameCoper

My metabolism is definitely super-fast as fuck, I still look like a stick for eating reasonable portion everyday and gym maxing during 1 whole year. This way I know I'm a truecel . I'm so thin and short I often make the allusion of my body being a male female body. And when I cross foids I'm literally like some of them and most of them are clearly way thicker without being fat.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

My metabolism is definitely super-fast as fuck, I still look like a stick for eating reasonable portion everyday and gym maxing during 1 whole year. This way I know I'm a truecel . I'm so thin and short I often make the allusion of my body being a male female body. And when I cross foids I'm literally like some of them and most of them are clearly way thicker without being fat.

Curry ectomorph ahh trait like me

 

[fatass30000]

5'9
3500 calories minimum, 5000 on a really good day

I do gym 4x a week and martial arts around 4 times a week usually

motherfucker how tf are you not gaining weight at 3500 calories???? You should be gaining around 2 pounds of weight every week

 

[FuckTheFBI]

motherfucker how tf are you not gaining weight at 3500 calories???? You should be gaining around 2 pounds of weight every week

Ask my ectomorph curry genes to the point not even a dirty bulk can save me

 

[FuckTheFBI]

motherfucker how tf are you not gaining weight at 3500 calories???? You should be gaining around 2 pounds of weight every week

Plus @VideoGameCoper eats way more than me and has it worse

 

[fatass30000]

Plus @VideoGameCoper eats way more than me and has it worse

how much does he eat?

 

[FuckTheFBI]

how much does he eat?

4k cals

 

[cripplecel]

Slow metabolism is fucking horrible I am eating 1600-1800 calories a day for slow weight loss.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

Slow metabolism is fucking horrible I am eating 1600-1800 calories a day for slow weight loss.

Do you gymmaxx? If not wanna trade metabolisms?

 

[edgelordcel]

JoinedSep 14, 2023

 

[wastedcodeine]

Keep gymcoping bro

 

[Balding Subhuman]

I came to recognize that I also have a fast metabolism, probably because of hyperthyroidism.

 

[Petain]

cope. fast metabolism mog. it's all about being lean

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Plus @VideoGameCoper eats way more than me and has it worse

Yep. I literally had a Mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese bagel, 8 double stuf Oreo cookies, and a glass of milk for breakfast yesterday. Then had an Arby's french dip sandwich, fries, and a large milkshake for lunch. Had a Wendy's chicken sandwich, fries, chicken nuggets, and a large vanilla frostie for supper. Still 154 pounds

 

[VideoGameCoper]

how much does he eat?

A lot. Usually between 3500-4000 calories a day.

Yep. I literally had a Mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese bagel, 8 double stuf Oreo cookies, and a glass of milk for breakfast yesterday. Then had an Arby's french dip sandwich, fries, and a large milkshake for lunch. Had a Wendy's chicken sandwich, fries, chicken nuggets, and a large vanilla frostie for supper. Still 154 pounds